Warning : Gore - obviously.

Set just after 'Selfishness vs Selflessness'!!!

Deceit sat on the couch, annoyed that Virgil had managed to keep him at bay for so long.

He dropped his cape and put his black hat on the green lampshade.

Remus poked his head from behind the kitchen, "what's up?"

"Ugh, I'm so not done with Virgil!"

"What do you mean?"

Deceit crossed his arms, "he's such... I love him!"

"Don't we all." Remus sat on the couch and wrapped his arm around him.

Deceit glared, "the whole court case went awful! It was terrible!" His lying tendencies dropped, wanting a normal conversation, "they're so stupid! You knew what I was going for right?"

"Of course-"

"And they didn't! Virgil made sure I couldn't do everything I wanted to do!"

Remus sighed, "you did try to put him-"

"Can you blame me?! They should know! I keep going there because of him as well!"

The lying side was clearly stressed and angered, flipping out.

"I know how to make you smile!" Grinned Remus.

"You can't do anything." He pouted.

"Oh yeah?"

Remus flipped upside down and tucked his sash into his belt and pushed himself upwards off the couch, he head dislocation and his spine poking out.

Deceit smiled, "that does not amuse me in the slightest."

"I can't go if you'd like?"

"Go? Go where?"

Remus smirked and spun around, his head snapping back into place, "I'll go and disturb the peace."

"I hate you." Smiled Deceit.

"I love you too!" He kisses Deceit cheek and went off, planning his mischief.