Written By: That One Damn Ginger
Fanart By: Every Kasai

Setting the Stage: This is probably another one that happened earlier on in their relationship, seeing as they're getting so easily flustered around each other. That's really all I have for timing.

Your Perspective

You slowly opened your eyes, and stared at the wall. Something was softly poking your back, and had woken you up. Unenthused at the early wake-up call, you swatted behind you, and snuggled back into your blanket.

"Go away... " you murmured. In response, the soft poking turned into rough jabs. You quickly flipped over onto your other side, and once again swatted at your assaulter.

"What?!" You snapped. You're not a morning person. Never were, never will be. Of course, once you realized it was Frisk, you calmed down a bit. You rubbed your eyes, and then gave Frisk a blank stare.

"What do you want?" you asked. You had to squint to see her answer, as the room was still dark.

"Take me to Snowdin. I want to play with Monster kid!" Frisk signed, practically bouncing with anticipation. You stared at her for a moment, before groaning and going back under the blanket. It was too early for her antics.

"Let me sleep, Frisk..." you mumbled under the covers. You thought Frisk might retaliate by poking you again, but instead you heard your sister's footsteps as she walked away from you. Sighing in relief, you closed your eyes and attempted to sleep once more.

So... tired... wait, what's that-- OH GOD!

The wind got knocked out of you as a certain little sister jumped on top of you. You attempted to get your breath back, and stared at Frisk in bewilderment.

"Frisk... Why?!" you asked, putting a hand to your head. Said sister smiled at you sheepishly, and giggled.

"Sorry Sis, but I reeeaally want to go play with Monster Kid, but Goat Mom is busy and won't let me go without you!"

She signed so quickly that your groggy mind almost couldn't keep up. Keyword being almost.

"Frisk--" you started, but she cut you off.

"Pleeeaase?" she signed desperately. "I promise I will be good and I won't wake you up early for the rest of the week!"

"..."

You ran your hand down your face before looking up at Frisk. She stared down at you with hope sparkling in her eyes. Those eyes... why??? The eyes always get you. You let out a sigh.

"Alri--" Frisk cut you off once again.

"PLEASE, please, please?!" she signed quickly. "Come on Sis! Duncle will be there and you can---"

"ALRIGHT! I'll take you! Now could you please get off?"you cut her off before she could go into detail about what you and Sans could supposedly do. Knowing your sister, she would probably give a very... detailed description. She gave you a huge smile, and then crushed you with a hug.

"Thanks Sis!" she signed. Then she got off your bed and ran out into the hallway. You lied on the bed for a few more moments before getting up.

You'd almost forgotten the fact that Frisk wasn't allowed to go to Snowdin without a supervisor. It was a new rule, and was instated because she'd once left the main trail to explore the woods, and had gotten lost. Toriel had the whole town looking for her, and when you finally did find her, she was completely oblivious to the whole ordeal. Needless to say, Toriel went into full mom mode, and made it a rule that she wasn't allowed to leave the ruins without an escort. Yup.

You shook your head at the ridiculous memory, and got dressed. You ended up just wearing some jeans and a T-shirt... along with the jacket Sans had given you. You may have a few jackets of your own now, but you'll always prefer his. You walked out of the room prepared to get breakfast... but it seemed Frisk had other ideas. You hadn't even taken two steps into the hallway before she had grabbed your hand and starting dragging down the stairwell to the basement.

"Wha?! Frisk I haven't even had breakfast yet!"you exclaimed as you tried (and failed) to get her to stop. She did, however, pause for a moment to answer you.

"You can eat on the way!" she signed quickly. She then reached for your hand, but you quickly took a step back.

"Have you even told Toriel yet?"you asked accusingly, crossing your arms and staring down at your sister. She nodded her head vigorously in response.

"Yes!"she signed and, before you could respond, took your hand and once again started dragging you down the stairs. You let out a sigh, and allowed her to do so. She was just lucky you loved her so much.

