Requested by MichelleShw717

One Day.... At the north pole....

The Elves Were totally High.

Well.... Not really but they seem like it.

Santa: Now, let's not be too slow now, I need these done by tomorrow morning.

Elf: Then why did you only make us Start Yesterday?

Santa: Because I feel like it.

Another Elf was Carrying a bag full of Dumbbells.

Elf: Where would you like this to go?

Santa: What?

Elf: I Said...

The bag fell on Santa's head.

Elves:........... Djegehgdhhdhdsruddgdfggdfhfggdfhjykkdahteid

Elf Doctor: Santa!!! What happened to him?

Elf with bag: uhhh he had a stroke?

Elf Doctor: he won't be able to fly tonight! We need a replacement.

Elf: who?

At A Party House...

Bayley was Decorating the house For Christmas.

Bayley: And a Candy cane for Everyone 😊, and a star wars projector Screen for Sasha, and a MANly magazine for Becky.

Charlotte: Don't forget the hooker magazine for Dean.

Bayley: ummm why don't you do that 😣

Charlotte: Because you need to woman up and quit being a baby.

Bayley: Fine... But I'm not looking.

She Squeezed her eyes shut and put the magazine in a box.

Charlotte: That's Seth's Box.

She puts it in another.

Charlotte: That's Finn's Box

After 10 minutes...

Charlotte: About Time!

Bayley: You know I don't like that type of stuff. It's too inappropriate.

Charlotte: How old are you?

Bayley: 25

(Yeah, Everyone's in their 20s in this book. What can I say, it's a Fanfiction)

Charlotte: So I suggest you start getting some di-

Crash!

A letter fell on the ground and Bayley picked it up.

Charlotte: What does it say?

Bayley: Dear Dean Ambrose,

Dean pops up out of thin air.

Dean: What?

Bayley: and friends,

The rest pop out of nowhere.

Bayley: We need your help at the north pole.

The crew Disappeared and reappeared at The North Pole.

Everyone: ........

Dean: HOLY FUCKING TITS IT'S COLD OUT HERE!!!!!!!!!

Bayley: Look. There's a house. Maybe we can warm up there.

Becky: Speak For Yourself. I'm already a Hot Bitch.

Sasha: Arrogant much?

An Elf Walked up to Them.

Bayley: Aww look at the little guy 😊

Elf: Hello. We have summoned you here!

Becky: so... You're the one who interrupted Dean and I when we-

Everyone looks at Her and Dean.

Becky: Were..... Playing.... A game?

Bayley: oh okay 😊

Charlotte: She means Sex.

Bayley: WHAT?!😱

Elf: Anyway! Come in. We desperately need your help.

In The House...

Dean: This Place sucks, where are all the Cams?

Elf: Santa is Severely injured.

Bayley: Oh No! Is he okay?

Elf: yeah but he won't be able to fly tonight. So I need you guys to fly for him.

Bayley: YAYYYYY!!!!! THAT SOUNDS LIKE SO MUCH FUN!!!!!!! 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

Charlotte: don't mind her, She's literally a child.

Elf: Uhhhh okay?

At The Sleigh room.....

Dean: So.... Remind me again how a Fat Guy is supposed to Fly a tiny ass sled like that.

Bayley: MAGIC! 😃

Seth: Just like my "Magic" To shoot fire outta my hands.

Dean: Oh That's not magic, I put hot sauce in your blood.

Sasha: DEAN!!!!!!!!!

Elf: Just get in the sleigh!

They all go into the Sleigh.

Elf: and remember, Don't die! 😊

Bayley: W-W-What?

The Sleigh Flies.

Charlotte: This is so Fucking Boring!

Bayley: This is Fun! Wee!

Seth: I'm gonna be sick! *Barfs off the Sleigh*

Sasha: Maybe I can be your cure 😘

Becky: Fly Now, Fuck Later!

Sasha: I didn't mean Fuck, I meant spend some time together. Unlike you and your Sex Addict over There.

The reindeer Start Pulling down.

Dean: Relax Damnit! You can Take a Shit Later.

Bayley: Um... Dean. I think that means we're landing on the roof over there.

They Land on The Roof and...

Dean: okay, how do we get in there.

Charlotte: like this.

She Punches Dean and He falls in the chimney.

Dean: Ow! How does that guy fit in this thing? And Bayley Don't say "Magic"

He delivers the gifts to the family and climbs back up.

Dean falls on the roof in exhaustion.

Dean: Charlotte, Don't EVER do that again!

Bayley: yeah that was very mean 😞

Seth: okay, how many houses left.

Bayley: Every house on the planet 😊

Becky: you've got to be fucking with me!

Bayley: Nope 😊

Everyone (Except Bayley): UGH!!!

Bayley: C'mon! Where's your Christmas Spirit 😊

1,374,048,573 Houses Later....

Dean: I'm so Fucking Exhausted. We're never gonna be done.

Bayley: We're done 😊

Dean: Really? Wow.

Seth: So.... Now What?

The Reindeer and Sleigh started flying back to the North Pole

Bayley: Wee!😊

North pole....

Bayley: We're done. Everyone should be happy.

Elf: Thank you all very much. You may go home.

He sends them home.

Dean: So.... Now that we're home, what do we do now?

Bayley: I made Christmas cookies 😊

Everyone else: ......... YEAHHHHHHH!!!!

The End!

Hope you enjoyed this one shot. This was pretty fun to write.

I swear Dean and Bayley's lines are the easiest to write. I just have to make Dean Dirty minded and Bayley Super god damn omega happy.

Anyway, I figured I'd write this request since Christmas is in a few weeks.

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