Me: This is random scenarios again, I have no motivation, take it

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Geno, to Reaper: Why are you like this?

Reaper: Come on, you know you love me~

Geno: Where'd you get that idea?

Reaper: . . . .

Reaper: *sniffle*

Geno: waiT NO I WAS KIDDING! I LOVE YOU!

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Error: I know you like your scary vibe you give off

Nightmare: Yes?

Error: And you are not an item

Nightmare: Continue please

Error: Or a mere teddy bear

Nightmare: Sleep with one eye open

Error: So you obviously want me to move them

(Killer and Cross are on either sides of Nightmare, cuddling him as if he was a stuffed animal)

Nightmare: Move them and I'll kill you

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Dream: Ink is an . . . interesting person

Ink, in the background at a minor inconvenience: Fucking kill me already, COME AT ME BITCH

Blue: Yeah, let's go with that

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Sci: People think I'm smart, and they are right sometimes but once for an experiment I said nothing but the word "mouth" for an hour and proceeded to never say it again for the next month.

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*Dust and Blue avoid a near death experience*

Blue: I'm so glad we're alive I could kiss you!

Dust, panicking: N-neat

*Later*

Dust: I said NEAT! WHO THE FUCK SAYS NEAT ANYMORE

Horror: Aw, come on. It's not that bad, remember what I did when Lust confessed to me?

Dust: Didn't you thank him?

Horror, looking at the ceiling: I thanked him.

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Nightmare: I'm shipped with so many people it's insane! I'm going to fucking explode!

Ink, who has the same amount if not more ships: it gets worse

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*Fell, Blue and Dust are hanging out*

Blue: what's sin?

Dust: * death glares towards Fell*

Fell: I-

Dust: *punches Fell in the stomach* It's nothing you need to worry about Blue!

Blue: Oh, okay. Is Fell alright?

Fell: Yeah, I'm fine

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Ink: I love Dream and Blue to death but sometimes I want to crush their SOULs

Dream and Blue, in the background: Aww, you guys made me ink!

Ink: THAT WAS ONE TIME! ONE FUCKING TIME!

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Killer: You'd expect the Star Sanses to not say a single swear word, but they cuss as if it's normal english

*In the background*

Ink: You fucking take that back!

Blue: Make me, bitch!

Dream: Holy shit, calm down and apologize!

*Back to Killer*

Killer: It's fun to watch

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Error, to Blue and Dream: Is Ink sleeping okay, how long is he sleeping for?

Dream: I don't know

Blue: He sleeps whenever he feels like it

Error: I've found him asleep in the weirdest places

Dream: Where?

Error: On Nightmare, the ceiling, roof, on Reaper, tied to a bunch of balloons etc etc

Blue: He has a problem

Error: no shiT SHERLOCK!

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Blue: I have a very specific taste with high standards

Dust: *walks by Blue, trips on his own feet and just lays there in defeat*

Blue: I want that one

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Dream; *being all happy and calm in a peaceful garden*

Cross or Killer: *walks within one meter of Dream*

Nightmare, who is nearby: *overprotective brother mode activated*

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Reaper: Some days, I want to kill whoever comes within 3 feet of me and other times I crave affection

Cross: What do you mean? It's always the second option

Lust: And why are you on the ceiling?

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Geno: Hey Reaper, spell 'Me'.

Reaper: Okay? M, E?

Geno, not thinking it would work: You forgot the 'D'

Reaper: There's no 'D' in Me

Geno, slighty surprised: Not yet~

Reaper: *slow realization* oh, Oh, oH, OH! *blushes heavily*

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(Human AU for this one)

Ink: Why am I not a banana?

Sci: Because your genetic code dictates that you are human, but you should be pleased to you know you share 50-60% of your DNA with a banana

Ink: Thank you

Error: Are you telling me that some people are 10% more banana than other people?

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Classic, drunk: You are not a very interesting person to talk to while drunk

Dust, also drunk: Debería estar enojado, pero tienes razón.

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Sci: I'm currently learning 5 different languages

Fell: Why?

Blue: So he can insult people without them knowing

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Nightmare: I have a perfect memory, name one time when I forgot something

Dust: You left me at the Star Sanses base last week!

Nightmare: That was on purpose, try again!

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Ink, at 3 AM: *eating sour cream straight from the tub*

Error, grabbing a shit ton of chocolate bars: Move over, I have chocolate to eat and choices to regret

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Reaper: I'm not cute! I'm supposed to be intimidating!

Geno: Life is unfair

Reaper: She cheats at Uno a lot too

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*Something bad happens*

Blue: This is so sad, Dust play Despacito

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Cross: I just love knitting needles! I can make some mittens, I can make a hat! I can stab your eyes out, I can make a scarf!

Player: What was that middle part?

Cross: I can make a hat?

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Ink: Do all Sanses laugh like Blue?

Dream, now looming over Ink: Only one way to find out!

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Nightmare, drunk: B-O-N-N-E-Y!

Ink, also drunk: BONNEY. COM!

Reaper, who's passing by: Call Bonney!

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Lust: I want affection!

Reaper: Welcome to the club!

Dust: You'll hate it here!

Ink: Most likely

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Horror: I made a list of things that don't need to have different colors because they all taste the same!

Horror: #1 on the list, Humans!

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(Nightmare is passive in this one)

Dream: Hey let's do "Get Help"

Nightmare: What?

Dream: "Get Help"

Nightmare: No

Dream: Come on, you love it!

Nightmare: I hate it

Dream: It's great, it works everytime!

Nightmare: It's humiliating

Dream: Do you have a better plan?

Nightmare: No

Dream: We're doing it

Nightmare: We are not doing "Get Help"

*Elevator opens*

Dream, half carrying Nightmare: Get help, please my brother is dying! Help!

Dream: Help him! *Yeets Nightmare at the gaurds*

Dream: Heh, classic

Nightmare: Still hate it, it's humiliating

Dream: Not for me, it's not

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Cross: I'm going somewhere, don't ask where

Nightmare: Tell me where your going

Cross: Uh, no *teleports away*

*Later*

(Cross and Epic run by the window)

Nightmare: what the absolute fuck