***

You soon found yourself in the cheerful town of Snowdin. Frisk had literally dragged you all the way there, and hadn't let go until she saw Monster Kid. When she did see him, however, she ran over to him and hugged him. It was cute. You smiled at the site and leaned up against the wall of the inn. You were glad your sister had made some friends.

You watched them play something akin to tag and giggled as they tripped over one another. They ended up falling into the snow as a tangled mess.You laughed at their clumsiness. Frisk helped Monster Kid by pulling him up by his shoulders. She then signed something to him... wait... You did a double take.

Did... Did Frisk just... Oh my god she did!

Frisk had just flirted with Monster Kid. Well you could be wrong... wait... No, you were right. Monster Kid was blushing, and looked like an adorable little reptilian strawberry. You covered your face with both hands, and held in your urge to squeal at the cuteness. You could literally cry right now. Frisk had a crush, and you were witnessing it! No wonder she wanted to see Monster Kid so badly the past couple of weeks. You slowly looked back at your sister to see her sign 'lets share' to Monster Kid.

Wait... share... what...?

You narrowed your eyes at the scene. Of course, when you saw Frisk oh-so-casually unravel part of Monster Kid's scarf, and place it around her own neck... You could only stare in wonder as your jaw dropped.

Holy... When did this...?! How did she... WHAT?!

You watched as they talked to each other. Yep. Frisk knew what she was doing. How? You had no idea. You just stood there starring as she snuggled into a blushing Monster Kid's side. Your thoughts came out in jumbled up sentences.

She.. but she's only TWELVE! When did... How did... she learn,why? No who... Who taught... Her...? But... She... Uuuaaauughgggh! I have a headache.

You massaged your temples to relieve some of the pain you were getting.

You know what... I'm just gonna go with it.

You decided to drop the matter of how your sister gained her flirting skills, and instead opted to simply watch her. They had separated from each other and had begun playing again. You noted how the scarf had been tucked neatly back around Monster Kid's neck, probably by the very person who had unraveled it. You wore a small smile as you watched them play. You actually became so focused on them that the whole world seemed to blur... so you can imagine the surprise you felt when you heard a very familiar voice.

"Hey Buttercup, what're you watching?"

You practically screeched as you jumped away from the voice. This gained a few stares from nearby monsters, but you didn't notice. Once you realized whose voice it was, you relaxed, and turned to look at your mischievous boyfriend.

"Hey," you said, waving.

"Hey," he replied, grinning smugly. You rolled your eyes playfully in response, trying your best to hide a smile. Of course he'd find scaring you amusing.

"You know... you still haven't answered my question,"he stated. You blew some hair out of your face, and moved it behind your ear.

"I was just watching Frisk play with Monster Kid," you answered, looking over at them. He nodded, and joined you in it.Then he chuckled as he saw them dump snow on each other.

"So... I was,well... I was wondering if..."he started, his gaze shifting back over to you. You turned your head to look at him, and raise an eyebrow.

"If?"

With blue dusting his face, he let out a sigh, and then slowly took a deep breath.

"I was wondering if you wou---Ack!" he was cut off by a small bundle of energy named Frisk. You giggled as you watched your sister practically tackle the skeleton. After crushing him in a hug, Frisk attempted to drag him somewhere. Buuuut... he stayed put.

"Kid? What are you doing?"he asked. Frisk didn't answer, she only tugged harder on his jacket. He chuckled at her efforts, and finally gave in.

"Alright Kid, I'll bite. What do you want?" he asked as she dragged him over to what seemed to be a snow platform.

"Wait... what? Oh, okay," he responded to your sister's commands as she directed him.

Like she had done with you when you had first fallen down, she was making him into a snow sculpture. You giggled, watching Sans hold a very ridiculous pose as he was coated in snow by Frisk and Monster Kid (who was using his tail). Soon the snow-Sans was done and, after frisk took a picture, Sans broke free of the snow. You stared with wide eyes as you looked at Sans, then quickly covered your mouth as you attempted to stifle your laughter... You didn't succeed. Frisk and Monster Kid began to laugh, too. Sans looked around, trying to figure out what was going on. His irises landed on you.

