Sam: *watches video requested and starts crying*

Logan: *pops up* Greetings S- Uh oh. Feelings. Patton!

Patton: *pops up* Yes Log- Sam?!

Sam: Sorry guys.. I was watching our requested video to see what it was and it was sad.

Patton: Hug time. *hugs* Are we gonna watch it?

Logan: *cringes at bad grammar*

Sam: Y-yeah. Just don't hate on our requester and video creator.

Logan: Who would those be?

Sam: Requester: @FoxFoxGoose and Creator: Sparrow of Song.

Logan: Okay. Do you want me to summon the others?

Sam: Sure.

Logan: Virgil, Roman, Thomas, Remy, and Deceit, come on up!

They show up

Virgil: Yes?

Roman: Are you finally updating this book Sam?

Sam: Yeah, I am. Anyway we have a request! React to the video shown.

All: Okay.

After the video

Patton: .... Uh... *error*

Logan: I'm confused. Isn't Patton supposed to be the heart? It's okay for him to feel sad. Why-?

Virgil: *hugging his dad* (Awwwwe) Please, don't try to kill yourself..

Thomas: Wait, so.. Can y'all not die?

Roman: I don't know, I haven't tried.

Remy: Me either.. Also, is Deceit the one who made Patton try all that or..?

Deceit: I don't know. But I do know that in real life, no. I don't.

Virgil: I... h-haven't tried to do that. So I don't know if w-we can..?

Deceit: *can sense a lie* Virgil, I thought I was Deceit..?

They all turn to him. (I'm making him sad in this people. It may not be canon, but neither is this book..)

Virgil: Uh..

Patton: *still error*

Virgil: Can we please talk about all the Patton angst lately..? I've been on the internet.. and there is too much.

Logan: Really?

Sam: We'll save those for the requests!

Remy: Yay. *sarcastic much?*

Sam: Anyway, I think Patton is broken, so we'll fix him and I'll see you all next time, guys, gals, and non binary pals!

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