Earth...

"Ere....uy....tia!-su...."

Everything that was being transmitted to my Central Processing Unit was broken statements and static. Hyuk Min and the others were already trying to communicate with me but the distance between us was far too great for us to be able to have a normal conversation which was odd.

Wait, let me change that statement.

I don't know why our transmission installments were not working. Distance shouldn't be a problem anymore. Our links were strong in any parts of the cosmos because of the technological advancements in the area of transmissions.

Our communication installments already used the energy from the subatomic particle Ceallian. We could communicate anywhere in the universe and our links can only be broken if we had severe damage to our bodies which had no chance of survival or if we were really not in our own universe which was impossible. There was only one universe. The universe was already big enough and I do not think that the Paragons would be too pleased if they were to find out that there was another universe that had millions of planets unexplored.

My body was 95.6666666666% healed save for my arm that was in the process of recoveration. I already rebooted my system thrice and did a thorough scanning in my software and only had the following findings at the first scan:

-No Virus detected

-57.89898989% System Damage

-Advanced Weaponry severely damaged. 1.111111% Chance of Recovery.

-Area Conducive for healing

-Starting System Recovery

-Initiating System Reboot

-Turning on automatic defense mechanism

-Turning on scans for threat

-System Shutdown

I raised my arm and watched the waves of bright cyan cubes that made up my limb flicker and release sparks of electricity. My arm was still scattered apart but the cubes were slowly connecting themselves. I was already cached out. My advanced software was severely damaged from the crash so the newly installed hardware for my weapons was useless now. I'll just have to stick with my birth-weapons. I hid my Seclotine Tubliotrium armor in an old female's house and borrowed the garments of his "grandson" to blend in with the humans. She didn't seem to mind as I did so and thought that I sounded like her deceased "husband."

The Humans which was the major occupants of this Earth had two genders. Gender referred to the biological and physiological characteristics that defined those two categories under the gender. A male is a gender that was much similar to ours except they had this long meaty pine-like mushroom that was called a 'Penis' in between their legs. In a more formal definition: the penis was the genital organ carrying the duct for the transfer of sperm during copulation or just plainly sex. It consisted of mainly an erectile tissue and served as an elimination of urine which consisted of waste products which were filtered out by kidneys.

Meanwhile....for the females, they had vaginas.

Vaginas were the recepient of penises and were commonly referred to as pussy. I was confused with this terminology because when I have searched it out in the World Wide Web with different word combinations; they gave out confusing results that I would not like to venture into any further.

Gender and sexual orientation were two different things. Sexual orientation was a sexual identity in relation to the gender to which the person was attracted to. So you could say: "He is heterosexual but he is still a male nonetheless." Now with advacenemnts in health, the humans were now able to alter one's gender but many still opposed to this because it was deemed unnatural and a sin to the said creator of Earth. Now that I thought about it, we haven't discovered a planet named Earth before. The Paragons would be interested in exploring this planet knowing how far the advancements of technology was in this planet. They would also comment on the surprising amount of population residing here.

There were lots of controversies in this planet that did not have immediate solutions. The increase in population was caused by the uncontrolled copulation of males and females which led to the lack of food supply, pollution, starvation, man-made calamities, and many others that were too many to mention. I believe that the proper solution would be to perform vasectomy to all males and tubal ligation to all females which were surgical procedures performed on couples who do not want to have "children" anymore. The multiplication of creatures here was too fast and uncontrollable unlike in Aecha.

Differences in religion was also a problem.

By definition, religion was-

"Help me! Someone help! My purse!" An old female cried.

My system automatically processed the information and my vision projected out a detailed location of the incident. Blue lines and shapes that made out the city that I was occupying structured in front of me and I continued to pinpoint the area as my system repeated the cry of the old lady.

"Help me!" The projected image of the figure zoomed further inside the city and roamed a long high-way made of low-technological cars which emitted combustion that poisoned the air in which the humans inhale in their fragile lungs.

"Someone help me!"

"Help me!"

"My purse!"

Target located.

"Here is your purse Madame," I stated and tried out the form of address used most commonly on French Speaking women.

The thief was now hanging by the street lamp with spectators looking at him wondering how he got there. The man was swinging back and forth as he asked for someone to get him down.

"Oh thank you my dear!" She replied with a relieved face and opened her arms to engulf me in an action called a "hug."

Hugs were not dangerous between different species weren't they? I do not think that women can introduce poison by hugging someone. Let me search for that in the World Wide Web.

Are women's hugs poisonous?

Results:

"There are 15 types of hugs that a woman can give and here are their hidden meanings."

Hidden meanings?

This woman might have hidden motives that might endanger me. I must calculate the possibility of hazard and I must study the different meanings of the types of hug before accepting anymore hugs from anyone. I must do a system check to see if I was somehow incorporated with a system virus.

-No Virus detected

The woman removed her arms and smiled. Her teeth almost came out when she sneezed. Ah, I think I had an error with my statement she might think that I was an extraterrestrial life form that was only trying to blend in.

"Are you a French woman?"

The old woman looked at me with a bewildered expression yet she was smiling. "Oh, no, I am an American, why do you ask my dear?"

Numbers and words started to appear in my eyes as I read her profile which I have obtained from the U.S. Government database while I searched for the picture of a funny pussy.

"Can you speak French?" I asked her.

