So I woke up an looked at my alarm clock and I swear on my life that it read 6 something am. I got ready quickly and sat on the porch waiting for the bus, but then I suddenly heard something that I later described as a pig donkey. I tried opening the door but my dumb *ss locked the door, which I don't do much when ever I do bad things happen. Luckily like an hour later my mom took pity on me and opened the door and showed me that it was only 4 am. I told her what happened and she said that it was probably just a coyote. When I told my friend from school who I usually vent about this stuff to she said that I should make a uban legend about the fearsome pig donkey who wakes up random kids at 3 am and scares the sh*t out of them XD

( This happened in the fall or winter of the school year before quarantine. Today me and my mom and sister went swimming and my mom almost drowned me, so that was fun... it's sad that it isn't even the second time I've almost drowned, but I'll make a chapter later.)