"Uh... (Y/N)? Can you... um... What am I missing?"he asked you, hoping you could help.

You got your phone out, took a picture of him and, while still laughing at the hilarity of the situation, handed the phone to him. The blue spreading on his cheeks made it all the more funny. When Frisk and Monster Kid had turned him into a snow monster, some of the snow had fallen into his clothes because there was... well... nothing there. When he broke free of the snow, most of the snow in his clothes ended up falling into his pants, and because so much of it stuck to his hips... Basically... Sans had gained an unnecessarily large snow ass... and was completely oblivious to it.

You heard the tapping of Sans's phalanges on your phone, and so you asked what he was doing. He responded with a simple "deleting it." This only made you laugh harder. Sans handed you your phone, and then shook all of the snow out of his pants. As his blush slowly left his face, he looked at you and smirked.

"Sorry, but all I've got is a bony ass."he said, shrugging. Then he gave you the biggest shit-eating grin he could muster. "Snow butts about it."

You gasped, and your shoulders shook in silent laughter and you let out a rather undignified snort. Monster Kid and Frisk were practically in the same position, doubled over with laughter, as Sans chuckled along with you.

"You must be so proud of yourself," you told Sans after you'd caught your breath.

"You have no idea," he replied, smiling.

You shook your head at him, and tried to calm down. The image of Sans with a bubble butt was probably never going away. You chuckled to yourself. You were never going to let him live this down. You soon turned your attention to Frisk. It seemed that she and Monster Kid had recovered from Sans's butt fiasco, and were starting to build a snow fort. Your phone suddenly went off, startling you. You took it out of your pocket... it was Alphys.

"Hey Alphys! What do you need?" you asked, watching Frisk put some snow into place.

"We have a date with Mew Mew Kissy Cutie, remember?!" Alphys exclaimed. Oh yeah, you forgot about that...

"Oh I'm sorry Alphys but I---"

"Go,"Sans said, interrupting you. You looked over at him, and laid the phone on your chest.

"I can't just 'go' Sans--I have to watch Frisk,"you explained. He smiled, and gave you a wink.

"I'll keep an eye socket out for the kid." You ignore the pun, and give him an uncertain look. You didn't want to just drop Frisk on him and take off.

"A-Are you sure? You don--"

He cut you off again.

"Yeah, I'm sure.Now go," he said, smiling at you.

He's so sweet.

You hesitantly brought the phone back to your ear, trying your best to ignore the blush spreading across your cheeks.

"I... I guess I'll see you in a bit," you told Alphys. You heard her suck in a breath across the line.

"Well, FINALLY!"she exclaimed loudly. "It's about time! See you in... however long it takes you to get here."

"Yeah. See you in a bit," you said. Then you giggled, and hung up. You glanced over at your boyfriend, just in time to meet his gaze.

"What is it?" he asked, lifting a brow bone. When you didn't answer, he seemed to take it as uncertainty.

"Seriously it's okay, you can... go... uhm... B-Buttercup?"

He blushed as you gently cupped his face with one hand, and allowed your thumb to run along his cheekbone. You then pressed your lips softly to his blue tinted cheek.

"Thank you," you whispered after pulling away. He now looked like a blueberry.

"Uh... um... y-your welcome..." he stuttered. You giggled and let your hand fall from his face. You then turned towards the rather impressive snow fort, looking for your sister.

"Hey Frisk! I'm going to leave you here with Sans, okay?"you told the snow fort. Frisk's head popped up out of it not to long after, and nodded vigorously in response before disappearing again.

"Alright... Don't be afraid to call me if you need something!"you tell her. Only a hand came out this time. It seemed to be waving you off indifferently. You rolled your eyes and turned to say something to Sans... only to find him hidden in the depths of his hood. You smiled at him, and then made your way towards River Person.

