Ok, so, I have mini cans of 7 up, coke, and Ginger Ale. So, anyway, I mixed a can of Coke with a can of 7 Up. Well, it created a fizz, and if you know anything about me, the fizz is always my favorite part. Well anyway, I went to drink it, but I was taken back. Carbonation sometimes hurts!!! That is my lesson to all of you.

(A class of kindergarteners sand up an start clapping, and I leave belting out the end of Let It Go)