YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS! It's time for some REMUS X-

whoa. You thought I was actually gonna spoil it? Haha, as if.

IF YOU HAVEN'T SEEN THE NEW SANDERS SIDES EPISODE, GO WATCH IT BEFORE READING! IT'LL EXPLAIN WHO REMUS IS AND IT'LL DEFINITELY GET YOUR BLOOD BOILING-
FUCKING R E M U S THAT LITTLE SHIT!

     "Shut up with your god damn obsession with butts!" Virgil threw a water bottle at Remus, who was now rubbing his head.
     "It's not an obsession, more of a creative way of thinkin-"
     "For the last time! You are not Thomas' creativity! That's Roman's job!" Virgil huffed and crossed his arms, now getting seriously pissed off with Remus showing himself to Thomas.
     He left the dark sides for a reason. To never see them again. Yet two of them have already shown themselves. And one is claiming to take over Roman's job. Though they do have the same job, it's more of Roman's job than it is Remus'. That pile of shit.
     "Why of course I am! I am a fraction, therefore, I am!" Remus proudly said, casually munching on his deoderant. "Roman's brother, you see. I am merely everything he wants himself not to be."
     "Stop troubling Thomas with your weird thoughts, and get off me!" Virgil pushed him away.
     "Why, you do it too, Virgil. You are as much of a bad guy as I am." Remus shrugged and sat up.
     "Oh shut the fuck up."
     "Well, I need to remind Thomas to jump out of a moving car. Been 7 years and he has yet to do it." Remus stood and sunk down.
     "Fucking cunt." (Sorry for such foul language. I've been watching too much Fitz and Zuckles.)

     "Pardon me, Dee, darling. May I get by you?" Remus asked. "Here, you can have the rest of my deoderant." He handed the snake the deoderant.
     "Don't get your damn deoderant out of here! I want it!" Deceit hissed. He threw it back at him.
     "Do you want juicy butthole instead?" Remus asked.
     Deceit flipped him off. "Fucking- god damn it Remus!" He glared at him. "Fuck you."
     "Oh I would love to!" Remus clapped his hands. "Your room, perhaps?"
     Deceit groaned. "No, Remus. That's not what I meant. Just- fuck off." He rubbed his eyes, forgetting his deceitable tongue.
     Remus stared at him blankly.
     "What." Dee snapped.
     "Quite beautiful. Yes." Remus smiled.
     "Fuck you and your damned mustache." Deceit hissed. "Motherfucker.." he mumbled and looked down to hide his blush. (Just so you know, I still much prefer Remy and Deceit, but I had to do something after Remus showed up in the new episode, so.. here ya go.)
     Remus smiled more. But not in the creepy way he usually does. He grabbed Deceit's hand.
     "I was just going to tell Thomas to jump out of a moving car." He smiled with his teeth.
     Deceit blanked out. "...what..?" He fwipped his head to Remus. "Listen, Duke, you can't keep troubling him like this."
     "You and Virgil do it." He frowned.
     "Out of protection." Dee grabbed his shoulders. "Listen, I know we're dark sides, and Virgil used to be one, but we still have a job. To not get this guy killed. We don't want to hurt him, we want to help him." He glanced behind him in annoyance. "And someone isn't doing a good job at that."
     "You mean Paranoia, don't you?-"
     He turned his head back to Remus. "Yes I mean Paranoia! He's nothing but damned trouble!" He shut his eyes tightly. "He's the god damn reason Virgil left in the first place!"
     "I still get to stay in your room here in the Mind Palace, right? Cause I have yet to try your deoderant."
     "God dammit, Remus!" Deceit let go of him and stormed to his room at the end of the hall. He opened his door and peered out, staring at the ground. "Yes you can still stay with me.."
     Remus lit up. "Deod-"
     "No! Your not eating my deoderant! As Virgil said, it shouldn't have damn flavours, because no one eats it!"
     "Well maybe you don't." Remus shrugged.
     "Damned duke.." Deceit mumbled before closing the door.
     Remus sunk down again. "THOMAS!" He called. "JUMP OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR!"
     "WILL YOU SHUT UP YOU PILE OF SHIT!" Virgil threw a water bottle at him again.

