Okay wow so ngl kinda freaking out about the unnamed thing that's going around rn... you know, the thing that im not allowed to name without getting in trouble? a certain thing that comes supposedly every 100 years that happened now... you know it happened in 1720 and 1820 AND 1920 but we somehow didn't predict this?? The thing that seems like a certain video game that is also unnamed for copyright issues?? yeah that thing THATS TERRIFYING and there is literally no food left in stores... apparently some people are eating dog food now... this shit is real and im sorry for the language but like. dude, this shit is real.

OKAY 100 ish word rant OVER

sorry for the last one being short just feeling uninspired because im scared of that thing that we shall not speak of.

Prinxiety, Logicality, and... uh. implied Demus?? nah its just demus...

no warnings i think.

Thomas started a chat.

Thomas added Princey, Virgil, Patton, Logan, and two others.

Remus: OH YAY!!!! MORE PEOPLE TO SHOUT DICK AT!!!

Roman: i swear, if you don't cut this out before thomas uploads another vid i will lose my shit.

Deciet: Why must you always be so offensive, Roman? The man is simply being himself

Virgil: How would U know anything about being yourself

Patton: YAY! MY SON!

Virgil: ... hi dad.

Patton: so. proud. ILYSM

Logan: Yes, well can we get to the point here? Why are we here and how did you get our phone numbers, Thomas?

Thomas: oh well i just kinda wanted to be able 2 talk 2 u guys without having to look like an idiot in my living room u know.? :) and i got ur numbers from.... idk, roman? somewhere in my imagination probably. its best not to question it.

Deceit: Yes, I like it when we don't question things

Remus: ME TOO!! Like not questioning why logan and patton always look so cutesy to each other... or virgil and my STUPID BROTHER, but oh well!

Logan: This topic makes me uncomfortable.

Roman: I"M NOT STUPID!! oh hey guys look!

Roman changed name to Princey <3

Princey <3: Look!!!! awwwwwww omg I love thissssss

Patton: Roman are you talking about the name or my son :D

Princey <3: wtf ew no no no no nono grosss never disgusting no

Virgil: oh god kill it please end my suffering

Patton: :(

Logan: I don't understand why you two are so against that idea. It almost seems like you are faking hating each other so as to cover up emotions that you wish not to convey, such as love and longing.

Remus: WELL it seems like its time for me to take my D out of here

Thomas: thats so gross wtf dude

Deceit: He means meee ;) You might want to wait a while if you need us. Smirk.

Patton: logan what is he talking about?

Logan: Nothing, don't worry about it.

Patton: Okie! <3 love youuuuuu

Logan: ...

Logan: <3

Virgil changed name to anx

anx: ew gross feelings

Princey <3: ikr

anx: yeah almost as gross as u

Patton changed name to DAD!

Princey <3: >:( 

DAD!: Virge, stop being mean. u know u love him <3 uwu

anx: i wanna say something but im just so annoyed with the fact that u used that... stupid. face.

anx: i hate u rn

DAD!: Logan!!! what did I do wrong??? :(

Logan: You did nothing wrong, Patton. Well, maybe your grammar could use some work, but other than that you did nothing wrong. If you are wondering what upset Virgil, I would assume it was the text. Specifically, the "uwu."

anx: don't. bring up. the face. 

Princey <3: well I have some WORK to get done, so if you'll excuse me, I will be on my Mary Poppins way <3

anx: that wasnt good but whatever. im out to. just lemme sleep.

Logan: Virgil, your grammar is the worst out of anyone's here. Please come see me about this issue. There are many ways to solve it. If it comes to the last resort of me stealing your phone and changing the autocorrect settings on it, I will.

anx: Oh, I'm sorry. I won't do it again. nah f*** u. im anxiety not logic. thats ur job for a reason dumb***

DAD!: Son, idk what the *** means specifikly but please watch your language.

anx: ...

anx: what so logan can correct me but not u

anx: thats not fair

anx: fine i guess they left to go cuddle or something. nite

okay so the actual story was like 400 words but the extra shit that's unnecessary is 580 words.... hmm. that's interesting.