The woman chuckled and gave my chest a pat. My system interpreted that as a non-harmful action and my automatic response to fight back any harmful threat went down.

"Oui," she replied.

Base on Google Translation Oui was a French word equivalent to a Yes in English translation. Yes, she was a madame. No errors in address. Mission success. Identity safe.

My healing was 100 percent complete. I must continue to find the valuable entity of this planet and see if he could help me find my way back to my own planet. But he was surrounded by his guardians.

It was fortunate that I have planted a bug under the male entity's skin. I would be able to locate him easily.

I went to the alleyway and petted a black cat. Its eyes were looking at me in a very sharp manner and as I continued to give it pats on the head, its eyes slowly started to narrow even further and its claws began to scrape the metallic garbage in which it was sitting on.

A cat was a domesticated carnivorous mammal with a soft fur, a short snout, and retractile claws. This was used for a pet and many breeds have been developed.

"Good Pussy," I stated and thought of another word that would be more suitable for the cat. Pussy was a vulgar word. "Good PussyCat doll."

I used the undamaged newly installed warping system and teleported to the location where the bug was. It led me to a mansion in which I could already hear the noisy occupants dwelling inside. I climbed up on the stairs that led to the main doors and halted not because they were locked but because of a sharp threat to my nape that was pressed against it .

"Who are you?" He questioned in a demanding tone.

Before I could answer to his demanding question, there was an unnutural phenomena that not even my systems could decipher.

His body was magnetized to mine and we were...inappropriately glued to each other for some unknown reason.

"What the?!" He snarled and stopped struggling when our faces were only two inches apart.

I was the one in the shorter end when he had supported our bodies with his impressive height. I have never seen a human that was this tall. My scanning system created a full body profile on this male but I could not get any information about him from the U.S government data base. Everything about occupation, birthday, birthplace, educational attainment, and parents were ??? Almost all of his biographical data were empty.

Name: ???

Age: ???

Blood type: AB

Birthday: ???

Birthplace: ???

Height: 203.3 centimeters

Weight: 98 kilograms

Threat: MODERATE-HIGH

Further details about his biographical data were stopped when a sudden gush of electric current caused my body to have an internal shock. My body stayed paralyzed against the male and my jaw stiffened with my eyes focusing at his own gleaming red ones. His hair was copper-like and a look of bewilderment, disbelief, denial, and anger were mixing on his expression.

My biological immunological system began to warn me about the continuous electrical waves and further exposure, if not stopped, will end up in a power overload that will leave my system no choice but to release the power to the external environment.

SYSTEM ALERT! SYSTEM ALERT! RISK FOR POWER OVERLOAD

Cause undetected...

SYSTEM ALERT! SYSTEM ALERT! RISK FOR POWER OVERLOAD

Cause undetected...

Due to the undesirable and unintended risk of electrocution of the external environment, my Central Processing Unit decided for a shutdown. The cause was unknown therefore this male in front of me cannot be a victim of my strange system immunological function.

Automatic Shutdown...

Slow beeps with two second intervals were the first things I heard. My body was already Initiating its self-healing due to the damage done internally.

The sound of my energy levels rising signalled the rebooting of my system. Blue bright lines began to scan and focus on the objects that I have first woken up to. It was dark until my eyes released beams of light that illuminated the area I was looking at. The door of the room opened and revealed a red haired male with the same empty biographical data. His DNA was similar to the first male and also...

His threat was Severely High.

"I can't believe that I'll have my bae's kidnapper as my son-in-law. Well potential son-in-law. Luscev hates you," he said. He switched on the lights and I was now able to scan the environment fully while I sat up. "What's your name?" He asked me and placed a tray of food in front of my blanket-covered lap.

I looked at the foreign food displayed in front of me and wondered how can I eat such solid aliment. We eat by letting our bodies submerge into a tub of soup filled with nutritional Ascian herbs. I haven't done mastication before.

"My name is Aecha," I replied and continued to stare at the food.

The male hummed and then crossed his arms before him. I dipped my finger in a glass of what seemed to be orange juice and let my skin absorb the fluid. My system didn't seem to object what I was eating but the male who was with me questioned my action.

"Well eat up, the food ain't gonna eat you," he commented.

I stared up at him and nodded. "Yes, I am eating already," I told him.

He raised a brow in question. "With your finger?"

I nodded. "Yes."

He scoffed. "So what, your mouth does the shitting and your balls does the walking?"

"Dad, get out," a familiar voice ordered. His voice was already saved into my memory and so was this man's appearance and voice. He entered the room with a displeased appearance.

"How rude!" The other male replied but his face showed no hurt feelings. "Didn't the bible say that children should respect their parents? Where are the Christian values I taught you young man?!" He cried out and wiped his dry eyes.

"You didn't teach me anything. I don't want to hear Godly things from an ex-reaper, an ex-Satan, a murderer, a demon and a number one perverted asshole," he gritted out.

"Well too bad because I donated sperm-"

"Ayah is looking for you," he cut off and at the sound of this "Ayah" he made the other male comply immediately with an excited posture and gait. This Ayah must be a very respectable person.

The copper-haired male shut the door and then looked down upon me. He didn't seem to be very friendly unlike the first one with the very wild imagination. I do not think he was pleased with my presence here.

"I reject you," he declared out of nowhere.