No one's POV

It was just a normal day outside. Y/n was just out on a hill, laying in the grass. What was he doing, you readers ask? Well, sleeping, if it wasn't obvious. You see he does like his sleep, so make sure to not--

Y/n: Okay, can you please, shut up? I'm trying to get some sleep here. And trust me, I don't like it when someone interrupts my sleep.

Narrator: Y-you can hear me?!

Y/n: Uh, duh. I am the main character after all. Who else besides me would be able to hear you?

ZEFFEX: Um, the guy who's writing the freaking story?

Y/n: Besides you! You don't count!

ZEFFEX: Ouch...

(Again, this whole talk between the author and protagonist was inspired by Rekxyen)

Narrator: Anyways, Y/n was sleeping. Until that is...

Ruby POV

I was walking around with my team, when I spotted Y/n. To be honest, I've always wondered what his power was like. I only knew that he could make himself float, and summon blue bones, and that was it. I didn't know what else he could do. I was going to call him over, but Weiss spotted him too. She then walked over to Y/n, and started to lecture him.

Weiss: You dunce! Why are you always sleeping?! Out of all the things you could do, you choose to sleep. You could be training, or studying, or anything else besides sleeping!

Y/n: (Alright, this the last time I'm gonna have someone interrupt my sleep. Let's see.... Oh! How about a prank on all of them? Heh) ...Weiss, you do know that if a person sleeps a lot, that person is depressed, right?

Weiss looked shocked, and was gonna apologize, but Y/n just started laughing.

Y/n: Oh my god! I can't believe you were ACTUALLY convinced I was depressed! Oh, god, I can't take it! Hahahahahahahaha! Ohhhhh. Anyways, it was just a joke soooooooo... Weiss? Put the rapier down. Weiss, put it down. Weiss? Oh shit.... 5 second head start?

Weiss: .......

Y/n then took off, with an angry Weiss, summoning Glyphs behind him.

Weiss: Get over here you dolt! Come and accept your fate!

Y/n: I'm good! And besides snowflake!
*teleportes behind Weiss* You look pretty cute when you're angry, so I prefer to stay alive to look at it.

Weiss then went red for some reason, and then she fainted.

Y/n POV

Weiss went red, which was weird, then fainted, which was even more weird. I decided my next target would be Yang, and I KNOW that if anyone else besides me touched her hair, she would get pretty triggered. Well, I do have to ask permission to pet her, so she would kill me if I didn't ask. Which is exactly what I'm going ta do! I teleported behind Yang, and touched her hair. She took noticed, turned around, and her eye went red.

Yang: Y/n.... YOU MONSTEEEEEER!!!

Y/n: Whoa there! See ya! *Teleportes away*

Yang: Y/n! Get back here and let me punch you!

Y/n: I think me myself and I would like to be alive!

Blake POV

Yang kept on trying to hit Y/n, but he just kept on dodging, as if he was used to this.

Y/n: You think I'm just gonna stand there and take the hits? Sorry to break it to ya, but I don't plan on dying just yet.

Y/n the summoned some bones, and made them fly towards Yang. One hit her in the gut, knocking her out. This made me angry for some reason. I then charged at him, but suddenly, what he calls a "Gaster Blaster" appeared right in front of me. I didn't have time to react, and waited for myself to get hit, but didn't feel any pain. I felt myself in someone's arms. I looked up and saw that I was in Y/n's arms.

Y/n: Sorry about that. You see, Gasty here is a bit defensive whenever it comes to my safety. So, she'll appear outta nowhere if someone tries to ambush, or sneak attack me.

I felt my cheeks heat up, and took notice of his E/c eyes, and his white hair. He set me down, and I was in shock. 'What is this feeling in my chest?'

Ruby POV

As I saw Y/n knock Yang out, which made me mad, and Y/n save Blake.
Y/n then appeared out of nowhere, taking one of my favorite flavored cookie, and... ate it in front of me! I summoned my locker, took Crescent Rose out, and lunged at Y/n, hoping to hit him. But, he just dodge, and summoned a bunch of bones in the sky, his left hand raised up, and swiped his hand down (PUT THE COOKIE DOWN!) I blocked his attack with Crescent Rose, but...

Y/n POV

As soon as Ruby was distracted blocking my attack, I rushed towards her, summoned at least 3 orange bones, and hit her with them, doing a combo too (C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER), which knocked her out. 'Lets see here... Weiss fainted, Yang's knocked out, Blake is still blushing like mad, and Ruby is also knocked out. Might have taken this prank a little bit too far.'

ZEFFEX: Too far?! You defeated the whole damn team dude! And almost without mercy!

Y/n: Hey, you're the one writing this story, remember?

ZEFFEX: ... Touché... *disappears*

Y/n: Now, time to take them to the infirmary. Besides Blake. She's fine. Maybe. *turns around* Aaaaaaand she's fainted as well. From a.... nosebleed?

Blake's thoughts: 'Y/n... and... his... uugghh...'

No one's POV

Y/n takes team RWBY to the infirmary, and explaining what happened. Before he could get lectured by the nurse, he teleportes back to team RWBY's dorm, and sleeps. Like usual...

(Aaaaand done! How'd you guys like it? Hold up! You don't need to tell me! I did great. I did good (jk). I hoped you all enjoyed this side story that I made, and hope you all will continue to enjoy the fourth wall breaks. Anyways, this is ZEFFEX, signing off! Later!)