Angst! Lots of angst!

Warning : Neglect, lots of swearing (Remy) and implied sexual themes, butts and a dead animal (Remus).

This is a request by  @Solangelo0potterhead - I hope this is good enough!

Roman sighed, the sides where yet again, doing a video and he wasn't there, they had forgotten to invite him.

Patton, Logan, Virgil and Thomas where better off without him.

He had thought of ducking out, but then Remus popped up and offered a place to stay, his place.

Roman sat up and packed everything he needed, he never thought he'd have taken Remus on his offer.

He picked up his now packed suitcase and left to the dark side.

"Remus!" He shouted.

Said side looked up from poking a dead animal and smiled, "Roman!" He rushed over and hugged him, "good to see you!"

"Deceit won't mind, will he?" Roman asked nervously.

The moustached brother laughed, "I don't think you understand just how much Deceit likes you!"

"Oh he hates me." Roman sighed sadly, as they walked to the house.

It was no secret to Remus that Roman liked Deceit, the way he talked about the lying side was a clear indication, Roman was in love with Deceit.

"He loves you!" Smirked Remus, "those compliments are genuine!"

"But Remus-"

"I live with him! You don't!" Remus smirked, as they had arrived outside the house.

Deceit saw them and rushed out, "greetings and salutations Roman!"

"Uh, hey Dee." Roman smiled, shyly.

"So? What are you doing here?" Deceit smiled.

"Well. I was being forgotten and unloved. So I was hoping if I can-"

"He wasn't to stay here." Smirked Remus.

Deceit blushed, "fantastic! I mean not the reason why! But you staying!"

"What's up bitches!"

"Remy." Sighed the snake, "I'm surrounded by R's."

"Remy, I didn't know you stayed here!"

Sleep smirked, "yeah. They're actually really cool!"

Deceit wrapped his arm around Romans shoulder, before pulling back quickly making him and Roman blush.

"Follow me..."

First day living with the others was slightly weird, but that was mainly because he wasn't used to living with them.

He and Deceit where watching Disney and of course Deceit was supportive of the villains.

"It's Hades! He's a classic bad guy!" Roman smiled.

Deceit smirked, "but! What if something bad happened! You know? Like Twisted?!"

"Oh! That song is so good!" Smiled Roman.

"What's good?" Asked Remus, sitting down with popcorn.

"The song Twisted." Deceit answered.

"What's up fuckers!" Shouted Remus walking in with Romans katana.

"Why do you have my katana?" Roman asked, confused.

"Fuck you! That's why!"

Roman sighed, they hadn't noticed he was missing yet.

"They're jerks Roman." Deceit said offering him a hot chocolate, "I know it's not like Pattons..."

Roman smiled and took a sip, "you're right. It's better then Morality's."

Deceit blushed, "really?"

"Yeah! It's amazing!"

Deceit smiled, maybe everything could work out?

Roman was holding one of Deceits snakes. He was wrapped around his left arm and so he was petting him with his right hand.

Deceit walked in the room with a glass or orange juice and stared, there was Roman smiling down at one of his babies.

"I want to see my little boy!" Sang Deceit.

Roman laughed and faced him, "here he comes!"

"I want to see my little boy!"

"Hey Roman!" Shouted Remus, "say kid backwards!"

Roman looked up from the conversation he was having with Deceit, "dik?"

"Hahaha! That's gay!"

Deceit rolled his eyes, "we are gay!"

Remus rolled his eyes, "that's it! You're in time out! Get on top of the fridge!"

Remy glared and as demanded climbed on top of the fridge, "this house is a fucking nightmare!"

"This is normal...?" Roman asked.

Deceit sighed, "sadly."

"Hi Dee!" Roman smiled, seeing the lying side sit next to him.

Deceit looked up, "y-you just called me Dee?"

"Yeah! You're my friend." He smiled.

Deceit blushed, "I'm glad to be your... friend."

Remus rolled his eyes, hearing the conversation, "just fuck his butt already!"

"Remus!!!" Shouted Roman and Deceit in unison.

"What? It's true!"

"I don't care! You can't say that!" Whined Roman.

Deceit blushed, "wait... it's true?"

Roman sighed and rubbed his forehead, "maybe..."

The half snake smiled, "really?!"

"Look you can forget this ever happened and we-"

Deceit launched himself at Roman and kissed him, making the prince squeak. His eyes widened before kissing back quickly.

And man... could Deceit kiss!

Roman saw Deceit standing over the stove, baking pancakes. He was wearing a loose shirt, boxers and his hair was a mess. And well... so was Roman!

The prince snuck up behind him and wrapped his arms around his waist, "morning handsome."

Deceit grinned, "hello sexy."

"Last night was amazing." Roman sighed dreamily into Deceits hair.

The half snake smiled slyly, "well I do like to make you feel special."

"God! You're the best thing ever!" Roman smirked as he began kissing Deceits neck.

"Ok! Don't need to see that!"

Roman pulled away quickly and Deceit spun round in shock.

There sat Remus and Remy at the table.

"How long have you been there?" Roman asked.

Remus raised his eyebrow, "the whole time."

Remy nodded with a grimace on his face.

"Guys? Has anyone seen Roman?" Patton asked, looking up from his bowl of cereal.

"I have not."

"Nope."

Patton sighed, "I'll go get him."

Morality went upstairs as Virgil and Logan ate in silence. It was quiet for a while until loud and fast thuds came down stairs.

"Romans missing!"

"What?!" Virgil shouted standing up.

"He's not their! And his things are gone!"

Logan thought, "it must be Deceit! Roman wouldn't willingly leave."

"We need to go then!"

Roman was throwing grapes into Deceits mouth. However it always hit his face making them both laugh loudly.

"I'm getting cavities from how sweet you're being." Remus sneered, playfully.

Roman smirked, "shut up."

"Make him!" Remy smirked behind Remus.

"Roman!" Shouted a voice.

The Prince looked up, "Patton?"

Deceit sighed, "oh boy, here we go!"

The light sides had shown up and Patton pulled Roman up, "are you ok?! Did he hurt you?!"

Roman sighed, "yes, because I'm clearly hurt! What are you three doing here?!"

"We are here to rescue you and walk home with you." Logan answered.

The Prince glared, "I left and care here willingly. I wanted to! I've been here for a week!"

"A week?!" Patton cried, "how did we not notice!"

"You all forgot about me!"

"We didn't!"

"I never showed up for videos anymore!"

"In our defence, we believed you was in fact, busy."

"Well I wasn't Logan!"

Virgil watched them bicker and turned to his former friends and Remy.

He noticed their disappointed glares and their disgusted and hung his head in shame. Yes he admits it. He forgot about Roman.

But he could tell something good did come out of this, Deceit and Roman got together. It was written all over the lying sides face.

Virgil looked at Deceit and nodded his congratulations and a small smile, to show he was happy for them.

Deceit couldn't help but smile at his former friend in appreciation.

"Patton, Logan... lets go."

The three arguing sides look at the former dark side.

"What?"

Virgil sighed, "you're right. We did forget about you and I am so sorry, but I'm happy for you. You have real friends and you have Deceit. You clearly don't want to leave so we won't force you."

"But! Virgil he-"

"No Patton. You're wrong on this one. We messed up and this is how we can make things right again."

Patton frowned annoyed, "fine. Enjoy it here Roman. Have fun!" He stormed off, followed by Logan, both who were in denial.

"Remy, Remus, Deceit." Virgil said looking to them, "do what we didn't." He gave Roman one last look and smiled, "good luck."

He left.

Deceit wrapped his arms around Romans waist, "that was fun."

Roman laughed, "yeah. It was."