Tw: Remus. That should tell you enough

This is to make up for the last one lmao XD apologies that it's short, as well. I've had a long day

Remus grinned as he twirled in the mirror. "Oh hell yes, I look like slut supreme," he chuckled.

He had on a...very revealing maid Costume, really. And Remus wasn't ashamed at all. Actually....

He walked out to the common room, humming. "Hello peoples," Remus called out, seeing them all sit in the living room, watching a movie.

Roman turned around. "Remus wha-" he paused. "What the fuck are you wearing?!"

Janus looked back and his eyes widened. "Remus!" He hissed, going over and trying to cover his boyfriend up.

Virgil was cracking up, leaning on Logan's shoulder and giggling. Logan was simply rolling his eyes.

Now, the problem came with Patton. He looked confused as he watched Remus shaking his butt. "What?" He asked. "What's so wrong with what he's wearing? I think he looks amazing!"

Remus smirked. "Would you say I make you horny?"

"Remus!" Came the scream from everyone, but Patton only shrugged.

"Not me," he giggled. "I love Roman! Besides, I don't have my trombone on me." He shrugged.

Roman paused, as did the others. "T...trombone?" He chuckled. "Where'd you get that from? What do you think horny means?"

Patton huffed. "Remus told me!" He said, and Janus smacked said side. "He told me when you love someone, your down there parts get hard as a rock and you have to play trombone!"

Well....Remus was chased around the mind, laughing hysterically, by four angry sides.

Patton sat there, confused. "Did I say something wrong?" He asked himself, watching the craziness in his household.