Sam: Uhm... *looking at the stats of this book*

Logan: You okay..?

Sam: I didn't know that I had readers from all over the world...

Patton: What?

Sam: Tell me how. How? Why? Thanks. But why?

Virgil: That's cool.

Thomas: Oh!! :O

Remus: Hm.

Deceit: *thumbs up*

Remy: Good job. *pats head*

Sam: ' Head pats. '  :D

Logan: Wow.

Sam: Oh and we're at 4.2k now.

Everyone else just falls out of their seats.

Logan: I thought we were at 3.5k??

Sam: People like this book, I guess..

Logan: Nice.

Sam: Oh and uh.

Sam: You now have wings. *poof*

Virgil: They look like the ones in the art..!

Logan: *error from the broken logic*

Patton: *immediately starts flying*

Roman: *flies too*

Sam: Remus, Remy, and Deceit have the same type of wings. Just their respective color(s)

Remy: Mine are pink bishes.

Sam: Well. It's not a real swear so I'll let it slide...

Remus: *happy with his wings and starts to fly*

Remy: *chills with his wings around him*

Virgil: *too scared to use his so he awkwardly sits by Logan's legs*

Deceit: Hm. I mean they look nice, so I'll accept them and.. *chases Remus*

Sam: *gives herself and Thomas wings too* I have light blue and purple tips wings.

Thomas: Ooo~ Mine are rainbow! *starts flying*

Sam: :3 Anyway, take it easy guys, gals, and non binary pals. Byyee! *starts flying around*