(I don't know what you expected)

~•-•-•~

Cross: I'd do anything for Nightmare

Dust: Wear something different other than the clothes you wearing now

Cross: Almost anything

~•-•-•~

Ink: I've slowly watched my will to live plummet down into the depths of hell

Error: *smiles at Ink*

Ink: I now have 1 million reasons to live, I will exist for this person and this person only

~•-•-•~

Dust: I am strong, murderous and insane. Nobody can tame the beast that is my mind

Blue: *hugs Dust*

Dust: *melts into a puddle*

~•-•-•~

Killer: And so I just stabbed him, *accidentally stabs Horror*

Horror: Be a little more careful next time

Killer: Aw fuck

Killer: That was a new knife god damnit

~•-•-•~

Ink: Have you ever met someone and just feel like the gods have blessed you with this person

Reaper: like doves are flying around you, and showering the person in flowers

Dream: 1. Reaper, you are a god, 2. What the fuck are you guys on? And 3. Can I have some?

~•-•-•~

Reaper, singing in his room in a dress: They ain't even looking at you baby, they looking at m-

RT!Paps, with Geno next to him: Brother, Geno's he-

Reaper, turning around abruptly: Th-this isn't what it looks like!

Geno, under his breath: This is the person I've fallen in love with

~•-•-•~

Ink: Whenever Reaper says he'd die for Geno, Geno gets angry that Reaper can't die

Ink: But I realize Reaper will continue to say that until Geno realizes that he's saying he would do even the impossible for him

Ink: And it's funny standing by and watching this

~•-•-•~

Dream, running over to Nightmare: HELP ME I FUCKED UP

Nightmare: Holy shit, you cussed. What did you do?

Dream: I accidentally tripped and bumped into Dust, causing him to fall down a flight of stairs an Blue is hunting me down

Nightmare: How much damage can he do?

Dream: Horror taught him how to use guns and knives and Cross taught him how to block and counterattack

Nightmare: Oh.

Nightmare: Oh No.

Blue: I FOUND YOU!

Dream: *screeching at the top of his non existent lungs*

~•-•-•~

Error: Hey Ink, what's your favorite food?

Ink: I haven't tried a lot of food because I get very busy, and uh other reasons

Horror, who's overheard this: Ink, we are going to try every food we can at this moment *drags Ink away*

Ink: Okay!

Error: What the fuck just happened?

~•-•-•~

Ink: Some people ask me, what does my Papyrus look like and why they haven't seen them

Ink: Then I have to explain I don't have one and eventually that leads to them unlocking my past which is not fun to explain

~•-•-•~

Sci: Sometimes I'll see one of the other Sanses in the mall, and everytime it's been weird

Sci: I saw Horror giving Ink a piggyback ride, Error chasing Nightmare, Blueberry trying to kill some random person, Dust trying to kill some random person and Reaper 'Mom'ing both Ink and Lust many times

~•-•-•~

Dream: I've lost Ink! Where is he?

Nightmare: I know where he is

Dream: Where?! Oh

(Nightmare is laying down on the couch with Ink on top of him, hugging one of his tentacles and asleep)

Nightmare: He's been here for 12 hours now

Dream: I'm going to join him *lays on top of Nightmare, next to Ink*

Reaper: can I join? Geno's asleep and not in the mood for cuddles

Nightmare: Why not at this point

Reaper: Yay! Thank you, Nightmare *lays next to Dream and Ink, on Nightmare*

(Later)

Geno: Hey, have you seen Rea-

(Nightmare is being cuddled by Error, Ink, Dream, Killer, Blue, Dust, Reaper, Cross, Lust and Horror)

Nightmare: They all just joined in, apparently I'm warm

Geno: I'm taking a picture

~•-•-•~

Fresh: HEY GU-

Ink: *punches Fresh in the face* AAH!

Blue: Oh my god, Fresh are you okay?!

Fresh, knocked out and bleeding from his nose: *groaning*

Error: Ink, I have never loved you more than I do right now

Ink: I got scared! Wait what?

~•-•-•~

Horror: You can say "Have a Nice Day!" And there is no fucking problem

Horror: But you can't say "Enjoy the next 24 hours" without sounding at least a little bit threatening!

~•-•-•~

Nightmare: You paint 10 paintings, your not an artist

Nightmare: You cook 20 meals, your not a chef

Nightmare: but you kiLL ONE PERSON-

~•-•-•~

Nightmare: So Ink and I were having a small argument about who has weirder ships

Ink, from across the room: I'M SHIPPED WITH MY FUCKING PAINTBRUSH

Nightmare, yelling back: YOU BROUGHT THAT ON YOURSELF BY NAMING IT

~•-•-•~

Sci: It has come to my attention that you-

Reaper: If your about to say I'm a fucking idiot you would not be wrong

Sci: -need therapy jfc

~•-•-•~

Horror: And I am very disappointed that- *gasp* a butterfly!

Lust: Uh, Horror?

Horror: Shh! butterfly!

~•-•-•~

Lust: Do you ever look back on things you did as a kid and just regret existing?

Ink: Hell yes

Reaper: Yep

~•-•-•~

Ink: Rating the the people I've fallen asleep on

Ink: Nightmare, 10/10. Very comfortable, warm, many people join in and he doesn't push you off. Reads sometimes aloud, and his tentacles sometimes stroke your head.

Ink: Dream, 5/10. He gets very busy and you can't really fall asleep on him. Kinda comfortable, but not a good choice

Ink: Ruru, 9/10. Again, he gets busy sometimes but he does just place you on another comfy person. Ruru himself is very comfy and sometimes will fall asleep with you

Ink: Horror and Lust, 10/10. Always falls asleep with you, Lust always joins in and gets blankets and pillows. Very comfortable and Horror doesn't move before you do

Ink: Blueberry and Dust 10/10. If you fall asleep on one of them, the other will join in. They bring snacks for each other and you if you happen to be awake. Blankets and pillows will be brought and it's very comfortable.

Ink: Reaper, 11/10. He reads you stories, always checks if your okay. Understands your cuddle needs, very comfortable, and always has blankets on hand. Will protect you easily and never ignores you.

Ink: and lastly, Cross 7/10. He is very soft and comfortable because of the 11 layers he wears but trains a lot and you can't really find him a lot. Epic somtimes joins in, he brings cookies!

Ink: This has been, rating the people I've fallen asleep on.

~•-•-•~

Me: I really don't know what this was, but I came up with a lot this time!