Heartbroken.

Betrayed.

You think you know somebody.

Patton was not happy.

"Who stole all of the cookies?" Patton whined, referring to the batch he'd made yesterday. Patton pouted to the living room, where Roman, Virgil and even Deceit had been passing through.

Every single cookie was gone, and Patton had been looking forward to eating them. After all, he'd only made them yesterday.

"It was me," Deceit answered, clearly lying and Patton groaned.

"You can go Deceit. Thank you for cooperating," Patton said with forced cheerfulness, and Deceit strolled out of the room.

"Aw, come on guys. There won't be any punishment, I just wanna know." Patton grinned.

Roman and Virgil exchanged glances, uncomfortably.

Silence.

"Smart," Patton clapped sarcastically, "you knew I would never forgive you." Patton glared at the two in the living room.

Roman gulped. "I swear Patton, I know not to take the last cookies," he raised his arms in surrender.

Every side knew not to touch cookies without Patton's permission. Nobody dared, not even Deceit was dumb enough to try.

Patton loved his cookies a lot. Everyone else can only have them the day they are fresh, from there, they are Patton's property unless given permission.

That's the sacred law.

And now someone had broken that law.

"Wait, where's Logan?" Patton asked Roman, suspiciously.

"Please. I doubt it was Logan, he's too busy eating his crofters with biscuits," Roman answered, bitterly, still upset that he didn't have his own jam.

"Well someone took it, and Logan is my current suspect." Patton decided to went to 'visit' Logan.

After a short walk, Patton was about to knock when he smelt them.

The smell of fresh cookies.

Left with no other choice but to go to the extreme, Patton kicked down the door. "Logan!" He yelled and Logan shrieked as the door flew past him.

Patton stormed in angrily, and Logan shrieked again.

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"What was that?" Roman asked as a high pitched shriek was heard from down the hall.

"Probably Logan," Virgil replied, pausing his music.

"Oh god. Patton found him?"

"Mhm,"

"May God help him,"

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"Forgive me Patton!" Logan shrieked.

"You know what has to happen now!" Patton yelled and ripped the closet door off its hinges to reveal Logan's 'secret' stash of Crofters.

"Not the Crofters!"

"Yes the Crofters!"

"Nooooooooooo!"

"This is what you get for eating my cookies!"

Crack. This is crack.