Many people already did this story and death-of-a-fangirl made a whole hogwarts AU with it. In case anyone accuses me of stealing. I know this isn't my original idea. Heck are any oneshots completely original.

His hair was soft. And colourful. 

"It's not my fault my hair changes coulor every time something remotely interesting happens." Virgil snapped at Roman who had been staring at his hair for the last 20 minutes.

"But why and how...?"

"I really don't know. Now can you stop staring at me please?"

"But your hair is pink."

"What why?"

"And now it has a tinge of red."

"..."

"It's almost like your hair is blushing."

"And that is false."

"Why so quick to deny?"

"Because of course it can't be possible for my hair to blush!"

"Are you so sure about that?"