TRIGGER WARNINGS: small tiny hint at sex. Lemme know if I missed any

Intrulogical was requested by paytons04 and honestly...i didn't realize how much this ship is funny to write...

MickieLangan helped me come up with the plot, go follow him, he's p cool

Also! Go read lunaeclispe22 book Don't Let Me Be Gone. She finished it yesterday....I fricking cried

Intrulogical

Logan groaned, looking at the chore list. "Patton, why was I put on grocery duty with Remus?" He asked, pinching the bridge of his nose.

Patton looked over, then looked around. "Deceit went with him last time. I'm scared of him, Virgil and Roman both hate him."

Logan glared slightly at the moral side, sighing. "Ok...fine, fine. I suppose I have no choice." He pointed a finger at Patton. "But you owe me a favor."

Patton nods instantly, "Ok Logan!"

The logical trait rolled his eyes. "Remus! Come out here, it's our turn to go to the store!"

Remus came running out. "Yay! The nerd and I are going to the store!" He grabbed Logan's hand, running to the car and dragging him with.

"Good luck!" Patton called out, earning a glare from Logan.

~time skip to store~

Logan had the list. He had the goddamn list. But no! Remus wouldn't listen...the immature side kept putting things in the basket that they didn't need.

"Remus, for the last time!" Logan sighed. "We do not need Cinnamon Toast Crunch! It's unhealthy, sugary, and horrible for your teeth."

Remus rolled his eyes, "Oh, c'mon, Logan! Live a little! Besides, I don't use the cereal for eating, that would be silly! I use it for-"

"Nope!" He yelled, covering his ears. "Why didn't I just make Deceit come...?"

This went on for the rest of the trip. What should've taken ten minutes too two hours at the store. Every time Logan thought Remus would calm down, he'd pull the same tricks again.

Logan just started ignoring him. There was a few times Logan would check the list and Remus would put something in ghe cart.

Logan always caught it of course, and it got faster each time. This time, Remus thought he'd get away with it.

However, Logan, not even looking up, sighed. "Remus. Put it back." His voice was monotonous, except for a small home of annoyance.

Remus groaned. "Logan, why do you get to buy seventeen jars of Crofters yet I can't have one box of cereal?"

Logan looked up, raising a brow. "There's many answers I can give to that," he stated.

"Name. One." Remus stared at Logan, giving the same look back.

"Crofters is healthy."

"Not when you eat seventeen jars a week."

Logan rolled his eyes. "It's not just for me, Remus. We all like it."

The other side sighed. "One box of cereal? Pleeeeeeeaaaaaaaase?"

Logan gave him a slight glare. The two started at one another for around five minutes, not saying a word.

Logan finally sighed. "Ok, alright. Fine. One box." He rubbed his temples. "I'm ready to go home..."

Remus lit up. "Thank you Lolo!" He said, placing a kiss on the other side's cheek. "You're the best boyfriend!"

The logical one rolled his eyes. "You're welcome, sweetheart. Now cmon, I'm tired and have work to do."

"You gotta do me too, Logan. You promised~" Remus chuckled, grabbing Logan's hand gently.

He sighed. "I know..."