Patton paced around the room nervously, shouting out his insecurities to his best friends, Logan and Roman, who were just sitting there listening and offering advice to him.

"Guys, I don't know if I can do this! You know about my problem, what if something happens? What if he's disgusted when it happens? Oh, I just know it's going to happen no matter what I try to do!" He cries out, throwing himself onto the couch in-between his friends, dragging his hands down his face with a frustrated sigh.

"Oh, Patton it's going to be alright, I assure you! If this love is true, than everything will turn out just fine!" Roman exclaimed, patting his shoulder.

Logan pushed up his glasses and offered his words of encouragement as well, "Of course Patton, you know my boyfriend, Remus, is great friends with Virgil. And Roman's boyfriend, Janus, is just as much of a friend to him as Remus is, correct?"

Patton nodded, wondering what this had to do with him. Knowing Logan though, it would either make zero sense or come around full circle.

"Well, they've told us many things about Virgil. He's witty and clever and filled ti the brim with sarcasm. He can be shy, and soft-spoken, kind and especially understanding when he wants to be. Everything will be fine, he sounds like a great person."

"Logie, I know he's a good person! But-but it's only the first date, and-"

"Patton, how long have you known him before this?" Roman asked.

"Seven months, two days, three hours and twenty three seconds" Patton sighed dreamily.

Roman gently shoved him in a teasing manner, "see? That look in your eyes! The look of love and Romance! The tension is killing you, but you will overcome the fear and the doubt!!!Because guess what? He loves you just as much as you love him!"

Patton blushed, a small smile on his face, "yeah-y-you're right, everything should be just fine.."

"Will be" Roman corrected.

"Yes, and though seven months isn't that long of the time, Virgil has told me that it feels like he's known you forever. You two have become such wonderful friends, and i'm sure you two will be very great partners for each other-bladder problems or not" Logan explained.

Patton smiled, "thanks guys" he told them in appreciation, giving both of them a one armed hug at the same time, "you're the best friends I could ever ask for!"

"The same shall be said for you, Patton!" Roman exclaimed with a laugh, and Logan chuckled, agreeing.

"So? What are you guys doing together as a date tonight?" Logan asked.

"Oh-we're going on a little hike and than we're trying out a new Sushi place! We've both never been there so it should be a fun little restaurant date!" Patton smiled.

"Ah, I see, get to know each other more on a fun adventure hike, and than get some quiet romantic time at a classy little sushi place? Sounds amazing!" Roman sighed.

"Yeah..it'll be fun, especially with Virgil! He was a little weary to try out hiking, he's kind of scared of being out in 'the wild' but I told him we'd be on a safe trail and see some butterflies and flowers, and plants, and all that! He was more willing when I told him that..and he said he'd feel a little more calm anyways since i'd be there too!" Patton exclaimed.

"Awe! That's just-just it sounds so romantic!" Roman sighed.

"Still, be careful" Logan interjected, "there could still be things like poisonous snakes, arachnids, plants such as poison ivy,-"

"ARACHNIDS?!?! Logan, please, call them by their real name!" Patton exclaimed.

"Spiders?-" Roman began.

"Creepy crawly death dealers" Patton whispered.

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Soon enough, Patton's nerves were calmed, and he'd spent the rest of the day before his date building up his confidence. He was so excited to go on the date, but his nerves kept on getting to him. He'd actually texted Virgil multiple times throughout the day, and could tell that he too was nervous.

Patton was surprised they were even going on a date at all-Virgil had been the one to ask him out, and it had been a huge shocker-Patton hadn't planned on taking Virgil out quite then, he was a little too nervous to ask-but he was so glad Virgil had the confidence to take him out!

So Patton put on a cute blue pastel hiking skirt he'd found, and white stockings that went up to just his knees. He put on some colorful sneakers and a baggy pastel pink sweatshirt, and the sleeves went over his hands so he just knew that Virgil would like it, and than he deemed himself ready for the date.

It was also a good outfit for the weather outside. It was a little chili, as it was early fall, however it also wasn't so hot that his sweatshirt would make him you know, die from the raging sun which is only getting worse because humans and their polut-

Anyways, so Patton was looking in the mirror, thinking about how cute he looked, when he heard his doorbell ring. He quickly ran to the door, putting on some lip gloss and grabbing his purse. He also replaced his rectangle glasses with round ones, and put a camera around his neck. He called out a goodbye to Roman and Logan as he got downstairs.

He opened his door, and when he saw Virgil his heart nearly stopped. His hair was dyed a nice shade of purple, though the brown was still visible. His sweater was around his waist and he had on a band T-shirt, pain black ripped jeans, and a pair of those emo ankle boots that somehow had about 3000 straps on them.

Virgil was such an emo-but he was his emo. He thought that he looked so incredibly cute in just a simple band T-shirt, and there was just something about tying jackets around your waste that made Patton really happy-and he didn't know what it was.

Patton was so caught up in Virgil's outfit he hadn't noticed the look of awe on Virgil's face. "Patton..." Virgil almost whispered, "you look absolutely stunning..."

Roman, who was stalking them in the background, gave Virgil a thumbs up, "look at him..taking my advice" he whispered to Logan, tearing up, "like a little bird finally leaving the nest..."

