TRIGGER WARNING: remus, snakes, eyeball, embarrassment, mention of pranks. Mostly this is fluff

Hey guys! I know this is highly cliche, but I hope you like it! If i get more questions, I'll likely do another one.

Dadceit QnA

"Ok guys!" Patton said, giggling happily. "Em gave us our questions! C'mon, I really wanna answer them!"

Damien nodded, pulling Virgil over. The other three boys followed, all sitting on the floor. Thomas walked in behind them, sitting down. They all smiled, watching the screen that had been put in front of them. They watched as a slide popped up.

"Ok, it says these are from @ComicGamer13 " Damien said. "Nice to meet you!"

The first slide of question came up. It read, 'CobraCookie: How did you two first meet?'

Damien groaned, hiding his face in his hands as he laughed softly. "No, oh my god," he mumbled, remembering it.

Patton laughed softly. "Ok, so, I wasn't the most popular in high school...at all," he started. "Well...there was this one guy who was especially mean to me. Damien had never talked to me before, but had seen it all the time. So one day-"

"Nooooooooo," Damien said, laughing. "I got my butt kicked that day!"

The others all started laughing as Patton continued. "He challenged the guy, and Damien ended up with two black eyes, a broken nose, and a busted lip. But, we became best friends that day." Patton leaned into Damien, smiling happily.

"Yes, and I'd do it over and over again," he smiled down at Pat.

The slide switched, showing another question. 'All the kids: what do you want to be when you grow up?'

Roman and Remus both grinned. "Actors!" they shouted at the same time, giggling. They high fived, hugging one another.

Logan rolled his eyes, sighing softly. "I actually wish to be a math teacher," he said. "But I would like to do it for college students. I'd rather not deal with teenagers or children all day."

Thomas shrugged. "I dunno if I count, but I'll answer anyways because Pat still calls me a kid. I want to work as a prince at Disney World. Oooh or Peter Pan!"

Logan quickly explained to Virgil what the question meant and he smiled widely. "I wan work at the zoo!" he said happily. "I love the animals!"

The tv switched again, showing another question. 'Logan: How are you today? What are your opinions on Roman and Remus?'

Logan cleared his throat. "I am doing well today, thank you for asking," he said with a smile. "As for those two..." he shot them both a glare. "Currently I am annoyed with them. Roman messed with my shampoo the other day, temporarily dyeing my hair green, which I'm assuming Remus put him up to." He smirked, watching them get gotten onto by their dads. "However, normally, they aren't as bad as they seem. "I love them both."

Roman and Remus both pouted, but attacked Logan in hugs whenever he said he loved them.

'Roman: Does Logan ever play with you? If so, what do you play?'

Roman grinned. "He does, actually! We play whatever I want, he loves me. I do try to say he can choose, but he declines." He smiled over at Logan. "Normally I'm a prince and he's a wizard. We got Remus and Virgil to play once....It was fun! Virgil was his apprentice and Rem was the mean one. His choice though."

'Remus and Virgil: What's your favorite thing to do together?'

Remus chuckled softly. "I dunno about V, but I love when he plays dress up with me. I get to put him in all his outfits and we put on a fashion show for Dad."

Virgil giggled. "Remy gives the best cuddles!" he said happily. "We make pillow forts and we cuddle in them!"

Remus smirked as he saw the next question. 'Remus: Who is the most fun to mess with?'

"Logan," the ten year old answered instantly. "He never seems disturbed at the time, but later on, he gets reeeeeeally paranoid. He never tells Dad or Patton though."

Logan rolled his eyes. "Only because I know what you do never actually affect me," he pointed out.

'Virgil: What's your favorite animal? *gives him a plushie of said animal if I'm allowed*'

Virgil's eyes lit up as the question was read to him. "Bats!" he giggled, smiling happily as a bat plushie popped up. He grinned, toddling over to get it before going and sitting back in Logan's lap.

Thomas grinned. "Yay! One for me!"

'Thomas: How did you meet Patton and Deceit (Damien)? What's your favorite thing that happened while watching the kids?'

He smiled. "Patton actually used to babysit me! He's been my neighbor all my life. As for watching the kids..." Thomas looked like he was thinking. "I have to say the one time we didn't order pizza. We made homemade ones instead. Uh....let's just say, Roman got flour everywhere while fighting with Logan. As for with the other two, it's anytime Virgil does anything even remotely cute."

The screen changed again. "Ok, it says these next ones are from CrystalClearStar " Patton said happily. "Hiya kiddo!"

'Logan: How does it feel to be the oldest in the group?'

Logan chuckled, rolling his eyes. "Honestly? I love it. I've been trusted to watch the three when Thomas couldn't, and it's quite enjoyable."

'Virgil: What's your thoughts on everyone?'

The toddler though. "I love them all! I love my daddy, and Patty cake! Lolo reads to me and Ro and Remy love cuddling me! And Thomas loves cookin with me!"

Everyone groaned as the next one popped up. Remus walked over, grabbing a jar. 'Remus: *gives you an eye in a jar* what would you do with this?'

Remus stared at it for a moment before looking at Damien. "Can I eat it, Dad?"

Damien instantly took the jar. "Nope. Next question."

'Damien: *gives you a small snake* On a SCALE (get it) of one to ten how would you rate your love for snakes?'

The dad grinned, holding the pet. "Awe I'm gonna call him Chocolate," he said, since the snake was light brown. "And to answer your question," he chuckled, smirking, "I'd say a ssssseven."

All three older boys groaned at both puns, while Patton gave his boyfriend a high five.

"Awe, last question?" Patton said. "Alright..."

'Patton and Damien: favorite child?'

Both of the fathers started denying, saying things about how they couldn't choose a favorite.

Logan, Remus, and Roman look at them before looking at each other. "Their favorite is Virgil," the three said in unison, watching as both dads slowly nodded. All three boys laughed.