Band camp started today, so take some quotes :p

Drum major: "Dig..?"

The rest of the band: *confused* "Dig." "Alright."

Drum major: "The correct answer was daug."

"Do I look like a druggie?"

"No, but I taught him how to meme at people."

"Wind section is best section"

Drum major: "Alright, we're going to take these sixteenth note runs up a notch! Make it sound good guys!"

Freshman: "Which for me, means playing nothing."

"The metronome isn't high enough until you can hear its echoes in your dreams!"

"It couldn't have rained 3 hours ago?"

"Make the illuminati!"

"Poor drum line. They're apparently hated by everyone."

Me: "I mean, technically we're all slowly dying."

Friend 1: "Well, die slower!"

Friend 2: "Don't you mean, die faster?"

Me and three other friends: "WELL, COME TO THINK OF IT, KID HONESTLY I COULD GO ON AND ON I COULD EXPLAIN EVERY NATURAL PHENOMENON!"

Another friend: "No! Not again!"