ML: The sun has fallen out of orbit and is about to collide with the earth.

Your only hope to survive is to take cover in a bomb shelter. There are two shelters left with one space in each;

A) Shelter full of Call of Duty players

B) Shelter full of Halo players

Which shelter do you choose to save your life?

RM: ...this is literally the most stupid premise I have ever heard for an apocalypse scenario.

First of all, "The sun has fallen out of orbit"? Are we talking about some sort of pre-Galileo cosmic death here? The Earth orbits around the Sun, not the other way around.

Second of all, I would like to shake the hand of the man that can invent a bomb shelter that can withstand the FREAKING SUN crashing into the Earth.

Third of all, I'm assuming these Call of Duty and/or Halo players are all annoying, vulgar, fould twelve-year olds, so I would definitely prefer to stand out in the open with arms outstretched waiting for the Sun to destroy me rather than live out the rest of my days with people like that.

OH MAH GOSH, HILARIOUS THO, AND VERY TRUEEEEEEE. THIS IS WHY YOU STAY IN SCHOOL, KIDS!