     "How in the world do you keep your brother sane?" Logan asked, watching from afar.
     "I don't. He's not sane. There is no fixing that, sadly. He was created insane." Roman flicked a finger towards him in annoyance.
     "Say, which of you were created first?" Logan asked.
     "Morality, you already know thi-"
     "No, not any of the sides, I know Morality was first, but, I meant, between you and The Duke."
     Roman stayed silent for a moment. "Just because one of us was created before the other, doesn't mean they're more superior."
     "It was The Duke, wasn't it?" Logan rubbed the bridge of his nose. "I was afraid of that."
     "But I have more power over Thomas' creativity than he does!" Roman pointed out.
     "I know you do, Roman. You obviously do. But to think Thomas would think those thoughts first. It's troubling. And unsettling."
     "Yo, Princey!" Virgil called. "Come sit with me! Distract me from the damn immature child!" He pointed to Remus with his thumb.
     "That's his excuse for, 'I want to cuddle you because I love you.' Trust me, I know." Patton winked.
     Logan froze. "Where the hell did you come from?!" He turned towards the fatherly figure.
     "I heard Morality earlier and got curious. I've been standing here since then." Patton smiled cheerfully.
     Logan smiled. "Glad to see your in a good mood."
     "Almost all the time I am! Don't worry Logi!"
     "I know, but, I also know the Duke's thoughts and words can be pretty unsettling to your ears and brain."
     "True... they are pretty scary thoughts.. but, as long as I'm with the four I love, then the dark sides don't bother me as much!" Patton beamed.
     "I'm glad to hear. And thank you, Patton. I, too, love you." Logan fixed his glasses.
     "Aw, you finally figured out how to say it properly!" He giggled.
     "I have come to the conclusion that emotions are still unbearably hard to understand, but I have also come to the conclusion that 'love' isn't as hard to pronounce as I once thought." Logan smiled.

     "This guy will not shut up." Virgil crossed his arms.
     "Despite being my brother, I don't know how you could put up with it all those years." Roman put an arm around him.
     "Please, don't bring up the past. Especially the past you were not a part of." Virgil cuddle into the side of him.
     "Oh, how fun! Yes. Butthole?" Remus smiled at the two cuddling.
     "Fuck off!" Virgil flipped him off. The two stood and sunk down to Roman's room. "Damn duke.." he mumbled.
     "Virgil, calm down, I wanna watch Pocahontas." Roman sat in front of his bed and turned on the television.
     Virgil sat on his lap, facing him. "I don't." He said, resting his chin on Roman's shoulder.
     "Well I do." He stared at the tv as the movie started.
     After some time, he felt something warm on his neck.
     "Ngh- Virge, can you not give me a hickey right now?" Roman sighed.
     The emo shifted into a different spot on his neck, his soft spot.
     "Virgil, no-" he moaned as the other began to suck. "C-Cut it out!" Roman was successful in getting him to stop.
     Virgil wiped his mouth and stared at him with a blank expression.
     "What." Roman demanded. "Get off my lap if your just gonna stare at me, I'm trying to watch something." Virgil looked at him with sad eyes. "Fine," Roman gave in. "But not on my soft spot, I want to focus on the movie."
     Virgil slouched back towards his neck. Roman couldn't focus on the movie, however. So instead he just continued with Virgil.

     "What the hell am I not  supposed to do?" Deceit muttered.
     "I know what you can do, babe." Remy smiled and looked at the snake through the top of his sunglasses. "Kiss me."
     "What?"
     "Kiss me." He smirked. (I decided I didn't like the idea of Deceit and Remus, so I went back to my precious Remceit.)
     Remy stood up from the chair and walked over to Deceit on the bean bag. He sat on his lap with his arm on his shoulder.
     "What did I just say?" He took of his sunglasses and set them aside. "Kiss me, coward."
     Deceit blushed. "I am a coward!"
     "Then prove it and do as I say." Remy put his other arm around him and shuffled closer.
     Deceit put his hands on the other's waist and kissed him. Remy turned it into a make-out session.

     "Lo, I made sandwiches! Want one?" Patton asked from the kitchen.
     "I'd love one, thank you." Logan replied, excited for Patton's minor meal.
     "Here you are!" He set the plate with the pb+j sandwich on Logan's lap. "Enjoy~" he winked which made Logic's heart explode.
     He finished the sandwich and Patton had noticed the peanut butter on Logan's bottom lip.
     He put his knee on the couch to bend over without falling and licked it away. He looked Logan in the eyes and smiled.
     Logic's face was heating up and his heart was all over the place. "Ahem, Patton. May I converse with you about where you learned that?"
     "What do you mean?" Patton asked innocently.
     "Where you learned-" Logan stopped with the stupid realisation, "You saw Roman and Virgil doing stuff on the couch again, didn't you?" (Not nasty stuff, pervs. They do that in the bedroom.)
     "No." They were both silent for a minute. "Okay yeah I did."
     "I thought so." Logan starting blushing. "Wh-What did they do after that..?" He asked carefully.
     Patton smiled and pushed him down. He kissed him. Logan started making out with him, but it was Patton's first time. But he's learned a lot from Roman and Virgil's actions.
     Logan used to scold them and throw books at them, but now, I think he's gonna start praising them.

REQUESTS ARE OPEN
PLEASE I'M DESPERATE

Sorry I've been gone. I fell in a creek with my phone in my pocket, so it's been messed up.
I had to result to my old phone since I knew Thomas was coming out with a new SS soon, but the typing is all messed up on that one, so I couldn't write with it.

But, my phone's fixed now, thankfully.

Hope you enjoyed