To kaise hain aap log...

So yo mene decide kar liya hai ab se mei hafte mein 2 baar update karungi lekin ek confusion konse vaar ko karun samajh nhi aa rha...

Tell me in the comments on which 2 days from the week u want update.

To shuru karte hai bina kisi bakchodi ke..

(┛✧Д✧))┛(┛✧Д✧))┛(┛✧Д✧))┛(~‾▿‾)~

Yn pov

Mujhe uss mohit pe bada gussa aa rha tha uski himat kaise hui ridhi ka dil tod ne ki....Vaise mei janti hun jyada der jaanwaro ke sath nhi raha ja sakhta lekin agr aap koshish karo to jungli jaanwar ko bhi pet banaya ja sakhta hai...

Ridhi be like*

Par kuch bhi kaho meri bhen ka dil toda ab uska tute ga.....DIL!!
Tum logo ne kya socha hain....🤨

Thoda kam tezz ho lo kyunki ab ye zyada ho rha hai..

Mei kuch sochne Vali thi ki tabhi meri nazar 3 ladko pe padi unme kuch alag hi baat thi...

I mean ye nhi tha ki mujhe bade handsome lag rhe the....the vo chutiye hi but still kuch ajeeb Aisa lag rha tha mene inn teeno ko hi kahi dekha hai...

Those 3 boys right now*

Suddenly a boy with a red jacket I don't know why he weared it...

Readers to yn*

Mohit to author:yaar gender to mat change kar...
Author:meri Marzi.....aur tune mujhse sawal pucha phle to kabhi nhi pucha...
Mohit:mere pass adhikaar hai kya kar legi...
Ajey:sahi bhai sahi ja rha hai *cheering him up*
*Author narrowing her eyes*
Author:to yaha se pass ho rhi hai himat...
Mohit:himat ki kya baat ye to normal civic rights hai.
*Ajey giving him thumbs up*
Author:to lagta hai kisi ko ridhi ke sath vapas ek nhi hona hai😏..
Mohit:😳kon ajey!?kaise civic rights!?*looking at ajey* kon hai tu.
Ajey:Kaise!?
Author:

{Back to the story.. Sorry pov}

Mei unko dekh rhi thi lekin mene usse Nazar hatane ki koshish mei jaise hi mudne Vali thi unme se ek ladke ne apna mask utaro...

Meri aankhe bahar aa gyi mene uthaya saaf kiya aur dubara lagaya mei jo dekh rhi to vo sach tha.

Vo madrch- I mean Mohit tha...

Fir mene ridhi ki taraf dekha jo USS taraf jidhr Mohit hai dekh ne Vali thi meri aankhe fir bahar nikal gyi lekin iss baar unko ignore maarte hue mei riddhi ke samne aa gyi...

Yn:RIDDHI!!!!!

ridhi:*startled*kya hua achanak tujhe.😲

Yn:kuch nhi..😅

Ridhi:🤨YN..

YN:Haan!?

Ridhi:tu mujhse kuch chipa rhi hai...

Yn:n-nhi me-mei k-ya chipaungi😅

Ridhi came close to me and sniffled me.

Ridhi:oye tune meri secret jagah pe rakhi chocolate khayi...

Yn:table pe rakhne ko chupa ke rakhna kehte hai..

Ridhi:ye apun ka style hai...

Yn:to teri chocolate mene khayi ye mera style hai...

Ridhi starts hitting obviously not to easy she is beating me brutally. She stopped when I promised to buy her another....

I looked back to see if there is Mohit but there was no one I sighed and ...

Pooja:ab hum shopping kare ya fir sirf ghumne aaye hai yaha ..

Yn:Haan chalo jaldi ridhi tujhe shaadi ke kapde lene the na...

Ridhi:Haan yaad aya chalo

Yn:tum log chalo mei abhi aayi...

Pooja:kaha ja rhi hai!?

Yn:vo ek important call aane vala hai..

Ridhi:ek baat bata .

Yn:bol!!

Ridhi:tu Pradhan mantri ki Pa hai jo bade important call aayenge tujhe...kisi chutiye scammer aur bhosdike company valo ke phone ke alava kisike aate hai tujhe call ..

Ye aajkal kuch zyada nhi bol rhi ruk beti Mera bhi time AA yega aur tab tu mujhe thanku kahe gi

Yn:are tu Jaa na mei aati hu ja.

They both went away haash...Jaan chuti..

I looked around only to find myself nowhere...

Ab hoga mission chutiyo ko insaan banao shuru..

Mene apni cap pehni mask lagaya aur mission start...

I searched every place and find him lastly standing in front of bathroom holding his red jacket in hand...

I went towards him and twisted his hands at his back he winced and I cursed him as I listen his voice it reminds me of someone I don't know where I had listen to it but it was familiar...

Suddenly someone opened the door and peeked he said something and went inside as I looked at him and at the man who was just inches apart from i widened my eyes and ran at full speed...

Ek baar ko to cheetah ko bhi fail kar dun mene apna mask utara I hope kisi ne mujhe dekha nhi ho aur pehchana na ho...

End of pov

Ajey was still confused of what just happened he calmed his heartbeat who was beating so fast that it can explode any moment...

Mohit came out of bathroom and looked at ajey and said...

Mohit:Bhai!! Agli baar aisi ashleel harkat karni hai na to advance mei bata dena...vo na camera sath mei rakhunga..

Ajey looked at him disbelief and smacked his head.

Ajey:bhosdike yaha Jaan gale mei atki padi hai tujhe video ki padi hai...

Yash appeared from nowhere and they got startled..

Ajey:oh bhosdika bhoot!!!

Mohit:yaar Bhai bata ke prakat hua kar...

Yash:tum log Muthne Gaye the ki muth apne gall bladder se nikal ke direct kamood ke andar ghus ke ganga ji mei visarjit kar ne...

Mohit:mei to moot hi rha tha ajey se puch iska to Alag hi scene chal rha tha.....

Yash:ajey tu film ki shooting kar rha hai...bhenchod bataya bhi nhi apne Bhai ko...

Mohit:are scene matlab VO vala!!..

Yash looked at him confused .

Yash:Vo konsa!??

Mohit:are vahi!!!!...

Yash:are kya vahi..

He Does the sign of kissing with his hand..

Yash repeats the sign...

Yash:chutiye muh nhi hai kya *repeats like how he is repeating vahi ,vo line*

Mohit:ARE KISS WALA SCENE...

he shouts loudly that the whole mall is echoed with his voice ajey smacked his head again he rubbed his head to soothe the pain..

The passers who listened it give him the wtf look on their way which he passed I-didn't-say-to-you look...

To bas aaj ke liye itna hi pasand ayab to vote Karo aur comment mei batao kaisa laga ab tum USS star vale button ke sath vo vala scene rakho ya kiss wala mujhe nhi pata bas ho jana chahiye ab mei bhi ja rhi hun mujhe Jake yn ki embarrassment mei aur ghee dalna hai bye!!👋

Nisha!!Abe patanjali vala la healthy vala ghee dalenge ....

Happy Valentine's day

Dekho  hum tehre janam sidh single iss mei sirf tum logo ko wish karungi coz of you haramjadas my day always become special and don't take that gali serious it's my way of expressing thanku for making me feel special and specifically a human being😉

Bas itna chutiyapa kafi hai ki aur karun🙃🙂

Aur abhi ke liye bye*

Enjoy!!😂😂