Hello, and welcome to the Saint Patrick's Day Extravaganza!!

*hands out 3 leaf clovers because I was too lazy to get the 4 leaf ones*

Now, Everybody who isn't wearing green gets a pinch and is thrown out!!

*crickets chirp in the background because nobody was stupid enough not to wear green*

Okay then, well, I have no plans for this party, so you can all just go home now. Please return your clovers to me. If they are in good condition I can still sell them!!!

*everybody rips them up and throws them in the garbage*

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Hello Wattpad users! I was really bored and didn't know what to write, so I found a picture and wrote this in 3 minuets. I hope your having a good Saint Patty's Day!!!!

*virtually pinches anybody that isn't wearing green*