Warning: sexual innuendos, all just jokes tho nothing happens

Hey if you like SPN, Hamilton, or amazing original works go follow my gf and comment on her books Winchester_At_Heart she's amazing and I'm so in love with her (happy 3 months again by the way Sammi even though it's 3:30AM and you probably won't see this for a bit-) (also pls remind me I have something i made to send you bc I'm sure I'll forget it when I get up tomorrow)

My girlfriend made me write this to immortalize a mistake I made while we were video chatting. This is kind of a part two to an old oneshot in my second book by the way, based on the prompt you see, so check that out first if you'd like. Anyways on with my embarrassing mistake-also this is just a drabble but I promise I'm working on more things

It began as an innocent enough conversation. Roman and Patton were sat together in Patton's bedroom, cuddled up beside of each other and talking. It was peaceful, sitting with the person they both loved the most, joking and giggling. Talking to Patton always made Roman feel so happy and relaxed. He had never met someone kinder than Patton in his entire life, and he never wanted to be without him. They hadn't been dating for long, but he had been friends with Patton for what felt like forever, and his life would be missing something if he didn't have him. Roman focused on his boyfriend rather than his doting thoughts as Patton started talking about something. He stared at his boyfriends perfect face, taking in every detail as he responded.

Somehow, the conversation had led to Patton's habit of listening to whatever thought popped into his head first without thinking through the consequences. This led to a lot of perfectly avoidable situations, some examples being dents in his bedroom wall from throwing random objects for fun, and the other being the whole event that led to the two of them being together. Patton just blurted out whatever words came into his mind, and acted impulsively. Currently they were discussing his recurring temptation to touch things that are too hot to be touched. Some examples include the stovetop right after he had cooked, hot food, and what they were discussing now-lamps that had been left on for too long.

Of course, having a lamp right beside of his bedside meant that Patton was within touching distance of the lamp at this moment. He announced to Roman that he wondered what might happen if he touched it.

"Uh... you'll burn yourself?" Roman raised an eyebrow, grinning slightly at his ridiculous boyfriend. "I thought you'd have figured out that that's what happens by now."

"I still want to touch it."

"No, you're banned." Roman joked, holding onto Patton's hands to keep him from reaching towards the light. "No touching hot things for you."

Patton giggled and collapsed into Roman's arms, face hiding in his neck. Roman paused to think about what he said for a moment, frowning. "Well, I guess I can't completely ban you from touching hot things. Then you could never touch yourself."

There was another pause between the two of them as Roman slowly started to realize what he had just said, face heating up slowly as panic crawled its way to leave a lump in Roman's throat, the embarrassment eating at him. Then Patton let out a loud snort of laughter, leaning further into Roman as his body shook.

"Did-did you even realize how inappropriate what you just said was?" Patton said through his laughs, and slowly Roman let out a giggle of his own, his own laughter forced the lump out of his throat and turned his panic into amusement.

"I-I didn't mean for it to sound that way!" He defended, grinning as he shook his head at himself. "I didn't really think about it until after I had said it."

"Isn't that supposed to be a me thing, not thinking before speaking?" Patton teased, pulling his head away from Roman so he could see him, smile on his face wide. "Just like the day we got together."

"It still is a you thing," Roman insisted, still smiling back at Patton. He couldn't possibly not smile when his boyfriend was smiling-it was contagious. "Don't think this will happen again!"

"Whatever you say, dearest." Patton giggled, leaning in to kiss Roman, who definitely wasn't complaining now.

Lmao yes I did say that out loud cause I'm a dumbass

Sammi could honestly use someone to watch her all the time and make sure she doesn't burn herself touching lamps that have been on all day lmao.

Also I know this was still super short but it ended up a lot longer than I thought it would and that's because I spent a couple hundred words just talking about Sammi through the characters and it could've been much longer if I hadn't stopped myself bc I just love her so much and I could talk about how great she is for hours. Anyways lol I'm gonna go eat something and then try to get out one more oneshot before I go to sleep. I have like, a million drafts to get finished in here asdfgg

Anyways, thanks for reading!! *my girlfriend Sammi shows you a sequin pillow with a ring pop drawn on it and hands you a ring pop*

Lmao she's so fuckiNG CUTE I love her. Take care of yourselves!!!! Bye!-Bob

Also just a quick notice-while I was on my break a lot of people were messaging Sammi to get info on what was going on with me. I want to ask that no one does this in the future. She doesn't feel comfortable receiving those messages, and it's not really anyone's business why I was gone(even if I did end up explaining in the end bc I felt like I had to-). I understand you probably had good intentions, but please don't do this in the future. It's really not cool to pry, I wasn't really comfortable with explaining at that point so it's really unfair to both of us for you to try asking what's happening. I love you guys but please remember that I'm allowed to have some private things in my life.

And since I've already said what happened and this part here is probably only going to be ignored and everyone's going to start asking what happened all over again-yes, someone tried to out me to my parents. It all worked out in the end and I convinced them it wasn't true, but I was scared at the time because someone in my family was looking through my Wattpad. I was humiliated and scared, and that's why I didn't want to talk about it as it was happening. So please, if I say I'm taking a break and don't explain in detail, just leave it be. Sorry for this long ass note, but apparently all of that needed to be said. Basically don't just talk to my girlfriend because of me, she's awesome all on her own so if you wanna comment on her stuff then like, comment on how good her stuff is and leave me out of it!!! She deserves comments and attention bc she is awesome okay