The second time I saw him was at another party, where I told him to do the impossible and inadvertedly got myself in a deal I wanted no part of.

Allie's P.O.V

I groaned as my roomate pounded on my door. "Get up Allie!" She shouted, disturbing me from my much needed and appreciated sleep.

"Suck my nonexistant dick!" I yelled in her direction.

"I would, but its so small I might choke," she shot back.

I opened one eye. Okay, that was a good comeback. I pulled myself out of bed, straightening my T-shirt and sweats before throwing my curly hair in a messy bun. Some hair stuck out the side but I didn't care. There wasn't anyone I was trying to impress. I shoved the textbooks and papers I needed into my bag and grabbed a pencil, sticking it behind my ear.

"There, I'm ready," I announced, coming into the living room. "See? And it only took me five minutes."

My roomate, a blonde girl named Jasmine wrinkled her brow at me. "Aren't you going to get dressed? And put on some makeup?"

"Why would I do that?" I asked, wrinkling my nose. "That would require me getting up earlier."

"Then you can look nice," she said.

I rolled my eyes. "Honestly, I don't care if I look like shit right now, I got an extra hour of sleep. And why would you get up at 6 in the fucking morning to get perfectly dressed when my classes don't start until nine?"

"Well, you're the one that took morning classes!" She shot back. "You could have taken night classes!"

"But that's when I party," I whined.

"Whatever, Allie, I don't care what you do," Jasmine waved an airy hand.

"Good," I deadpanned. "Cause I don't really give a shit what you do either."

Jasmine sighed heavily. "Why am i even your roomate? We have absoluytely nothing in common."

"Blame our parents," I told her. "And for the record, you can move out whenever you want."

Jasmine snorted. "Right. And I pay most of the bills, so you would be evicted anyway."

I shrugged. "I'd rather live in the dorms, to be honest."

"You're welcome to leave," she said.

"And leave you here all alone without me?" I said sarcastically. "I would never!"

Jasmine flipped her hair off her shoulder. "Whatever. I'm going to do my hair."

"Have fun burning your scalp with the straightener!" I called after her.

She flipped me off as she was entering the bathroom.

I chuckled to myself as I slipped on my Toms and grabbed my bag.

Try-hards.

...

My nose wrinkled as a couple slammed into the wall next to me, kissing rather ferociously. I could see their tongues going all over ec other's face as they made loud slurping noises. It made me want to barf just sitting there. God, do some people have no respect?

This party was lame; all people were doing was tripping flat on their faces from getting hammered or basically having sex with one another right in front of the crowd.  I should have stayed home and been curled up with a blanket watching Harry Potter.

As the couple next to me moaned loudly and the guy started groping the girl's boobs rather roughly, I threw my head back against the wall and groaned. Yeah, definitely should have stayed home.

I was going to leave when someone stopped me. "Hey, pretty girl."

I turned around, ready to unleash some major bitchiness on this dweeb,but it was just Luke, that guy from that other party. He grinned at me. He looked good, wearing a simple button up shirt with jeans. He had a cup of beer clutched in his hand.

"Oh hey drunkie," I said, already bored. "Whatcha been up to? Oh wait, don't answer that, I don't care."

Luke's smirk slipped into a scowl. "Can't I say hi?"

"Nope!" I said cheerfully.

Luke rolled his eyes. "Well, I saw you, and you were alone so I thought I'd be nice and say hi."

I blinked, taken aback by how he was actually being nice. "Oh," I said lamely. "Well then... um, hi?"

Luke rolled his eyes.

"Stop rolling your eyes," I snapped, irritated. "Haven't you heard that they'll fall out of your head that way?"

"I'm just practicing for when you're blowing me," he retorted.

My jaw almost dropped. Okay, so I may have a dirty mind(definitely) and teased boys a little (okay, a lot) but I did have respect for myself so that was a comment that hit below the belt.

"Oh, Luke," I said sweetly. "My eyelashes are longer than your dick." For effect, I fluttered them dramatically before turning around.

I suddenly found myself pressed against the wall, looking into Luke's surprisingly warm brown eyes.

"Why don't you find out?" He growled, legit growled in my face.

I rolled my eyes. "Bitch please, I don't drop for free, I don't suck for free, I don't do anything for free."

Luke suddenly got closer, his lips dangerously close to my neck. "I bet I could convince you," he said, his voice huskier than before.

Then his lips were on my neck and he was kissing and nibbling, almost biting, even.

I pushed him off me and started yelling. "What the fuck, you asshole! Get off me! What the fuck! Who does that, just kisses a girl's neck that he just met? God, what's wrong with you?!"

Luke just blinked at me stupidly as I fumed. I turned on my heel and strode out of that damn party. I knew I shouldn't have come. I was still muttering angrily under my breath as I stomped down the walk. God, what a prick.

Suddeonly, I bumped into someone. My apology was on my lips when I realized it was Kaylee.

"Watch where you're going," I snapped

Her eyes fell on me. "God, it's you," she groaned.

"Well, I don't want to see your oh so beautiful face either," I mumbled.

"Go to hell," she sneered.

"Only if you come with me," I winked. "I hear they're offering a two-for-one travel deal."

She let out a mix of a groan and a whine, stomping her foot. "God, you're so annoying!"

"Yeah, well, you're no ray of sunshine either," I said and pushed past her.

I was pissed now, and I was going to leave when a hand gripped my wrist.

"God, want to you want?!" I cried, turning around.

It was Luke and he looked slightly embarrassed. "I just wanted to know what I did to irritate you."

I shot him a blank look. "Seriously?" I asked.

Luke shuffled his feet. "Well, I want to - I'll be blunt- fuck you and I want to know how I can."

"Step one: you don't ask a girl how you can fuck her," I told him.

"Then let's fuck!" Luke cried, throwing his hands in the air.

"No!" I exclaimed.

"Why not?" He whined.

"Because," I said simply. "You're an asshole."

"What do i have to do then?" Luke asked.

I pondered my answer before chuckling. "I'll fuck you the day you read The Fault In Our Stars."

Little did I know he'd take that answer to heart.

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Heeyyyyy guys! Here is chapter two of Sassy, and I'm super excited! I have big plans for this story, big plans... 

An way, I hope you enjoy, and please comment and vote! I should probably warn you now, there will be a LOT of swearing and talk about sex(and maybe some actual sex too) so if you don't like that kind of thing, I probably wouldn't read this.

But, I hope you do an enjoy it!

Btw, a Spanish exchange student is coming to live with my stepsister (and therefore me) for a month starting Thursday, so if I'm not on as much its probably because of that. I'm super excited to meet this girl, and she plays soccer so bonus for me :D 

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-T A Y L O R