May 29, 2018

Okay, for those who are confused, which basically all of you might be, this isn't technically a one shot, but a funny scene for a one shot idea that I couldn't make work. You are free to use it as long as you give credit. This will be in script form. There will most likely be more in the future.
- StarStace

TW: Single curse word.

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Crofters Confusion
[ This is basically a high school AU, and it's lunch time. No one, except Patton and Logan, know what 'Crofters' is. ]

- Random conversation about food -

Patton: Logan! You need to eat!

Logan: Yes, I will later Patton.

Patton: No! Here, take half of my peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

Logan: *stops Patton midway through pushing it toward him* What brand of jelly?...

Patton: Uh.... I'm not sure....

Logan: I will not eat it.

Virgil: Dude, it's just a sandwich. What's wrong?

Logan: We're not sure if it's Crofters.

Patton: *giggles, now remembering how cute, and hilarious, Logan can be with his passion for Crofters*

Roman: I don't under-

Logan: Crofters. *pulls a jar out from nowhere* The only jelly I will put in my belly.

Virgil: *confused, and shocked* Wh- How- *looking under the table* I don't understand, where did you even get that?! Like, you have literally nothing- and- jus- I-I just, don't understand....

Patton: *bursts out laughing, remembering that Virgil and Roman have no idea about Logan's obsession*

Roman: I-I'm sorry, did you just defy your own logical reasoning?

Logan: It's Crofters.

Virgil & Roman: *completely and utterly confused*

Logan: It's Crofters Jam...

Virgil: Logan, what the fuck?

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