I wanted to read so i went to a library nearby. It was dusty and old. I went in, to see dusty skeletons and a old lady at the front desk, laying on the table. I poked her and she sprang up screaming and tried to grab me. She shouted 'DON'T READ THE BOOK! HEED ME YOU FOOLS! NEVER READ THE BOOK!!!' And lay back down. I ran away. All of the books were the same. I looked in and saw an ancient like, chant or something. Corapon tora penora. Kopaloga Jornamora qwinor. The lady sat bolt upright screaming 'THE BOOOOOOOOKKK YOU READ THAT BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK' Screaming and twitching ensued. As books flew off the shelves, i ran out, to hide in my room. never to go to a library for 10 months. But then i heard my closet door creak open and someone whispered 'THE BOOK....' 

Bonus:

I heard something scratching at the closet door. I don't own any pets.