Roman's pov

I walk into the living room to see Logan and Virgil sat on the floor, a deck of cards on the floor and shot glasses in their hands. I sighed and sat down next to them. Logan looked over at me and held up a third glass

"Hey~ Prince charming, wanna join us?"

"What are you even doing?"

"Playing cards... and getting absolutely smashed" Logan slurred his words and swayed slightly. I drank a lot of wine so I thought I wouldn't be as affected as they were, but then I saw what they were drinking. Vodka. I groaned, tempted to join in but not wanting to leave Patton as the only sober one here. I thought a little more and then decided

"Fuck it, why not? What's the rules?"

"I don't even know what we're playing, we're just drinking at this point" Virgil said, raising his glass. He tipped his head back with the glass and swallowed the shot with no hesitation. I smiled and poured another shot for him and one for me.

"What if we did a game where we drink every time we get the answer wrong, like a guessing game?"

"Sure, what've we got to lose?"

"okay... how about something simple, cause you two are already half done, movie references?"

"Sure, I'll go first" Virgil said, trying to stand before he fell again.

"Okay then, shoot " Logan said, with slightly less of a drunken slur this time

"What's this, what's this? There's white stuff in the air" he sung, somewhat terribly.

"Nightmare before Christmas!!" I yelled.

"YOUR TURN!!" Logan yelled, downing his shot.

"Ooh... Ahm... THE SKY IS FALLING!"

"WAIT what!?" Virgil looked up, expecting the ceiling to crash into us. I burst out laughing.

"Th-the sky isn't actually- pfft- falling... that w-was the ref-frence..." I managed to gasp for air and calm down. I drank my own shot and poured another. Virgil groaned and did the same. Logan was still laughing too much to say anything.

"You haven't guessed yet, you still need to guess"

"Uhh... what happens if we don't know?"

"Both of you have to drink a shot, 's only fair"

"Okay..."Virgil whined.

~Time skip brought to you by Logan's Alice in wonderland puzzle book~

We were all completely drunk. Logan was flirting with me and Virgil was singing along to 'Big Fun' from Heathers and dancing on top of the table. I had a bottle of beer that I had found in the back of my wine cupboard and I was still drinking. Virgil nearly fell off the table and Patton walked in the moment he righted himself.

"What, in the ever-loving goodness, is going on here?!" He half yelled. Virgil jumped off the table and Logan slid off of my lap. I tried to stand but my legs failed me and I fell on the floor. Patton rushed over to help me and looked at us with disapproval

"How much alcohol have you had, each of you?"

"Well... we've all had, like, ten shots? I have this beer and I think Virge may have gotten at my wine..."

"And what alcohol did you have in the shots?"

"Vodka.... and whiskey..."

"Okay, you are all too drunk, you're going to bed."

"Can me and Roman sleep together?"

"Okay, choose one of your rooms and go straight to sleep"

"Not sure we can do that" I slurred. Logan pointed finger guns at me and I did the same

"AYYYYY!"

"This isn't the time to joke around, it's 1AM."

"1AM the devil's hour..."

"AHHH!" Logan screamed, he snuggled in close to my chest.

"Where is the devil? I shall fight him to the death for my love!" I yelled, drawing my sword

"My hero!" he exclaimed, kissing my jaw. I blushed and kissed him back. He giggled before Patton pulled me and him upstairs, having already put Virgil to bed. He pushed us into my room and pressed us both down on the bed. He pulled the blanket over both of us and sighed before he left the room.

"G'night kiddos. Don't stay up too late."

"Okay, g'night dad." I murmured. Logan was cuddled against my chest and his breathing was already soft. I fell asleep playing with his hair.