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Christmas (No Ship)

Twas the night before Christmas,

And all through the mind

Not a single side stirred, 

And the Christmas tree shined.

Patton had hung

The stocking with care

In hopes that old Santa

Would soon be there

Roman was nestled, 

All snug in his bed

Visions of Disney

Danced in his head

Logan in his onseie

And Patton in his

Both settled down

Such as it is

When in the living room

Some sounds were heard

That awoke our dear Patton

And his curiosity was stirred

Away in the mind

The moral side dashed

To check out and see

What exactly had crashed

Seeing the cookies

He had laid out

Patton’s eyes wander

Checking the living room throughout

When soon his sparkling

Eyes did see

Santa was there

Next to the lit up tree

With his old puffy suit

And his long white beard

Santa looked happy

As around the corner Patton peered

He took in a sharp breath

Sure to be quiet

Lest Sant leave

And take off like a bandit

Right near the tree

He placed the gifts

And then to the stockings

His gaze drifts

Going on over

Stuffing things in

Santa then leaves

As if he’d never been

Patton ran fast

Right to Logan’s room

Shaking him gently

The reason of which Logan could presume

And away went Santa

With a jolly chuckle

And as he looked back

He was happy to see the Moral side cheerful

For in that suit

Was not Santa

But alas instead

It was Deceit with his cobra

For you see as a surprise

Virgil set him up to be there

For Patton had stopped believing

And the anxious one missed the laughter in the air

And so Deceit went

To help an old friend

Bringing some joy

And some cheer he would send

Thus ends our tale

Of selflessness and light

Merry Christmas to all

And to all a good night