Sap: How many people do you have to kill for it to be illegal?

Colerc: One. One person.

Sap: are you sure?

Colerc, to Sap: Now before I tell you my idea, are you allergic to dolphins?

Colerc: You're smiling, did something good happen?

Sap: Can't I just smile because I feel like it?

Random person: Dr Rasher tripped and fell in the parking lot.

Sap: Who the fudge-

Colerc: Language!

Sap:

Sap: Whom the fudge

Sap: Where's my darn gun?

Colerc: Dude, there are kids around. Say it nicer, maybe?

Sap: May I ascertain the whereabouts of my darn gun?

(Extra) Colerc: *sighs* close enough... DID YOU SAY GUN-

Colerc: I have a job for you.

Sap: Give me a name and I'll give you a body.

Colerc: Sap, we talked about this.

Sap: Don't do anything stupid.

Colerc: You and I know that's asking way too much of me.

Dr Rasher: what kind of tea is this?

Colerc: Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.

Colerc, to Sap: A guy walked up to me and asked if you were my friend. He shook his head and said "I'm so sorry" when I said. What did you do?