***

You got off the boat in Hotland. Stepping off it, you thanked the River Person, and tied your jacket around your waist. You were still flabbergasted as to how frisk managed to wear a sweater here--if it were much hotter, you'd be melting into your shoes. You shook your head to clear it, and then slowly made your way towards the lab, sweating profusely. Soon, though, you made it inside, and were met by a very excited reptile.

"C,mon, c'mon, C'MON!" Alphys exclaimed, beckoning to you and bouncing on the balls of her feet. When you didn't follow her fast enough, she grabbed your hand and practically flew up the escalator with you. It seemed you underestimated her excitement.

"Woah Alphys! Calm down, is the anime really that good?!" you asked, bewildered and a bit dizzy. Alphys blushed, and twiddled her thumbs.

"Oh! S-sorry (Y/N), I was just r-really excited t-to watch it with you," she said, looking down a bit in embarrassment.

"It's okay!" you said quickly "I completely understand, and besides--I kept you waiting." She looked back up at you.

"Now let's watch it!" you exclaimed, smiling brightly at her. As if a switch had been flipped, Alphys regained the energy and excitement she previously had.

"Yes!"she exclaimed, getting the anime ready. You giggled at her enthusiasm, and sat down on the couch. You wondered what the anime would be like...

*Approximately one anime filled hour later...*

You were on the sixth episode of the anime now, and it was a little bit... odd... to say the least. (Something about girls being infused with cat DNA, and fighting against aliens?) But other than that, it was pretty good. You looked over at Alphys, and found that she had buried her face in her hands and squealed. You smiled at the sight. When Alphys felt your gaze on her, she turned to meet your eye, a huge smile on her face, and a sparkle in her eye.

"Isn't it amazing?!" she asked, completely engrossed by the anime.

"It's pretty good," you answered, smiling. She squealed, and then turned her attention back to the TV. You were pretty sure she was the closest thing to a best friend that you had. No, scratch that, she was your best friend. You watched as she hurriedly went to put on the next episode. Of course, your stomach decided to make a rather loud noise in the silence. Alphys turned and looked at you questioningly, just in time to see your face flush.

"I may have skipped breakfast..." you explained sheepishly. She blinked at you in confusion, then gasped in realization.

"Oh! Why didn't you say anything?" she asked.

"You just seemed to be enjoying the anime so much... I didn't want to interrupt you."

She gave you a look, before shaking her head. She tried to look serious, but it wasn't long before she was smiling again.

"I've got some instant noodles in the fridge... you can have those while I put the next episode on," she said, still smiling.

"Thanks so much, Alphys!" you exclaimed. You wasted no time in running down the escalator and over to the fridge. You opened it up in search of the food item, and soon found it. You filled it with water and soon had it in a microwave. You leaned up against a wall as you waited for the noodley goodness to cook. In doing so, however, you saw Frisk on the monitor. She was in Waterfall. You quickly texted Sans.

You: Why is Frisk in Waterfall?

You only had to wait a few moments for a reply.

Sans: The kid asked me to take em'

You were about to text him again, but he beat you to it.

Sans: Don't worry, I'm nearby.

You breath out a sigh of relief.

You: Sorry. Just needed to know she's safe.

Sans: It's alright, Buttercup. ;)

You rolled your eyes at the text--he was always so ridiculous. Moments later, the microwave dinged, announcing that your food was ready. When you pulled the noodles out, however, they seemed to be boiling. You almost dropped the cup on the floor in your surprise, but managed to place it on a table. Whimpering, you attempted to cool off your hands. That had stung. After waiting a bit, it was cool enough to pick up. When you picked it up, though, you saw something... interesting. You hadn't noticed it before, because your hands had been burning, but now... You set the noodles to the side, and picked up a piece of paper that you'd seen on the table. Its title read 'Just a Shortcut Away.'

...What?

