You guys really need to watch this. Really. Just like, pause everything for 3 1/2 minutes, and enjoy this cinematic masterpiece.

Really.

I got this idea from a lot of people, and I love it, but it is not original.

This is a soulmate au (duh) where the first words you hear your soulmate say are written onto your palm and have been since you were born.
No one is going to die in this, but if they died, the words would be scratched out.
Ace people just wouldn't have the words. Go aces!

Roman looked down at the words on his palm. He loved them. He loved his soulmate. And his soulmate's sense of humor.

Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head.

Roman grinned. His parents had loved the words when he was born, and there was a story where when his dad first held him and saw the words, he almost dropped Roman!

Roman stood up from where he was crouching on the floor. His parents were gone for the weekend, so Roman was using it to look for secret passages and/or Christmas presents around the house.

No luck so far, but he was determined, even if that bowl of Cheerios and Parks and Rec was waiting.

His phone rang, rather loudly, and Roman cursed. 

He looked at the ID, sighed, and accepted the call.

"Roman! I'm hungry! Let's goooooooo!"

Roman sighed. "Fine, Remus, but you could've asked in person. We live in the same house!"

"Come on, MotherF***er!"

Remus suddenly sprinted down the stairs, grabbing his deodorant and taking a bite.

"B*tch, we're leaving."

He ran to the car, screeching all the way.

Roman rubbed his temples, grabbing his keys. He chased Remus to his car, hearing the keychain jingling. The keychain was a small dinosaur with a crown and was a present from Remus last year, and the comment with it was... not something Roman will ever repeat.

Remus dove into the car with a scream. Roman rolled his eyes. He was a bit concerned for Remus's soulmate. Remus just had the word "YEET" written on his palm.

Roman calmly (suuuuuuure) sat in the driver's seat. He turned the key, 

annnnnnd... that's where I stop, seeing as I have driving anxiety and do not know how to drive. Time skip!

Roman pulled into the driving lot. Remus had demanded they go to the grocery store, and he had screeched along to the radio the entire drive. Roman had a headache.

Remus hopped out of the car and ran over to the carts.

Roman banged his head on the wheel, and then followed him.

Remus grabbed a cart, and pushed off, riding it like a scooter. He was screeching "HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING" as he flew down the aisle. 

Roman turned red. It was around midday, and the grocery store was full. Remus wouldn't stop until he wanted to. Roman knew what to do.

He ducked his head, waited a moment, and then walked in, acting like he had no connection to the screaming man.

Remus headed down the deodorant aisle, while Roman went straight to the DVDs.

There was nothing good. Just Trolls, and Trolls sucks. (fight me)

There were books, but who would read those? I don't need to read about Trolls too!

Suddenly an arm grabbed him, and he fell over, being dragged away.

"Hurry up bro!"

Roman sighed. Of course it was Remus. It was always Remus.

He got to his feet and followed Remus. They went to the checkout, where Remus got his deodorant, and Roman just got a bag of chocolate.

They were heading towards the door when Remus stopped.

There was a man at the door. It clearly said "Pull" and he was pushing it. He just kept trying.

Remus turned to Roman. He shoved the deodorant into his arms.

"I have decided that man is my soulmate. Screw fate, I'm marrying him. Or kidnapping him if he struggles."

Before Roman had a chance to stop him, Remus ran over, sweeping a very surprised man into his arms. The poor man held onto his hat. He looked at Remus as Remus smiled at him, saying "You're mine. If you don't agree, I can just kidnap you."

The man beamed at him, glancing at his hand.

He must have been Remus's soulmate.

He paused for a second, and then looked him in the eyes, and said "YEET".

Wow, match made in heaven.

Roman just left. Knowing his brother, they'd want some space.

He put the stuff in the car, opening the chocolate and eating it. Sometimes being single was great, if you get to justify binge-eating chocolate.

He sighed. Remus could get his own way home, he had Parks and Rec waiting. He was about to get in the car when he heard someone walking. A man in a black shirt and blue tie was walking with a man in jeans and a black and purple stitched hoodie.

The guy in the hoodie caught Roman's attention immediately.

He had hair in his eyes, a beautiful shade of purple. His jeans fit him perfectly.

Don't look at me like that. No.

He had a smirk on his face, and they got within hearing range.

The blue tie man spoke, "Reading books is the best way to get knowledge easily."

That sounded pretty close to Roman's quote. But he was not Roman's soulmate. Roman did not have a thing for ties.

"Wisdom is easily acquired when hiding under the bed with a saucepan on your head."

The purple guy. Roman's soulmate?

Time to talk to people. Chocolate is great, but sharing it is too.

"Freeze! You're under arrest for robbery!"

The purple man looked up at him, giving him the weirdest look with butterscotch eyes.

"What did I steal?"

"My heart."

The man choked, looking at his palm. Clearly written was "Freeze! You're under arrest!"

The man in the tie laughed.

They were obviously friends. And close ones, because when the purple man flipped him off, he just laughed.

"Hey, I'm Roman."

"Hey, I'm hungry, and your chocolate is mine now."

Roman grinned. He loved this man already.

The tie one smiled.

"I should tell Pat about this! He's going to be very pleased."

The purple thief ate some chocolate, and then, finally, looked at Roman with those eyes, and said. "I'm Virgil."

Roman grinned. "Hello, Virgil."

"And that's how I met your father!"