Ok author ka murder kar do kyunki mei bhi karna chahti hu...

But still your chomumomu is back..

To shuru karte hai bina kisi bakchodi ke..

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Lajwanti: toh thik hai apne liye ek ek pati ya patni choose kar lo jaldi...

All: KYAA!!!!

Ramu: Haan!! Tum mei se koi shaadi shuda toh nhi na..Haan toh ek taraf AA jao

All look at each other not knowing what too...

Lajwanti: dekho humara Jo uu sarianch hai na bahut hi vichitr hoyi.

Ramu: uu ko randhawa log na hi pasand..

Ajey: bada hi bekar hai...hurt hua mujhe aise kese nhi pasand..

Mohit: ye Sara sar na insaafi hai *makes a crying face* humari galti thodi hai ki hum single hai...

He starts crying and ajey and Yash puts a hand on his shoulder nodding there heads in agreement.

Yn: we are not single by choice!!..

Ridhi: we don't have any option..!!

Ridhi and yn look at each other with sympathy and wipe the invisible tears..

Rishi: separated by gender..!!

Yash: United by singularity

They all hug each other and start there dramatic crying voices..

Lajwanti and ramu look at them disbelief and shook there head done with there drama totally..

Lajo: ho gya AAP Logan ka?

Ramu: Haan!?

Vicks: ye log toh chutiye hai aap log boliye.

Everybody turned towards him glaring at him (except lajo and ramu)..

Pooja: par hum ye sab kare kyun??!!.

Everybody: HAAN?!!!...

ramu and lajo sighs in defeat and start to explain them the whole situation..

Ramu: dekho humare gaon ka ek kanoon hai ki yaha pe randwa- humara matlab hai single Logan ko rokne nhi det hai...

Lajo: uu kahe kachu saal phle ek gora aat rha yaha pe uss vakt humare sarpanch ki shaadi thi ab uu ladki na USS Gore ke sath bhag gyi...

Ramu: tabse yaha single logan ko nhi rukne dete..

Everybody: oh achaaaaa...!!

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After deciding Mohit and ridhi got together Rishi first looked at them suspiciously but ridhi explained...and he still was looking at them with side eye..

Yash parterned up with Pooja and now yn, ajey, Rishi and Vicks ki goli was left..

Yn: Rishi aur mei ek sath ho jate hai
(Blush)

Rishi looks at her and smile at the idea..

Ajey: are aise kaise mei kiske sath rahunga fir..

Yash: Vicki ke sath..!!!

Ajey: are mei kyu ye Pooja rahe uske sath iska pati tha vo....

Pooja: nhi mujhe nhi rehna...

Vicky: pooh...tum mere sath nhi rehna chahti!?

Pooja just looked away embarrassed...now ramu comes and tell them

Ramu: are humare yaha bahut hi uu kya kehvat hai divorce...diver..dri--

Lajwanti: diversity!! Babu

Ramu: Haan uu hi!! Toh ladka ladka bhi sath mei reh sakta ho..

Ajey widen his eyes at the thought and stare in horror at everybody...

Ajey: NHI!!!!!!!!.....are mei straight hu yaar esa mere sath mat karo..

Vicky: mei tayar hu..

Ajey looks at him with disbelief and move away from...ajey hugs himself trying to keep his sanity safe.

Yash: are ho Jana yaar konsa tujhe sach mei gay bana rhe hai..

Ajey looks at him.

Ajey: toh tu ho ja na sale..

Ajey glared at Yash shut his mouth looked away whistling..

Vicki: jab mujhe koi dikkat nhi toh..tujhe kyu ho rhi?

Ajey scoffed at him..

Ajey: sun Bhai tujhe pasand hoga ye sab mujhe nhi yaha meri dignity ka sawal hai..

Yn looked at him..

Yn: dignity jab bechagi jab Zinda rahoga..

Ridhi: aur ni toh kya..jao Varna paidal paidal apni dignity ke sath vapas..

Ajey sighed as he just nods and Vicky came up to him holding his hands and ajey quickly pulled away..

Ajey: Abe sale kya kar rha hai... harrassment hai ye 911 pe call Karo.

Yash: bsdk India mei hai tu..112 hota hai yaha.

Ajey wrapped his hands around his chest..

Ajey: Bhai mere sa na hoga yaar mujhe nhi chuna isse.

Vicki just glared at him..

Rishi: guys jaldi Karo kab Tak hum yahi khade rahenge.

Ramu: dekho natak karoge toh isse zyada toh madat hum bhi na hi kar sakat hai..Haan batai de rhe hai..

Lajwanti: thodan der ki baat h!!

Ajey sighed and nodded..

Ajey: par isse kaho mereko chuye na!

Vicky: mei marr nhi rha tujhe chune ke liye..

Ajey huffed and sulked as they all walked towards the sarpanch house...

Suddenly lajwanti looked at Pooja and Vicky..

Lajwanti: are tumka apna kapda badle ka padi.

They all looked at Pooja and Vicky (except ramu and lajwanti)

Pooja: kyu??

Ramu: konsa shaadi shuda ladki lehenga mei ghumta hai..

Pooja nodded and Vicky also agreed they changed clothes that lajwanti brought now they all went to the sarpanch's house..

The sarpanch came out he was a tall man with big moustache..

Mohit: BC ye aadmi meri taraf dekh le bas mei pant mei muth dun bhai

Ajey: sahi keh rha hai bhai..isliye vo ladki bhagi thi kyunki uski bhi gand fatt gyi hogi..

They both laugh and high five each other Yash hit them and stopped them..

The sarpanch looked at us, he appeared that he just woken up..

Sarpanch: ka hua kyu aaye ho yaha itni raat ko?

Ramu: uu kuch log hai Jo kuch vakt ke liye panha mang rhe hai..thakur sa!!

The sarpanch glanced at them as they tried their best to smile their bechara innocent smile..

Sarpanch: kon ho tum log yaha kahe aaye ho..

Yn: hum log tourist hai humari gadi kharab ho gyi hai isliye..madad chahte hai..

Everybody except the sarpanch, lajwanti and ramu agreed with her nodding their head aggressively..

Sarpanch: shaadi shuda ho tum sab?

They all nodded..

Lajwanti: hum phle hi puchan liye inn saban se!!

Sarpanch waited for them to introduce them as couple one by one..

First Mohit and ridhi introduced themselves lovingly..and Rishi again stared at them suspiciously..

Next Yash and Pooja introduced themselves casually...ajey spoke up first before yn and Rishi could introduce themselves.

Ajey: *grabbing yn's hand* ye meri biwi hai...

To bas Aaj ke liye itna hi pasand aya toh vote Karo aur comment mei batao kaisa laga..ab tum USS star vale button ki shaadi karao ya vidva kardo mujhe nhi pata bas ho jana chahiye...mei bhi Jaa rhi mujhe suicide karne ki practice karni h bye!! 👋🏻

Nisha!! Tune Dhaka kyu Diya USS bechare ko train ke aage..kya matlab chahat Fateh Ali Khan ka fan tha..

Enjoy!!😂😂