Patton had just fallen and hit his head. when he woke up, he felt no different, so he simply went to his car, where he foumd a cat trying to get in his car.

"Kitty! hello!" he squealed, ignoring how the cat shrieked and squirmed.

"I'm not a cat, get the fuck off me!" Remus (who was very much NOT a cat) screamed.

But Patton didn't care and shoved the man in his car, deciding he would adopt 'Mr Mittens' as his own.

When Remus realised how stupid and naive his kidnapper was, he decided to make the most of it, asking for beer and new clothes and a phone, and Patton happily provided, somehoe thinking he was just a cat who could talk.