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Iske first part pe hi itne sare votes mene pagal hi ho jana ab tum logo ne mujhe khush kiya gai to double update....

To shuru karte hain bina kisi bakchodi ke....

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Yn was going to faridabad for her college studies and everyone were saying there farewell to her...

The family went to the station to say her goodbye...

She put her luggage inside the train and ys comes to her...

Ys:oye tussi sachi mei ja rhe hu
*cute and pleading voice*

Yn:agr tu aisi kahe gi na...tooo

She looks at her with hopeful eyes and yn looks at her and said..

Yn:mene sach mei chale jana hai
*disgusted look*

Ys:ek to pyaar se baat kar rhi hu..upr se bhao kha rhi hai..

Yn:vo kya tasty hota hai??..

Ys glared at her and this time yn smiled innocently devil smile...

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*Bonderphul liph*

She sat in the train and bid her family her last goodbye then take breath and said to herself...

"Tension na le yn sab thik hai tu college jayegi naye dost banaye gi aur khushi se rhe gi"

She calmed herself and went to her seat there was a man sitting in front her with mask and a hoodie...

She thought to her self," ye aadmi to aise betha hai jaise koi bahut bada celebrity ho...konse ye wily frenzy hoga"

She thought this when suddenly the man spoke in a manly voice...

??:kya tum thik ho!?

Yn look at him and was taken aback..

Yn:huh!??

??:tum nervous lag rhi thi isliye pucha...

Yn:oh!!.....vo darsal phli baar akele kahi baar rehne ja rhi hu family se dur sab se dur thoda to darr lage ga na....

??:oh tension mat lo sab thik hoga phle din hogi gabrahat fir baaki sab thik ho jayegi aur mere hisab se to tum kafi sare dost bana logi...

Yn smiled a little and thanked him for giving her such a nice advice she was thinking that she has listened this voice before but she cant remember it now...

They stopped talking they heard fighting voices of some people from the compartment next to them yn started listening carefully (auro ka ghar jale to maja to aata hi haina) few boys were fighting...

One CHUTIYA boy:abe sale...ab tu ye sunn...
Ki sab se tej bhagta hai dubai ka ghoda...zyada bolega to yahi pant utar ke teri gand mei de dunga mera loda...

Another chutiya boy:Hum vo aashique hai jo subah ko shaam bana dete hain choti si mosambi ko aam bana dete hain...mujhse panga mat lena varna ache ache logo ki gando ko godaam bana dete hain...

After yn listened she widened her eyes and tried not to laugh but she was failing constantly on the other side the man sitting infront of her also was trying not laugh but they both laughed eventually...

The boys stopped fighting and come to them and looked at them with angry eyes....

One boy:vicky in salo ko bahut hassi aa rhi hai teri meri ladai baad mei continue karenge phle inse nipat te hain...

Vicky:haan karan tu sahi keh rha hai...

Now at this they both stopped laughing and looked at them...

Karan:tum jante bhi ho hum kon hain...

Yn:jis hisab se keh rhe ho tum uss raat ki galti ho jab tumahre papa ka mood acha to condom ka quality bekar tha...

Karan:teri to...

The man laughed and both the boys looked at him...

Vicky:bahut hassi aa rhi hai...

He stopped laughing and cleared his throat...

Vicky:aur tu ladki zyada jiban chalti hain na to ab ye sunn......Vaise to mei rehta hu shaant gussa karta hu thoda zyada bolegi to muh mei de dunga meri lawda..

Yn chuckled at this and looked at them...and said

Yn:Vaise to mein gaaliyon ka sakht roop se karti hu virod agr zyada bola na to yahi patak ke pel dungi madarchod...

Everyone looked shocked and was amazed the man was totally in trauma and vo chutiya ladke left from there "darpook" (unke liye comment likna mat bhulna)

They man removed his mask and showed his face to laugh out loud he was amazed by her...

But as he removed his mask she widened her eyes and now she was the one who was shock like somebody has given her a electric shock...

??:hey...kya tum thik ho..

Yn comes out of her trauma and realize where she is...

Yn:WILY FREN-...

Before she can grab attention he closed her mouth with his hand and said...

Yash:chilao mat...koi sunn lega..to siyapa khada ho jayega.

Yn nodded her head and he released her.

Yn:mujhe please chuti katto...

Yash:huh!?

Yn:katto kahi ye sapna to nhi?kahi ye train galti se dreamland mei to nhi ja rhi?ya fir strawberry duniya mei?kahi mei mar to nhi gyi?mei kaha hu?ye sach nhi haina?-.....

Yash:Are bas kitne sawal pucho gi kbc ka show chalati ho ky...

Yn:are to ye sapne jaisa hi to hai...mei wily frenzy aka yash se mil rhi hu...

Yash:kya tum sach mei meri fan ho!?..

Yn:obviously...mene tumahre sare gaane sune hain you are amazing...

Yash:acha tumahra favourite konsa hai!?..

Yn:hermes or shrankhla most favourite hai....

Yash:vo mujhe bhi kaafi pasand hai..tumhari choice aur taste kafi acha hai...

Yn:vo to hai...tabhi to tum mere favourite ho..

At this yash blushed a little...

Yash:vaise you are very savage maan na padega...

Yn:matlab!??

Yash:jis tareeke se unn ladko ko bhagya amazing...

Yn:oh v-vo t-t-to-o kuch bhi nhi tha...
*laughing nervously*

She was too excited and he find that cute she was asking him questions and blabbering about everything he was staring at her trying to find answer for her stupid questions...

To aaj ke liye itna chapter boring laga ho ya intresting comment mei batana mat bhulna aur ab tum vite karne ke liye uss star vale button ko shayari sunao ya uski fangirl banjao mujhe nhi pata bas ho jana chahiye....

Nisha!!madarchod ek ki gand tod de ladki se gali kha kar aaye hai ye...abe hath pakad na tha ky pakad rakha...

Enjoy!!😂😂