In the span of only ten minutes, Soo 'the Baddest Bitch' Kim and Rosie 'Satan's No. 1 Slut' Park are able to charm their targets off their feet. These Bangtan angels are so enamoured by their beauty and wit, it makes me want to laugh or... gag.

I quietly watch their interaction with the boys from my seat in the center table. All the while, I also observe Agust as he busily sells sausages to a middle-aged couple with two kids, just waiting for the right moment to strike.

"So you guys are doing this for charity?" A fake gasp escapes Rosie's pink lips.

"Well, uh, yes. We wanted to buy toys for the children in the local orphanage." Mochi shyly answers, his plump lips are curved into a small grin.

I didn't even know such an orphanage existed in this godforsaken town in the first place. Wild.

"You guys are so amazing! We want to help, too," Soo pretends to think thoughtfully to herself like the fake bitch that she is, before saying, "oh, I know! How about we sell fresh lemonade in here, too, starting tomorrow? That way, we can raise more money for the kids."

"Good thinking!" Rosie says in support. "Sausages and lemonades, what a great combination. I love it."

"What do you say, Mon?" Our cheerleader captain gazes at the boys' leader with her puppy-dog eyes that no one can really say no to, not even me. These boys are in big trouble and they don't even know it.

"I think it's a wonderful idea, Soo," Mon simply replies with a dimpled smile.

"Yay! Did you hear that, Ruby?" Soo turns to me, making everybody look at me now, including my target. "We can help the children from the local orphanage."

"Splendid, I absolutely love kids." It is the first of the many, many lies that I will tell them until I have Agust where I want him to be: in my mouth.

End of 'The Orphanage'