ERROR:
All right, people, let's do this one last time.

My name is Error.

I am the Destroyer of Aus.

And for the last 22 years, I thought I was the one and only Judge.

What a day.

I'm pretty sure you know the rest.

You see, I stopped the Player, fell in love, I got married, got way glitched out, maybe too much.

My marriage got testy, made some dicey choices.

Don't destroy Aus.

Then like 15 years passed. Blah, blah, blah. Super boring.

I broke my back, a paintbrush flew into my face, I joined a gang.

My husband and I split up.

But I handled it like a champion.

[CRYING] 'Cause, you know what, no matter how many times I get hit, I always get back up. [ALARM CHIMING AND BUZZING]

[♪♪♪]

And I got a lot of time to reflect and work on myself.

Did you know that seahorses, that they mate for life?

Could you imagine?

A seahorse seeing another seahorse and then making it work?

[CELL PHONE RINGING]

He wanted kids and...

And it scared me.

I'm pretty sure I broke his heart.

Flash-forward:
I'm in my apartment doing push-ups, doing ab crunches, getting strong, when this weird thing happened.

And I gotta say, weird things happen to me a lot.

But this was real weird.

[YELLS]

[YELLS, DISTORTED]

[GRUNTING]

Ow!

~~~

You see, I was in a white place, but things were different.

Also, I was dead.

And white.

I was kind of perfect.

It was like looking in a mirror.

I have a feeling that the thing that brought me here was the thing that got him killed.

You wanna know what happened next?

[MAGIC CRACKLES] [YELLS]

[GRUNTS]

Me, too.

CLASSIC:
Who are you?

DOGAMY:
What are you doin' over there?

Freeze! Canine Guard!

Stop!

[YELLS, GRUNTS]

Are you kidding me right now?

LESSER DOG:
Stop! Stop!

I gotcha. I gotcha.

GREATER DOG:
Hey, kid. Drop the body.

Hey, kid. Get over here! LESSER DOG: Come on, now!

CLASSIC:
Whoa.

See you, officers!

Aw, come on.

[GRUNTS]

[YELPS]

[GRUNTS]

GREATER DOG:
Hey, kid. LESSER DOG: Kid, come on, now!

Put 'em up, son!

[SCREAMS]

Uh... adiós?

[♪♪♪]

[SCREAMS]

Help! Somebody stop that skeleton!

[♪♪♪]

[MONSTERS STOP] [DOGS BARK]

[GRUNTING]

[YELPS, GRUNTS]

[WHIMPERS, SCREAMS]

ERROR:
Oh, hey. What the...?

[BOTH GRUNT AND YELL]

Sorry.

[CLASSIC SCREAMS]

I'm gonna die!

GREATER DOG [OVER RADIO]: Looks like a child dressed like The Judge dragging a homeless glitch.

[DOGS BARK]

Yes! I didn't kill you.

ERROR:
Who are you? CLASSIC: Who are you?

ERROR:
Why are you trying to kill me?

I'm not. I'm trying to save you.

[MUFFLED HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING]

[♪♪♪]

[BOTH SCREAM]

CLASSIC:
Hey, maybe you guys can go around?

[BARKS] All right. Thanks, Snowdin.

ERROR:
What was that?

Kid electrocuted me with his magic.

[GASPS, SIGHS]

You're like me. I got some questions.

[GRUNTING]

Why do you look like The Judge?

[ERROR GRUNTING]

Because I am The Judge.

Then why aren't you dead? And why is your bones different?

Why are you older? And why is your body a different shape?

Pretty sure you just called me a glitch.

You don't look so hot either, kid.