hello, lovely readers!

how did i get here, you ask?

let me walk you through the pengu thought process:

i got this dm a ridiculously long time ago. i think back when dark mode didn't happen for wattpad yet, so istg Yoongidique DON'T BULLY ME

[i asked this reader if i should leave out their username or just show it and they haven't gotten back to me, so imma just leave it out]

me (to the reader): i probably won't write about sandwiches tho]

me (to myself): unless-

▶play

https://youtu.be/_t03TgFDtgo

i apologize in advance. to my dear readers, to myself.... 😂

also, sorry to Jambooty

you see, leni was an INTEGRAL part in the conception of this story 😂

[mmmmm.... blue-hobi wallpaper. delicious]

and just for fun, in conversations about this story:

leni, i literally have no personal life and i miss you, and i'm sorry i sent you parts and then never actually began posting

penlen otp 😩

so here is an attempt at "describing a sandwich"

let me know your thoughts

💜💜