You narrowed your eyes at the paper. You had a sneaking suspicion as to what it was, and you were having trouble deciding whether or not to risk reading it. You stare at the paper, and when your curiosity became too strong,you began to read it. You hadn't even gotten to the second paragraph when your suspicions were confirmed. You blushed furiously, and held the paper as far away from you as possible, as if it were a dirty diaper.

Oh my god... Alphys, NO!When did she...? Ooh lord.

She'd even signed and dated it at the bottom--it was apparently written two days before Frisk's birthday party. You didn't think that Alphys would... no, wait. She totally would. You just hadn't thought that she'd actually go so far as to... write fanfiction. About you. And Sans. You groan quietly, your cheeks flushing red again. In that moment, you felt like dying.

"(Y/N)? What's taking you so long?" Alphys asked, coming down the escalator. You panicked, and shoved the paper into your jacket pocket. Then you whirled around to face Alphys, planting the most convincing smile you possibly could on your face.

"Sorry! I was just uh... waiting for my food to cool!" you said quickly. She gave you a questioning glance, and looked as if she was about to say something... but her attention was stolen by the monitor. You sigh in relief, and turn back to your noodles, only to turn around again when you hear her gasp.Curious, you looked up at the monitor.

Frisk had been sharing an umbrella with Monster Kid, but he'd tripped, and fell on top of Frisk. He was blushing a bit, but Frisk just laughed. Frisk helped him up, and picked up the umbrella, holding it above the two of them again. Then she did something that made you question just about everything. With a bright red blush on her face, she wrapped an arm around Monster Kid's shoulders, and pulled him close, giving him a rather clumsy kiss on the cheek. You and Alphys just stared at the screen, struggling to process the fact that Frisk had made a move on Monster Kid. Alphys broke out of the trance first, and squealed at the top of her lungs.

"I SHIP IT!" she yelled, eyes sparkling. She then turned to you, and started babbling on and on about how cute it was. Most of it went in one ear and out the other. The only thing that you really made out was 'OTP.'You were still so shocked at the situation that only one word went through your mind.

How???

You'd only just gotten your first boyfriend recently, and you were an adult. And here your sister was, charming the scales off of a little monster kid at age 12. Are the two of you even related? You mean, come on.

Soon, Alphys was hurrying back up the escalator, squealing all the way. You picked up your food and followed, being careful to avoid her excitedly waving tail.The two of you sat back down on the couch, and you started eating your (now cool) noodles.All the while, Alphys was still going on about your sister, even though the next episode was in full swing.Eventually, your mind slowly came to terms of what was happening... and you found yourself squealed along with Alphys.

As much as you're jealous over her romantic adeptness... you're equally happy that your sister's found somebody to lean on.

***

You and Alphys had burned through five more episodes when Frisk finally texted you that she was ready to go home. You sighed and turned to Alphys... who seemed to be drooling. You giggled and poked her shoulder. She jumped so hard you thought she might have hurt herself.

"W-what is it?" she asked, still a bit spooked. You held in the urge to laugh.

"I have to take Frisk home" you answered. She glanced over at you, disappointed.

"Aww, really?" she asked. You nodded in response.

"Sorry," you apologized.

"No no no no, it's okay!" she said quickly."Besides, this just means you have to come back! Mew Mew Kissy Cutie: Part 2!"

"Of course,"you confirmed, smiling. "See you later, Alphys."

You got up from your place on her couch and made your way to the escalator. You waved at her as you descended, and smiled as she enthusiastically waved back. Then you crossed the bottom floor, and left through the lab's automatic double doors. The moment you stepped outside, the heat hit you like a sucker punch to the gut, and you were again sweating profusely as you made your way back to the River Person. You stepped onto the boat, and asked the River Person to take you to Snowdin. You didn't pay attention to what the River Person said, however--you were too focused on the sudden feeling that you forgot something. With your brows furrowed in concentration, you attempted to identify what it was. Whatever it was, it was of dire importance... but for the life of you, you couldn't remember what it was. You sighed, and shook your head.

I'll remember sooner or later right? So it's not anything to worry about. It'll be fine.

