This oneshot is brought to you by Bob's hatred of periods. AND BEFORE ANYONE ELSE SAYS IT yes I know it is way less dramatic to actually be on your period but this was written to be funny okay 

It was around three in the morning when Logan stirred, realizing he was alone. He sat up immediately, worried about Patton. He got out of bed, rushing out of the room and searching the rest of the mind for him. 

He had made his way into the kitchen when he finally found him. He was eating oreos, sitting in the floor and... crying? 

"Patton, what's wrong?" Logan rushed to his side, sitting down next to him and wrapping his arms around him. Patton leaned against him, crying harder. 

"I don't-I don't really know..." He sobbed. "I'm just so... sad." He hid his face in Logan's chest, sniffling. "Logan... Do you think I'm fat?" 

Logan was tempted to laugh at the silly question, but stopped himself as he realized that Patton was being completely serious. He was looking up at him, still crying, waiting for his answer. "Patton, what-" 

"I mean... I know I've never been the skinniest person ever but I just, I can't seem to stop eating and I-" He broke down completely, the rest of his words indistinguishable. He pushed the pack of oreos he had away from him, looking disgusted-with the oreos or himself, Logan couldn't tell. 

"Patton, you are definitely not fat." Logan frowned, pulling him closer in their hug. 

"Are you sure?" Patton sniffed, looking at him hopefully. 

"I'm positive. Now come on, I think you could use some more rest." He helped Patton to stand, Patton looking at Logan and wrapping his arms around his neck. 

"Would you carry me again...?" He asked, and Logan chuckled. 

"Of course, love." He smiled at him, kissing his cheek and lifting him up, walking back to their room. Once there he set Patton gently on the bed, giving him a long and sweet kiss before he went to lie on his side of the bed. 

He wrapped his arms around Patton, kissing his cheek again and whispering to him. "I love you. If you wake up again, just remember you can wake me as well. I'll get you anything you need." 

"Thank you Logan." Patton mumbled, smiling sleepily. "I love you too..." 

Periods suck I'm hurting and I hate everything 

Aha. I feel sick and I think it's cause I haven't eaten enough today(it could also be I didn't get enough sleep. It's probably both) but I don't wanna ask for anything to eat cause I'm with my friend and don't wanna bother them by asking and aaaahhhh I despise social anxiety. 

Okay I really hate periods but I luckily don't have mine regularly so I don't really have to deal with it every month and while that's great literally everything hurts when I do get it. (I say I'm lucky but it's actually caused by health issues so not really lucky I guess aha) 

Anyways. I'm gonna finish this and upload the next chapter of FoF haha. Hope you enjoyed this oneshot. *ring pop falls from mini waterfall* (thanks SarcasticSnake) Bye!-Bob

Also!!!!!!!! Thank you so much this has so many reads I'm very glad people like this aahhh