Pure crack you're welcome.

Logan: Patton,  the previous one-shot barely had anything educational, we merely complained about our lives

Patton: Hm...  OK,  what about we learn about the internet! We're on there so often,  we probably know everything about it!
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   Patton cleared his throat and exclaimed ,  " Finally!  I'll be able to teach a WHOLE lesson,  all by myself. And I'm going to teach something relevant!  Something modern! The internet! "

    With a wink,  he started his lesson for you guys, dear readers, "The internet is really really great! "

    Crashing through his apartment door,  Remus yelled,  " FOR PORN! "