Soooo... another Deceit one shot and my first Emile one shot!!!
Human AU!!!

How someone like Dee got a kind, caring, energetic man like Emile he'll never know.

He actually met Emile when he went around for a therapy session, his ex-boyfriend, who shall remain nameless, was mentally abusive.

Deceit hadn't noticed the signs, or he had and he wanted to ignore them, but they were all brought to light when he went to that therapy session.

He had sat down in the brown, leather sofa and got comfy, after moving to the left so if his partner did show up he could sit in the right, however he had to call his boyfriend three times before he got the usually response, 'I'm busy'.

"Now the moment you've been waiting for!"

Dee looked up bored, if this man was anything like his friend Patton, he's gonna loose it.

"Dum, da da da da da da dum!" He sang, slowly emerging from behind the door, "da da da da da da de da de de da de de da!" He did some weird hand thing up and down the door, he got more loud and eccentric, at one point during his performance, his kicked his leg. After a minute, ha stopped and panted for breath before continuing and then finally finished.

He walked in and sat in the chair opposite Dee.

"Hello, I'm Doctor Emile Picani! And you are?"

Jesus this man was adorable, yes he was as childish as Patton and as dramatic as Roman and as smart as Patton, supposedly, but that didn't matter... all that mattered now was this beautiful human in front of him.

"I-I'm Dee... Dee Copperhead..."

"I'm sorry but, I thought this was a couple counselling?"

Dee sighed, "it is, was... uh... he bailed last minute, like usual..."

Now, Emile didn't know what came over him, but he should have asked if he wanted to cancel and talk about it another day, however he said, "well we can still talk about it."

And Dee was thankful.

They had a session every Monday for a year and then it turned to Monday's and Saturday's, however that was because Emile asked Dee out on a date.

Dee at first declined but when he realised it wasn't out of pity he agreed, soon they began dating and now he lived with Emile.

Little did Dee know, that Emile question how he got someone like Dee, but all their friends agreed on one thing:

They were the power couple.