Author's Note: It is finished! It took a while, but it's done! I am very happy with how it turned out! But, now I'm sad because the self-insert tease series is over. At least this type of self-insert its! I was thinking about doing Ship self-inserts where two characters tease the reader. Another idea was lee teases for each of the characters. I dunno. What do you guys think? Again apologies for the lateness, but here it is and I hope you all enjoy!

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Warnings: General Remus humor, bondage, and extreme tickling.

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     "Well well well! What do we got here? Hey now! Where do you think you're going? We only just met and now you're running away from me. How devilishly exciting! I've always been up for a game of cat and mouse."

     "You can run, but you can't hiiiide! I'll catch up with ya!!!! Aaaaand got you!"

     "Nyehehe! Not so quickie now are you? I've heard just tons about this one itty creation of my brother's that defied all odds. Y/n is it not?"

     "My name? It's Remus of course! Always a pleasure to meet any new creation of my brother's! God, it feels like I already know you! I've heard all about your ticklish endeavors from any side I ask about ya. It was only a matter of time before I had my turn!"

     "Ah Ah Ah! Squirming will only make me even more hungry for your adorable little laughter!"

     "Oh, but of course, it has to be your idea. Can't let the creative aspect decide for you? So! What's it gonna be? Ya wanna be tickled by me? I mean you kind of already played collect the other sides' way of tickling. Wanna complete the set?"

     "What's this about me being scary? Oh I won't hurt you if that's what you're worried about! I mean, I might tickle you, but I think that's what you've been wanting anyways. I stole Logan's reports from his labs and I got all your juicy secrets right up here! Mwahahaha! You can't escape me now!"

     "Hm? What was that? Would you mind speaking just a little bit louder? I sever my ear canals so often I think they might be going bad. Oh wait, nevermind! You're mumbling! No need to keep secrets from me! Again, I know all of them. You just asked me to tickle you, didn't you?"

     "Why the silence? Come on, no one likes a silent lee. How about this I'll tickle you when you beg for it. Until then, I'm gonna plop my ass right here next to you and stare at you unnervingly!"

     "Yes yes! Do go on!"

     "Oh, it's right there on the tip of your toungue! You've almost got it!"

     "'Can I-' Can I what? Can I slurp up a whole can of mealworms? Absolutely! Here I'll do it right now!"

     "Hm? Wait what? Aw, my that's cute! Adorable and shy, little lee y/n. You're almost there. Just gotta say that last six-letter word that begins with the letter 't'. And then you're done, well, with the hardest part at least. Come on...I'll have you know my patience isn't much better than my brothers and if you don't hurry it up, I may just make it worse for you."

     "Oh! Hahahaha! That scared it right out of you! I'm proud of myself! Oh, that's right. You asked for it, and now...I provide. Mwehehehehehe...I'm coming. Uncle Remus is coming! What are you gonna do? Are you going to lay there and take it, or are you going to get a head start before I chase you and capture you? It's your choice! 5...4...3...2...you aren't moving. Well isn't this a delight? That big grin says it all! You just want me to gitchee gitchee goo you! ...1 and a half..."

     "0. Times up y/n."

     "Ohoho! Trying to get away now aren'tcha? I gave you plenty of time and you wasted it! And now, it's time to feel Remus's tickles! Are you ready? Are you ready for the tickles? Because here they come whether you like it or not!"

     "Shrieking already? I've barely touched you! Just a couple pokes to those ticklish ribs and you're already buckling at your middle! You just keep trying to get away don'tcha? Let's fix that shall we? Uh oh...Uh oooooooohhh. Here come the tentacles! Oh don't worry, they're just gonna hold your limbs in place while my fingies go ham!"

     "Yes yes! Wonderful! Struggle for me! You can't go anywhere can you? Stop? Well, it does sound like you mean it. Alright, I'll release you."

     "Hm? What? Not yet? You like being held down? Awwww that bashful little smirk. You are enjoying this! I just knew it. Safeword is red my ticklish little lee. And now, the true fun begins!"

     "Back on your ribs I scutter. And scutter and scutter drumming up the bones with expert precision! And here I drill my fingers right into your underarms! Oh? Does it tickle here? Does it tickle tickle tickle here? I think it might! Gootchie gootchie gootchie. Your reactions as I tease you are just splendid!"

     "Back down your sides I tweak and squeeze, wiggling into those pressure points I just know will up your laughter! Muahahahaha! Such a reaction! But I'll give these a little bit more attention later. To your hips! And a tweakie tweakie here and wiggle here! Ahahahaha! I can do this all day y/n!"

     "Down your thighs go the tweaks, and they nibble your kneecaps! Nom nom nom nom! Oh the squeaks! Let's hear them again! What if I scribble under your knees with my devilish nails? Oho! What about these calves? So firm yet ticklish!"

     "What if I just drag a finger down each of your legs to the most popular tickle spot known to man? Your feet! You seem to have covered up these soles with socks! Let's remove them! Stop? Now that's not the safeword, and you know it. And there they are! Out in the open to wiggle. Wiggle little piggies!! Ahahaha! Wiggle! You can't escape the tantalizing fingers of Remus the Duke!"

     "Oh yes toe tweaks are in order for you! And some nail action on these soles. Say, would you let me lick your feet? No? Oh fine. I'll nibble on your toes then! Nom nom nom! Tickle nibbles are fun to dish out! I wonder where else I can give them? Oh Oh I know. Right on the rim of your belly button! Nom nom nom nom nom!"

     "Hmmm a Logibear told me someone liked raspberries. Is that true? Let me find out for myself! Ppfffbbbtt! And a couple on your side! Pffffbbbtt! Ahahaha! Perfect! And now...that neck of yours looks very ticklish. Let's test something out."

     "Just a few puffs of air and you're giggling! You are just ticklish all over aren'tcha? And these ears? If I traced your lobe and outer ear, do you giggles Oh you squeal! Even better. So many squeals today! It's just been delightful! But, what if I make you scream? That's right my dear! It's time for the grand finale! A full-body tickle onslaught! Where will my tentacles tickle? Only I know. Go on, try to escape. I want to see you try. Here! I'll even let go of your limbs and set you on the ground."

     "Still giggling? One would think you would know when you were being tickled or not. You know a few steps back aren't gonna save your skin, ya know that right? And yet you continue to them! That's just adorable! It's as if you want what's coming even after all of that! You just can't get enough of them tickles can you? Well, I can't get enough of your laughter! What's left to do than just capture you again, and tickle you until you've officially had enough?"

     "Y/n...y/n are you ready? No? Noooo? But this is something you want? It is isn't it? No answer? Here let me provide you with one! GOTCHA!"

     "The tickle finale!! All over those cute little tickle spots with so much gusto, but I'm nice. I'm nice and light! Tickling until you can't remember who I am or who you are! It's a nice feeling right? To let go. Oh! Okay I'm done. That didn't take long at all for you to safeword! That must've been a bit too much for you to handle. Hope you had fun though! I sure did! I'd like to do that again sometime!"

     "You would too! That's great to hear! Wait...what? My turn. Nah you can't get me. Woah. Woah! You have all that energy after that? Ack! I'm not ticklish! Stop trying! No! Get awaayyyy...I don't like it like you do! EEp!! Not the tummy! Hah! I'm safe now! You'll regret that! Just you wait! Just. you. Wait."

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Author's Note: And that concludes this Self-Insert Series! That was a lot of fun everyone. Thank you for requesting the dark side inserts. I got some more stuff planned so I'm not done writing tickle fics yet! Not by a longshot! Thank you, everyone, for reading and I'll see you next time! Ceffy out!