IM TRYING GUYS IM SORRY i'm mostly working on my other book for now, but i'm still trying to upload this one every Tuesday like usual. If you have any ideas or prompts, PLEASE DM ME!!!! I have a bit of writer's block. I had to install tumblr just to find something to write about!! It's getting difficultttt!! If you want your fluff, please request it! :DDD thank you -Adam

    THIS IS A BIT OF AN ANGST CHAPTER because IM MAD AT ROMAN so im turning him good :)

     Third Person

     Patton came running into the living room. "GUYS!"

     "AAHHHH!!!" Logan screamed like a little girl.

     "Pfft- HAHAHAHAHA! THE CALCULATOR WATCH SCREAMED!! HAHAHAHAAHA YOU WERE SO SCARED!!!!" Roman pointed and nearly fell over. stop being a dick, roman im tired of it.

     Virgil rolled his eyes, then smiled at the fatherly figure. "What's up, dad?" Logan was blushing and frowning in the background. Everyone was kind of getting tired of Roman, ever since last video.

     "We should go to the arcade! They just opened up a new Laser Tag thingy!! It would be so much fun!!"

     "Yes, I suppose that would be enjoyable." Logan said, attempting to plaster on a smile.

     "Sounds cool, I'll join." Virgil secretly liked laser tag and was trying to play it cool.

     Roman sighed. "I suppose I'll come along. Besides, you guys can't last a minute without me!"

     "Okay, lemme just go grab Janus and Remus!" Patton turned to skip away but was interrupted.

     "WHAT?! NO!!!"

     "Roman, we need to invite them. They're still a part of this famILY."

     "BUT THEY'RE EVIL!!! THAT'S WHY THEY'RE THE DARK SIDES!!"

     "Roman! This behavior needs to stop. it is becoming a nuisance and is very rude. Remus and Janus are not evil, and are needed in moderation, just like Virgil."

     Virgil was looking down, trying to avoid eye contact. Even though he really loved Roman, he was still a little hurt by the things he said in the last video. 

     "Well Virgil's different! Anxiety might be a necessary part of life or whatever, but Janus and Remus aren't!" Nobody noticed Virgil sinking out. "They're evil!"

     "Kiddo, I think you need to learn to accept them. You didn't get along too well with Virgil at first, but now you two get along just fine! Right, Virgil? ...Virgil? Where did he go?"

     "He probably went to go touch up his eyeshadow, he'll be back in like three minutes."

     "Okay. Well, I'm going to invite Janus and Remus." He saw Roman's angrily disappointed face. "Kiddo, please try to get along. Remus is your brother after all. And Janus just  told us his name. we need to try to connect."

     "UGHHHH fine. But I'm not going to enjoy it."

     Patton smiled. "Thanks, Roman." He sunk out.

     OVER IN THE DARK SIDE OF THE MIND its just dimly lit, calm tf down.

     "Hey, Janus, Remus!"

     "Here for the threesome?! :D" Remus practically shouted. 

     "What's that?"

     "NO! IT'S NOT IMPORTANT, PATTON, JUST IGNORE HIM!"

     "Oh, okay. Well I was just wondering if you guys wanted to come with the rest of us to play laser tag?" He smiled because hes a little bean and I LOVE HIM im sorry.

     "Sounds absolutely boring, count me out! :)" Janus said, smiling. obviously hes smiling theres a smiley face im sorry im ruining this whole fanfic but ig it already sucks enough

     "Sure, I'll come! I can run around naked in the dark!" 

     "Remus, please don't do that." Janus rubbed the bridge of his nose.

     "Yeah, kiddo, I don't think the owners would like that too much."

     "Say, Patton... Have you ever wanted to know what adultery actually means ;)" 

     "REMUS NO! STOP! NOW! PLEASE!" Janus sighed. "On second thought, maybe it's best if I stay here and keep an eye on this one."

     "No, but-"

     "Don't worry about it, I won't be alone. :) You four go out and have fun." 

     "Okay, kiddo. If you're sure." Patton smiled and sank out.

     "Virge? You can come out now." Janus said quietly.

     "I feel bad avoiding them, but I just... I'm so mad at Roman right now."

     "I know. We all are. Do you want to stay with us? It's been a while since we've all been together."

     "OOOH! THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH FUN!!! WE CAN EAT SO MUCH DEODORANT!!"

     Virgil smiled, "Yeah, that would be great. I'll just tell the others so they're not worried."

     Virgil sunk out to the living room.

     "Ugh, where is that emo nightmare?! I swear he wastes so much of our time!" Patton and Logan glanced at each other, definitely not smiling. They both had worried and sad looks on their faces. 

     Then, as expected, Virgil popped up in his usual spot. 

     "Ugh, finally. Let's go now!"

     "Actually, guys. I'm gonna stay here."

     "What? Why?" Patton looked really sad.

     "Sorry, pop-star. Janus, Remus and I wanted to catch up again. It's been a while since we've all talked."

     "Oh, that's certainly not an issue."

     "Well, I guess... If you want to stay, kiddo, then that's okay with me."

     "Alright then. The evil ones will stay behind and we'll all go have fun. Works for me."

     "Bye guys."

     "Bye, kiddo." Patton tried to smile.

     "Goodbye, Virgil." Logan offered a friendly smile.

     "Farewell, emo nightmare!" Roman smiled and bowed and Virgil sunk out.

     "Well, lets be on our way, then!" The 'light' sides sunk out to the arcade. 

     Then, the 'dark' sides all entered the living room. "You guys wanna watch a movie?! I know the perfect one!!"

     "Is this the documentary about Jeffery Dahmer again?" Janus sighed.

     "No, no. I promise. It's actually pretty funny when you think about it though!"

     "Honesltly, I'm chill with watching anything." Virgil shrugged.

     Remus summoned Death Becomes Her. guys its actually really funny lmfao 

     "Oh no, Remus... What's this one about?" Janus sighed, again.

     "You just have to watch it. It's funny, I promise ;)" 

     Virgil shrugged AGAIN "What do we have to lose?" 

     So the three put the movie in the dvd player and started watching.

OKAY SO its 11:04 pm and im realizing that my writers block is turning this into complete and utter shit. so... i guess i'll turn this into a two part thing. i'll update soon hopefully. if not on this one then my high school au one. :))