Prompt 18: haunted house + prompt 20: "I'm not scared!"

Warnings: remus being remus, mentions of ghosts, mentions of naked ghosts, mentions of dildos, remus being inappropriate, logan being annoyed, logan and janus totally not being scared at all, enby janus, trans remus, trans logan, because i can

College au i guess, maybe theyre around 18-20

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"This is going to be so much fun." Remus promised, tugging at Logan's tie, ignoring him when he shared a doubtful glance with Janus.

"Come on. We might see some hot ghosts. Do you think anyone here died naked?" Remus wondered, wiggling his eyebrows, earning a scoff from Janus.

"You've got two very hot boyfriends, you don't need any naked ghosts." They said, one hand coming up to cup Logan's jaw, tilting his head up slightly as if to make a point.

"Now, while it is absolutely true that I'm dating the two sexiest people on this planet, name one situation in which you wouldn't need a naked ghost?" Remus wondered, sounding serious enough that it was hard not to smile.

Logan still wasn't sure how it had happened, but he was glad that that dumbass had swept him off his feet. Even if it meant that he had to come with him to some house that was claimed to be haunted.

It was worth it to make Remus happy, he supposed, but if they all got murdered by homicidal ghosts Logan and Janus had both agreed on killing Remus for dragging them to a, supposedly, haunted house at midnight when they could have been watching a horror movie while cuddling instead.

"Let's go inside, say hi to the ghosties." Remus said happily, taking each of their hands and dragging them towards the house.

The three of them were standing in front of some really old and abandoned house that Logan had no idea how Remus had even found. It had been a twenty minute drive to even get there.

Remus kicked the half open door up for them, pulling them both inside. Logan wrinkled his nose, unhappy about how dusty and dirty the place was but Remus seemed like he felt right at home.

Remus hummed to himself, looking around, perhaps debating what room there would be the most ghosts in.

"Do you think we should check for a basement? Someone has to have been murdered down there." Remus wondered, letting go of Logan and Janus' hands to walk over to a doorway to another room, fumbling for his phone and turning the torch on.

"I feel like it is more likely that someone has died in their sleep in a bedroom, rather than having been murdered in the basement." Logan pointed out but Remus waved him off and disappeared into another room.

Janus looked at Logan, seeming just as reluctant to walk further into the house, but if the house was haunted neither of them really wanted to leave Remus alone with the ghosts. Even if there was a possibility that the ghosts would be more scared of Remus than Remus would be of the ghosts.

Remus didn't come back for the minute that they waited, so they grasped a tight hold of each other's hands, both turning their phone's torches on as they followed where Remus had disappeared.

Now, Logan absolutely did not believe in ghosts, that would be preposterous. And yet he held onto Janus as if their mere presence could protect him from anything supernatural, terrified that something was going to pop up in the dark.

Logical thinking did not always calm him down much.

They heard a sound that might have been from upstairs and Janus squeezed Logan's hand hard, stepping closer to him.

"Ooh, now that might have been a ghost!" Remus said, appearing nearby and startling Janus who flinched and practically hid behind Logan.

"Aw, Jay, are you scared?" Remus asked, not in a teasing way by any means, more fondly than anything else, but Janus still scoffed.

"I'm not scared!" They said, sounding awfully dignified for someone who was cutting off Logan's blood circulation each time any little sound could be heard.

"Of course you're not scared." Remus said, stealing Janus' hat and placing it on his own head, ruffling Janus' hair, messing it up. Logan would gladly kiss the pout off of Janus' face, but he didn't want to be distracted in case any ghosts turned up, ready to add three more ghosts to the collection.

"You are a menace and a pain in my ass." Janus said, which immediately had Remus grinning widely at them and Logan knew they regretted the words as soon as they left their mouth.

"Now that can certainly be arranged."

"Uh huh, sure. This place is gross and dirty, and I know for a fact that none of us has a dick and I'm fairly sure you didn't bring any dildos?" Janus rolled their eyes, and Logan knew this conversation would only get worse. He knew Remus too well.

"Who needs a dick? I've got two hands, and how do you know I didn't bring a dildo?" Remus said, sounding almost offended that his boyfriends didn't assume he came equipped with a dildo wherever he went.

"Why would you bring a dildo to a 'haunted house'?" Janus asked, making quotation marks, and Logan realized that he would not even be surprised if Remus would be whipping a dildo out of nowhere.

"Have I mentioned the possibly hot, possibly naked ghosts?" Remus said and Janus groaned.

"The ghosts aren't going to want you to fuck them, Ree. And I think fucking a ghost counts as cheating, anyway." Janus pointed out, leaning a hand against some old table before quickly retracting it and wiping all the dust off of it, pulling a face of disgust.

"Aw, man, you're telling me you wouldn't let me fuck a ghost? What if you both got to watch?" Remus suggested, for some reason thinking that either of them had the desire to watch Remus fuck a ghost.

"This conversation is worse than any naked homicidal ghost we might stumble upon, and I think you two forgot about lube, which I would recommend no matter who or what it is you're fucking in the ass." Logan said, barely believing that that was a sentence that he had just spoken.

He was approximately ten seconds away from begging both Janus and Remus to go back to their apartment and cuddle instead, and it wasn't even because of any ghosts haunting them.

"Lolo, we don't need lube if we're aiming for pain in the ass. Duh." Remus winked at Janus, who looked entirely unimpressed.

"I want to go home." Logan said.

"Oh, really, you want to go home?" Remus gave him a look that very clearly conveyed why he hoped Logan wanted to get back to their apartment.

"You know what, the ghosts can have you." Logan deadpanned, almost immediately finding himself with a pouty Remus in his arms.

"Aw, come on, you know you love me." Remus whined, his arms wrapping around him, their noses brushing, and Logan gave in far too quickly when Remus kissed him. In his defense Remus was a surprisingly good kisser.

"Fine," Logan mumbled, "let's go look for some ghosts, but please just accept that there will be no ghost fucking and that if we all get brutally murdered by vengeful ghosts I will be breaking up with you."

He kissed Remus before he had any time to protest, which generally always distracted him from whatever stupid thing he had been about to say or do. It was also a great way to distract himself, his attention coming to focus on the uncharacteristic softness that was Remus' lips against his, at least until Janus' cleared their throat.

"If we were just going to make out we could have stayed home, and not traumatized any ghosts with the things that come out of your mouth." Janus pointed out, shaking their head but gazing at them both with undoubtable fondness.

"What if my pretty boyfriends are distracting?" Remus wondered, letting go of Logan and pulling Janus into his arms to give them their fair share of kisses too.

"Let's explore the rest." Remus then said, taking their hands again and leaving it to Logan and Janus to light up the way as they carefully made their way through all the rooms and, thankfully, coming to the conclusion that there were no ghosts to be seen. They saw several rats and a raccoon, though.

Soon they were able to convince Remus to get back in the car to drive home, having somewhat sated his desire to explore haunted houses.

"I wish I'd gotten to see some ghosts, though." Remus pouted as he drove when Logan pointed that out, sitting in the back seat with Janus that was sleepily leaning against him.

"Just think of it this way, when we all die you're going to have two very cute ghost boyfriends." Janus mumbled, which did make Remus look back at them both with a wide grin to wink at them.

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Written: 9th & 10th October 2021
Published: 10th October 2021
Words: 1459

This might be the most cursed thing i have written, anyway im not apologizing