Cross, getting out of the shower with his female body formed: * shaking violently *
Nightmare: Wtf
Killer: Wft

Cross, hearing their concerns, and addressing them as needed: ASS ACOUSTICS!!

Nightmare:

Killer:

Nightmare:

Killer: I'd still bang that--

Cross: YEE YEE BIAAAATCCHHH

Nightmare: same

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You bitch.

Mori, dear, it's rather rude to talk about yourself in the third person~

dESIRE, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU-

Hmm, kinky~

That it. Get the fuck down. On the bed. Im dom tonight.

Suuureee

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Dream will like, say "fuck this fucking bullshit ugh"

And night will just be all like "watch your fricking language!!!!!!!!!"

"But wh-"

"Because I fuc- ahem. Because I said so. Now, sleep on the couch."

"Fuck that"

"Two days"

"This is bullshit"

"Three da-"

"FINE, GOD!"

"Good"

"God damn fuckin-"

"FOUR DAYS"

"UGH"

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Dream: "Those asshole villagers, ugh, they're so fucking greedy, like, no, you can't have any apples, I don't care if your sister is dying, you're all going to die eventually-"

Nightmare: "dREaM--"

Dream: "What it's the truth-"

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Nightmare: "... SHIT NOOOOO, DEVIN, NOOOO!"

Dream: "Night, did you just-"

Nightmare: "SHUT UP I'M VERY DELICATE AND I NEED CUDDLES AND HUGS AND KISSES AND- HHHHH"

Dream: "Okay, damn, im coming-"

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Cross and Killer were laying down together. Cross had his ecto-body summoned, his double-D breasts shining dimly through the fabric he wore. Killer was currently suckling and nipping at the formed mounds, when he suddenly pulled back.

"Ew."

"Well that's a nice thing to say."

"Snowflake, I love you, but your tits taste like soap."

"I showered, what do you want from me!?"

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"Killer."

"Hehehe"

"Did you just fucking sPIT IN MY ARMPIT!?"

"shitgottarun-"

"Mom, dad, what's going on-"

"YOUR FATHER IS A DEGENERATE!!"

"HEEYYY MORIII, LET'S GO OUT, EH?"

"okay im sold, where to-"

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"Why can't I cancel out the bad points with my good points?"

"Because that's not how social life works. Those bad points will forever follow you like a criminal record, and everyone will judge you for it."

"Jeez that sounds rough. Can't I just stay introverted and not make friends??"

"No."

"Ok... I would like to note that I tried."

"Noted."

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Cpau; Geno be drunk af and Reaper just keeps flirting and flirting and f l i r t i n g, until Geno can't take it and kisses him and then finds out that he kissed him in front of Classic, and Classic is just like 'Oh no, not u too...' and Geno just kisses Reaper again while flipping Classic off.

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It's New Years eve, and this time, Blue is hosting a party, and everyone is invited once again. Geno and Reaper show up, and Classic b there 2.

Kk, so Blue says "Whence the clock striketh the hour of the witches, thou shalt kisseth thy crush."

Yeah.

Like he was some sort of prophet or some shit.

So midnight rolls around, and Blue's got about 50 or so cameras set around the place. Classic is talking with Geno, and Reaper walks up and kisses Geno. Geno smirks and proceeds to sndnakfnfn i n t e n s l y make out with him... while flipping off Classic. Again. Classic cri. He turn around and is d e e p l y surprised at the amount of Sanses that were together.

HELL, EVEN THE LITERAL KING OF NIGHTMARES HAD A BAE.

Classic cri again.

He lonely.

Rip Classic.