So, we start playing guitar Hero together, and I got Keith to sign my Keith Richards"Life" book.Then all of a sudden, the doorbell rings.

"Can I answer it uncle Keith?"

"Have at it sweetie."

I got up, walked toward the door, and I had this feeling inside that Keith knew who was really on the other side of that door. Keith is laying on the couch with his guitar just laughing so darn hard, a think he's gonna just fall flat on the floor, and die. I know very well he's hiding something now.The doorbell rings again.

"Ri-Ri-Ripper, Ju, just, open the, door!"
He says laughing his butt off. I open the door, and there's no one even there!

"Wh-what the heck Uncle Keith!Are you pulling my leg man!"

(Classic Keith, playing tricks)

"Come on in Mick." He said.

Jagger walks in from the other end of the house

"What! Keith! Is this why you were laughing?" "Dad, has he been here the whole time?"
"Since you walked through that door Ripper."Keith answered.
"Was he playing tricks on you Rock and Roll's Snakebite?" Mick asked.
"He sure was! "Wait a second, you were in on it too Mr.Jagger!" I said.
"Sorta."I just wanted to walk in the door, but Keith had to get a kick out of it."
Mick said.
Mick:"So are you gonna come tour with us on Thursday, right?"
Ripper:"What, where did that come from?"
Keith:"Sweetie, remember that talk we had on Thursday?"
Ripper:"I believe so.Yeah why Dad?"
Keith:"Aw!You called me dad, that's adorable!"
Ripper:"I thought it'd be proper.Ive been here for like 3 or 4 days now."
Mick:"That is very true!"
Keith:"I'm not saying it a bad thing, and you have a point too.In reality, Vincent is your real father."
Ripper:"True.Strange thing is that, I don't usually call him dad, I call him Alice."
Mick:"That's most likely cause your so used to it now it's been what, like three weeks since we adopted you."
Ripper:"Seems like more thought, right?"
Mick:"Yeah."
Keith:"Definitely! I still can't believe you were locked in a dog crate!"
Ripper:"Oh, don't remind me uncle Keith."
Keith:"Sorry honey."
Ripper:"No harm done, buddy."
Keith:"So, back to what we were saying."
Mick:"So, are you gonna join us on tour?"
Ripper:"Most definitely!Is it ok with Alice?"
Mick:"It should be ok, right Keith?"
Keith:"Yeah, as long as it doesn't get in the way of Vinny's schedule when he takes her in his tour."(he whispers)
Ripper:"Hey, no secrets!"
Mick:"Sorry Ripper, Vincent's orders."
Keith:"We can't tell you until The Stones get back from our tour."
Ripper:"Ok."🏴
I loved this chapter!God bless you if your still reading, you guys are great!