(Idk okay? Also a bunch of random ships)

~•~•~•~
(I'm aware this isn't how the moment goes in MLB)

Reaper, calling Error: What did you expect me to say?!

Reaper, on the phone jokingly: Hey Hot Stuff, this is Reaper! I'm ask you on a date to a movie but I've got such a crazy crush on you that the only way I can talk to you without foaming at the mouth is over the stupid phone!

Reaper, away from the phone: How ridiculous is that!

Error, who heard what Reaper said: So what about that movie?

Reaper: U-uhm. If y-your fine with seeing one, t-together of course!

Ink, who made him call Error: *watching in shipper silence*

~•~•~•~

Nightmare, to Lust: Ink and I have created a ship club where we help the others get together with their crushes

Lust: And why are you telling me this?

Ink: Because we were hoping you'd join

Lust: I'm in!

~•~•~•~

Horror: From now on, we'll be using code names. You can call me Eagle One!

Horror: Killer codename, Been There, Done That. Lust is Currently Doing That!

Killer: Oh god why

Lust: *pointing finger guns at Horror*

Horror: Cross is It Happened Once In a Dream!

Cross: *insert wtf face*

Horror: Ink is If I Had to Pick a Star Sans!

Ink: *laughing out of his chair*

Horror: Dust is Eagle Two!

Dust: Oh thank God

*Later*

Horror: Been There, Done That is leaving the stage. I'd Be Lying If I Said I Hadn't Thought about it is in position!

Nightmare, thinking: Why me

~•~•~•~

Ink: My Feelings Are Fatal? More like my feelings are fake and don't deserve to be recognized in the slightest as real

Sci: Do- Do you need help?

~•~•~•~

Geno, drunk as hell: Back of fuckers! This amazing skeleton is my boyfriend!

Reaper: Husband, Gen

Geno: We're married, even better!

~•~•~•~

Dream, right next to Nightmare's bunk: WAKE UP SLEEPYHEAD!

Nightmare: Oh shit

Ink, getting up from beside Night into view: What the fuck, man?

Dream, running off: OhoHOHO!

~•~•~•~

Dust: Why'd the chicken cross the road?

Killer: Why?

Dust: To get to the idiot's house. Knock knock!

Killer: Who's there?

Dust: THE CHICKEN

Killer: *starts chasing Dust*

~•~•~•~

Interviewer: So Lust, any ladies in the picture?

Lust: I need you to tell me what made you think I was straight so I can instantly change it

~•~•~•~

Lust, walking into Ink and Night's bedroom: I had a nightmare

Ink, half asleep: What was it about?

Lust: I was straight

Ink, fully awake: Holy shit, *shaking NM* wake up!

Nightmare: What?

Ink: Lust had a nightmare!

Nightmare: Of what?

Ink: That he was straight!

Nightmare, sitting up: Holy shit are you okay?!

Lust: I don't know

~•~•~•~
(Had to shift things a bit for this one)

Nightmare: Who broke it?

(Broken coffee machine is on a table in front of them)

Nightmare: I'm not mad, I just wanna know

Ink: I did, I broke it

Nightmare: No, who broke it?

Cross: Don't look at me, look at Error!

Error: What?! I didn't break it!

Cross: Huh, how'd you even know it was broken?

Error: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken!

Cross: Suspicious!

Error: No, it's not!

Killer: If it matters, probably not, but Reaper was the last one near it

Reaper: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!

Killer: Oh really? Well then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?

Reaper: I use the wooden stirs to make marks on my bones, everyone knows that Killer!

Ink: I broke it, let me pay for it Nightmare

Nightmare: No, who broke it?

Error: Nightmare, Dream's been awfully quiet

Dream: Really?! Oh my god!

(With Nightmare)

Nightmare: I broke it, it burned my hand so I punched it.

Nightmare: I predict two hours from now they'll be at war with each other with a pig head on a stick

Nightmare: Good, it was getting a little chummy in here

~•~•~•~

Someone from Underlust: *flirts with Lust*

Lust: Oh, Um, Sorry. I already have a boyfriend- Horror! *Side hugs Horror*

Horror: *confused as heck* What did you do?

Lust: We're boyfriends now

Lust: Meet my fiance Horror

Horror: why are we engaged now?!

Lust: Because I'm panicking and your not working with me!

~•~•~•~

Reaper: I've been dropping the most insane hints for like a year now, no response!

Error or Geno: Wow they sound stupid

Reaper: But They're not! They're really smart actually- just dense

Error/Geno: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don't know. . . . 'Hey, I love you!'

Reaper: I guess your right, Hey, *Error or Geno*. I love you

Error/Geno: See? Just say that!

Reaper: Holy Fucking Shit

Error/Geno: And if that flies over their head then, Sorry Reaps, they're too dumb for you

~•~•~•~

Ink: *barges in* WHO ATE MY LEFTOVERS?

Dream: Who ate my brother's ass?

Ink: *silently leaves*

~•~•~•~

Dream: One time, I accidentally said Het Lag instead of Jet Lag. Cross's response was, "When you grow up thinking your straight".

Reaper: Oh, I had a shit ton of Het Lag then

~•~•~•~

Reaper: Y'know with how many awkward hand signals and the amount of Starbucks I consume, I'm surprised people think I'm straight

~•~•~•~

Dream, to Horror: And this is Ink's adoptive son,

Lust: I'm Lust, and you are?

Horror: Not as straight as I thought I was

~•~•~•~

Sci: What do you do when your having a panic attack

Reaper: Suffer through it and never tell anyone because this is how you've always handled them

Geno: I knew you needed help but Jesus fucking christ

~•~•~•~

Error: The Bible!

Dream: This says the Bibble

Error: YOU QUESTION THE WORD OF THE MIGHTY-

~•~•~•~

Reaper: Hey, do you love me?

Geno: Reaper. We are sleeping in the same bed and we just got Goth and Raven to go to sleep, Of course I love you

~•~•~•~

Nightmare: Do you have any special talents?

Ink: I'll never die

Nightmare: Why?

Ink: Because dreams never come true

Nightmare: . . . .

~•~•~•~