You stepped off the boat when you arrived in Snowdin, and shivered as the full force of its icy climate hit you. With your sweat more or less freezing on your body, you rubbed your arms, and then quickly put on your jacket. You placed your hands in your pockets to try and get the warmed up again, only to feel... paper...? Your confusion swiftly turned to horror as you remembered just what was in your pocket. You slowly pulled the paper out to confirm your fears. Yup. It was that abomination of a story that Alphys wrote. You groaned, and facepalmed. You had no idea how you were going to give this back, much less explain why you had it in the first place. You narrowed your eyes, and glared at the paper.However,your anger towards the piece soon blossomed into curiosity. You'd stopped after the second paragraph before, and you were honestly curious about what Alphys wrote...

Screw it.

You looked around to see if anyone was nearby, just in case.To your relief, no one was. You returned your gaze to the paper in your hand, and hesitantly began to read... You barely got halfway through it before your face lit up like the surface of a hot stove. Apparently, it hadn't gotten the memo that you were out of Hotlands. Your redness only grew worse as you continued to read.

Holy--Alphys! You sure do have one active imagination... Oh geez...

When you had finished reading it, you were blushing so hard that your face probably looked like a tomato. The story was relatively short, but boy was it descriptive. You hid your face in your hands. You now, once again, wanted to die. That feeling only increased when a certain skeleton walked up to you.

"Hey," he said, smiling at you. You snapped your head up, and pressed the paper to your chest.

"Uh... H-Hey there," you said, forcing a smile. You were internally screaming, and cringing at your stuttered speech. Why? Why did he have to turn up now?!Sans gave you a strange look, irises studying the mess of emotions on your face.

"The kid was worried, so I thought I'd come get you. Um... are you okay there, Buttercup?" he asked,voice worried. Nope, you weren't okay. Not at all. You were so embarrassed that your brain was overheating.So... you bluffed.

"Uh--yup! Totally. Totally fine. Nothing's going on over here," you said.

You had a feeling he didn't buy any of it. (Of course not. Not even a newborn would buy that mess of a cover-up.) He looked at you with suspicion evident in his gaze, taking in your cherry red cheeks and agitated fidgeting. Your blush only intensified when he slowly continued to examine you. Eventually, his gaze landed on the crumbled paper pressed against you.

"What's that?" he asked, reaching for it. You swiftly hid it behind you before he could even graze it. My goodness. You sure are subtle about these things, aren't you? (Not.)

"It's nothing!" you squeaked. His concerned frown turned into a mischievous smirk.

"Oh? You sure, Buttercup? That doesn't look like nothing," he said playfully. You gulped, and tightened your grip on the paper.

"Yup!I-it's nothing!" you exclaimed. He looked at you with mischief dancing in his eyes.

"Then why are you hiding it?" he asked cheekily, grin widening. As much as you love Alphys... you're kinda starting to regret hanging out with her today. (Who just leaves a lemon sitting out on the table?!)

"I-I'm not hiding anything" you answered, your words coming out a bit more uncertain than you'd hoped. He responded with a small chuckle.

"Then you won't mind if I see what it is?" he asked. He went to grab the paper again, but you quickly sidestepped him. You felt yourself start to panic when he laughed and tried again, using his teleportation to get behind you. You got away in the nick of time, spinning around so that he's facing you again. No way in hell would you let him see this. You would rather be locked in a room with Flowey for the rest of eternity then have him read this.

Nope! Nuh uh, nadda, NOPE.

You made a run for it. He was surprised by your sudden movement, and so you got a five second head start. It still wasn't long before he was giving chase, though. You heart was beating a mile a minute as you sprinted away, your breath coming in gasps. You were determined to get away... but he was catching up. He was now only a couple feet away from you, his arm stretched out as he tried to grab you.

NO! HE CAN'T READ THIS!

