Patton and Janus had been having a great time on their outing so far, and were very happy with the presence of each other. They'd went to the park on a little hiking trail because Patton thought that it'd be fun, and it was. It wasn't exactly a trail. It was more of a park that had been designed in a strange way.

Nobody ever went to that particular park though, as they found that since it was designed in the woods, it was particularly unsafe for children. So, teens and young adults were the ones who occasionally went there to do illegal things away from the watchful eyes of cops.

Or maybe lonely people just came there to vibe or be with friends. One time they'd found a wild Virgil sitting on a swing writing in a journal with his headphones in.

But the park was particularly quiet that day. They hadn't seen anyone around, and it was a perfect opportunity for some romantic alone time.

Well, it would have been if there wasn't a huge snake three feet away from them.

"Jan! JAN! There's a snake, a snake, a snake!!" He yelped, hiding behind his boyfriend.

"Pat, it's just a Garter! It's harmless, see, look..." Janus picked it up and watched as it coiled around his arm, "it's giving me a hug!" He smiled.

Patton slowly got up at the newfound information, and began petting it. He smiled, before he caught eye of something on Janus's cloak..

"CREEOY CRAWLY DEATH DEALER!" He exclaimed, a shrill scream escaping his throat as he began running in the other direction, leaving Janus for dead.

"Oh, Patton-PATTON STOP CRYING-dear god, hey, look, c'mere, it's just a jumping spider, see watch. The Garter likes them." Janus said, putting the spider on his gloved finger. Patton slowly crept back to Janus as he watched the snake stick its tongue out over the spider and eat it.

"Woah.." Patton whispered, "can we keep him?!"

Janus chuckled, "this is a female, honey. And no, we cannot keep a wild snake, that's probably illegal, we'd be messing up the ecosystem or whatever" he said as he rolled his eyes.

"Awe, okay...I guess we should ket her go then..bye snakey!" Patton smiled, watching as Janus set it down, and it slithered away.

They smiled at each other, before linking arms, and skipping away. Which Janus did just to appease Patton. He wouldn't be caught dead skipping in such a positive manner.

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Patton giggled as Janus pushed him lightly on one of the park's swings as they talked about their days. Patton was rambling on about some cat he saw in a tree, but how he couldn't save it because of his allergies. Janus was growing tired of talking about cats, so decided to start some drama and push the swing particularly hard, causing Patton to flail around and nearly fall out.

"Janus!" Patton exclaimed in fear, he was absolutely sure his heart had stopped as he quickly grasped onto the swing's chain, his head almost hitting the ground.

"I just wanted something...fun to happen" he smirked.

Patton breathed shakily, standing up with a chuckle, "alright-let's continue our walk, the swing is getting kinda boring." He locked hands with Janus, and they began walking down the trail.

The fear of his heart dropping made him realize that he kinda had to pee. He blushed, knowing that there wasn't a bathroom around. Plus, they were walking, he couldn't cross his legs or hold himself....oh, he was thinking too far ahead. He didn't have to go so incredibly bad that he needed to constantly hold himself. It was just..a bit annoying.

Janus snaked an arm around Patton's waist, and slowly made his was to his ass.

"Janus!" Patton gasped, jumping up as his as was smacked, "we're in public!"

"Oh, there's no one here! Plus, people come here to have s.εﾒ all the time!" He exclaimed.

"Why would someone want to have s.εﾒ on dirt and grass? And run down park equipment?" He questioned after some thought.

"Because of the adrenaline of knowing that they're doing something wrong. The tempting thought of the humiliation they would go through when a random stranger happened upon them in their weakest, most vulnerable state."

"Sound like you've done this before? You seem to know a lot about it" Patton said suspiciously.

"Well...I haven't done anything with someone else.." Janus smirked.

"Don't tell me you...." Patton made a jacking off motion. Janus just smiled slyly and Patton gasped. Well..he supposed that it wasn't too much of a shock. Why wouldn't Janus do that?

They continued to walk, stopping every so often to look at some animals like squirrels and worms and birds!

"Hey, Patton, stay hydrated, it's hit out today" Janus smiled, knowing Patton was forgetting about himself in favor of looking at the animals and climbing rocks.

"Oh yeah!" He said, taking his water out of his bag, and chugging about half of it before remembering about his need. He watched Janus, and saw that he'd been drinking periodically all day, because he had three empty water bottles already.

