She sits there, waiting. Will hiss at you if you come too close. She is...

DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA
BAT GOOSE!!

She protects her town by sitting on the grounds of John Deere. She will hiss at anybody she doesn't deem worthy, or who gets to close to her mysterious feathers.

DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA DUNNA
BAT GOOSE!!

(Haha, I hoped you liked that. Yes, there really is a goose at John Deere, an I got that beautiful picture)

SHE STARES INTO YOUR SOUL!!!!!!