In a last dying effort to save your dignity... you shoved the paper in your bra. Seconds after you had done so, a bony arm wrapped around you arm, and yanked you backwards. You landed squarely against Sans' ribcage, and he quickly wrapped his arms around you before you could get away. He had a smug grin on his face at his achievement, but it faded away when he noticed that you no longer had the paper. A look of confusion entered his irises, and you could almost see the cogs spinning in his head as he tried to figure out what you did with it. Then his gaze found the odd looking bump on your chest,and his eyesockets narrowed as he stared at you.

"Seriously?" he asked with a blank stare. You smiled sheepishly at him, and shrugged. "Good play, Buttercup. Good play."

He chuckled quietly and released you, rolling his irises.

"Well, come on, we can't keep the kid waiting," he said. "It's gonna take a while to get back."

You give him a confused look, but once you eventually realize where you are, you groan, and face palm. You'd ran all the way to waterfall.

"Didn't know you were such an athlete, Buttercup--"

"Oh, shut up," you mutter, face burning. Sans chuckles, and takes your hand.

"Let's take a shortcut."

The next the you knew, the two of you were standing in front of his house. The moment you opened the door, you were nearly knocked to the ground.

"Where were you?!"Frisk signed, giving you a grumpy glare.

"Sorry, I got a little distracted," you explained sheepishly. She didn't seem convinced.

Papyrus walked out of the kitchen and picked you up, squeezing you in a hug.

"(Y/N)! WHERE WERE YOU? YOU HAD FRISK AND ME SO WORRIED!" he said. You smiled and patted his back.

"Don't worry! I'm fine. But...uh, could you put me down?" you asked.

"OH! OF COURSE I CAN (Y/N)," he replied, gently setting you down. "AH, EXCUSE ME HUMANS (AND SANS), BUT I MUST RETURN TO THE KITCHEN. I AM RIGHT IN THE MIDDLE OF THE EXTREMELY DELICATE PROCEDURE OF MAKING TOMATO SAUCE."

He turned and marched back into the kitchen, disappearing from view. You turned to say something to Sans, but you jumped at the sudden sound of a mallet hitting a countertop. You blinked and glanced towards the kitchen, but then shake it off. Knowing Papyrus, he's probably trying to beat the tomatoes to death. Your sister tugged at your sleeve, and you looked down at her.

"So... what got you so distracted?"she signed, looking at you curiously. You blushed remembering, Alphys's 'story.'

"Oh, uh... Nothing much," you said. She narrowed her eyes at you in suspicion. She looked like she was going to retort, but instead she looked at Sans... then at you. She took a moment to think... then wiggled her eyebrows suggestively.

"That's it! We're leaving, now!" you exclaimed, taking frisk by the hand and marching her out the door. She giggled, but let you do so. You swore you could hear Sans laugh as you left.

***

You flopped onto your bed, exhausted. That day had been... quite the learning experience. After getting back to the ruins, You and Frisk went your separate ways. Frisk went to go tell Toriel about her day, while you went to find a hiding spot for the... paper. That was surprisingly difficult. You would hide it... then doubt yourself, and pick a new spot... And then doubt yourself again, and pick another spot... This cycle continued for about three hours. Eventually, you just shoved it inside your bag, and called it a day.

You sighed, and got underneath covers. Your brain was fried, to say the least, and sleep didn't sound too bad right now. You closed your eyes, and snuggled into your pillow... only to wince as your phone went off. You picked it up and checked it, the light temporarily blinding you. It was a text from Alphys. Your eyes widened as you read it. You inhaled slowly and gently placed the phone on your bedside table. Then promptly shoved your face into your pillow, internally screaming.

Editor's Note: WHAT DID SHE SAY?! COME ON, I HAVE TO KNOW! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
*Coughs awkwardly*
Anyway! Important notice! I'm going to be ending the period for admissions soon. I'm giving it until Sunday, and then I'm cutting it off. (That'd be October 23rd.) So, if there are any more people who want to submit oneshots to me, make sure you do it before then. For those of you who have already sent me things, don't worry! I'll be getting to yours. ...Eventually. (Editing is hard. XD)
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