He didn't know how he had to pee and Janus didn't, because he had drank way more. Perhaps it had something to do with the fact that Patton hadn't gone before they left, and Janus had.

Patton was forced, both by Janus and the heat, to drink more water though, so after about an hour, he was catching up with Janus.

"JANUS LOOK OUT!" Patton screamed with a gasp, almost needing to hold himself from the sudden burst of fear, and Janus quickly jumped away from his spot,where he was about to climb a rock, "you almost stepped on the snail!" He pouted.

"Are you kidding me?! You gave me a heart attack for that?" Janus hissed.

"Payback" Patton giggled, "also...that snail doesn't look too good" he frowned.

"Well," Janus began, "that rock is burning hot, and out in this heat unprotected by shade, snails surely ill die, but being on a burning hot rock? Almost guaranteed."

"Oh no! Can we move it? Or will that disrupt its life or something..?" He asked.

"Well, we can pick it up and save it, just make sure to out it nearby...hurry, grab it very gently" Janus said, looking around. He saw a patch of damp, cool dirt under a shady tree, where other snails were hanging out, "Patton! I think I found their family! Looks like that one's a baby. These snails look incredibly similar, i'm sure of it."

Patton set the snail down by the nearby patch of dirt, and the snails seem to be happy, as the mother snail slowly made its way to its baby, and snuggled up to it with her neck.

"Awee!" Patton whispered, "she's hugging her baby!! Do you think they're hungry?!" He asked.

"Well, snails eat just about everything as they're herbivores, carnivores, and omnivores. They eat things like..worms, decayed animal remains, fruits, leaves, grass, etc."

"Wow..you know a lot about animals! Especially the slimy bois!" Patton exclaimed, giggling as he gathered a few leaves, nearby berries, and worms. He put them in front of the snails and watched as they went over to nip at it. "Aweee!" He squee'd.

Janus chuckled, "c'mon, Patton. Let's continue." He smiled.

"Okay!" He exclaimed, beginning to skip again before halting to a stop. He really had to go now. He leaned against a nearby tree and crossed his legs, trying to look nonchalant.

"Patton, are you coming?" Janus asked, before wriggling his eyebrows.

"Stop that or i'm taking your twitter privileges away!" Patton gasped as he realized the joke.

"No i've been hanging out with Remus too much!" He smirked.

Patton didn't really care for conversation at the moment, because his bladder was growing increasingly uncomfortable by the moment.

"Yeah, c'mon, there are some flower bushes up ahead, I know you like flowers" Janus smiled.

Patton could tell Janus..he knew Janus wouldn't judge him or anything, they've been boyfriends for so long. It was less a worry about embarrassment and more a worry about how there wasn't a toilet around and he didn't want to ruin their date.

He took a shallow breath as he hunched over to appease his bladder, "Jan? I have to pee" he whined.

He began to panic, before realizing, "Pat, we're basically in the woods, the world is your toilet" Janus smirked.

"Oh yeah!" Patton exclaimed, quickly going down the trail, he had to find a good coverage spot. He shifted from foot to foot as he looked around. The idea of relief was overwhelming to his bladder, which was begging for release.

Angels seemed to sing as Patton laid his eyes on two huge, perfect bushes, and quickly ran over there, his bladder jolting and jiggling with every step. He quickly undid his belt and unzipped, pulling himself out of his pants as soon as he got there, just in time as his heavy spray watered the bush, making a puddle at his feet, before he gained some control and was able to aim into the bush.

He sighed in relief, throwing his head back as he shifted around and gained more speed.

Janus just blushed a little bit, and felt kinda awkward just standing there watching. The sound of Patton's piss pitter pattering on the ground made him realize quickly that all of the water that he'd had was quickly catching up with his bladder.

Patton's stream tampered off after a couple of minutes, and soaked into the damp dirt.

"Whew! All done" Patton smiled, shaking off before looking at his boyfriend's pose. His legs were twisted together, and he was shifting around. "Jan, do you have to go too?" Patton giggled.

Janus nodded, before quickly hiding behind the bush and doing the same thing that Patton had.

"Awe, you shoulda told me! We could have peed together" he giggled again.

A/N: TYSM FOR THE PROMPT!! 🥰🥰🥰

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