Logan rolled his eyes, "oh come on, there's nothing wrong with a bit if loving sarcasm every now and again."

"But compliments make people feel good-"

"Guys!" Patton exclaimed, "honestly-you really think I can't hear you? You're literally standing three feet away from me behind a plant, which you don't even fit behind!" He chuckled.

"Falsehood, we are not 'literally' standing three feet way from you, we are, however, literally standing eight feet three inches and two centimeters away from you" Logan said matter of factly.

"Let's just go" Patton sighed, "bye guys!"

He grabbed his duffel bag before running out the door, and throwing it into Virgil's car. Virgil was a little confused about why Patton needed a duffle bag, but didn't question it, as Patton looked a bit embarrassed.

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As they left together, Virgil opened the passenger's seat for Patton, before going around to get his own door, which Patton found very sweet of him.

They drove for a little while, before they finally got to the hiking trail, getting out of the car, and holding hands as they got onto the trail.

Patton was too nervous to ask if they could use the bathroom before they started, though..and he'd forgotten to do it before he left his house.

Double dumb, because his bladder was very overactive, and it felt like his bladder was constantly trolling him. When he felt like he didn't need to go, he'd end up wetting himself, and when he felt like his bladder was about to pop, literally nothing would come out-than sometimes Niagara falls came out, it was all just so confusing.

"Hey Patton! Look!" Virgil whispered, smiling a little bit.

Patton came over slowly as he saw what Virgil was looking at. He picked his camera up, making sure it was in focus, before snapping a bunch of pictures. It was a huge Blue Morpho butterfly, flapping it's wings from where it stood atop a Azalea bush, which had some pretty orange Begonia's sprouting around it.

He focused his camera in in the butterfly, and made it so that the flowers were slightly out of focus, so his camera could get the majestic beauty of the creature in front of him.

"That was so cool!" Patton exclaimed as the butterfly began to fly away.

Virgil smiled at Patton'a enthusiasm, "let's go look for some more cool little creatures" he smiled.

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About thirty minutes later, and many cute pictures of flowers and bushes and birds-Patton began to realize how bad he actually needed to go. He was sure that his bladder wasn't tricking him this time, because he had been drinking a lot of water to stay hydrated, and it just felt so real.

He rubbed his knees together, and pulled his skirt down a little bit as he thought of holding himself. He crossed his legs where he stood, and bit his lip. Things were not going to go good if he couldn't find somewhere to pee soon...

He needed a diversion..or, well, just something to get away from Virgil for just a little bit.

"Hey Virge!" Patton exclaimed, "i'm going to go off trail for a bit-I think that I saw a bunny, I wanna go get a picture!"

"Wait..you're going off trail? What if something happens to you?" He asked a little nervously, "here let me come with-"

"No! I mean-no, no it'll be fine, kiddo! I'll be right back!" He smiled rushing iff to catch the 'bunny.' He kind of felt bad for leaving Virgil-he knew how nervous he could get by himself, especially in an unfamiliar place, but he had to pee, damnit.

He quickly got far enough away to where he could see Virgil, though he couldn't see him. He was sure he was far enough away so that Virgil couldn't hear, so he hiked his skirt up, bent down, and pulled himself out.

He sighed quietly in relief as the piss began to flow out of him and onto the grass below, soaking into the dirt, though still creating a puddle. No matter how hard he tried to be quiet, it just felt so damn good, so he let himself relax, and began to piss full force below himself, having to shift so that he didn't soak his shoes.

When he finally finished, he shook himself off, sighed, and got back up. He blushed a little bit as he surveyed the damage he'd done nearby the bush..he really had to go.

"Hey Virgil, i'm back! Patton yelled cheerily, startling Virgil, "darn bunny got away!"

"Patton! Virgil exclaimed, "oh my god you were gone for like five minutes, I thought you died!"

Patton maintained his blush as he thought about that-he's peed for quite a while...

"Also, I think I heard some water flowing-I think there may be a river nearby, let's go see some fish, I guess" Virgil shrugged.

As Virgil began to walk, Patton covered his tomato red face. 'Oh my god Virgil heard me pee.'

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The rest of the hike went really, really well for both of them. They saw and found so many things, and Virgil had actually experienced things he'd never really experienced.

Like nature, being outside, looking at creatures like frogs-he'd never really done anything like this, he usually plays it safe in life and refuses to do anything that could even remotely put him in danger.

Though, it had been very fun, especially with Patton.

Eventually, they'd finished with the hike and got in the car, and headed on their way to the restaurant. Now, this was the part that Patton was afraid of, and dreading the whole night. Excusing himself in a restaurant is so embarrassing, the walk-the walk, it always feels like someone's looking at you when they aren't.

Patton took in a breath and sighed as they got there, deciding that it was 'illogical' as Logan would say, to be so nervous to have to do such a mundane and basic thing.

So, he just said, "Hey Virgey, why don't you go and get us a table, i'm going to stop by the bathroom real quick!"

Virgil, a little afraid of social interaction begrudgingly agreed, and waved Patton off.

What Patton didn't notice though, was that Virgil was squirming around...and he hadn't realized that he had been holding it since before they'd even went on the hike. It was his anxiety bubbling up and making him need to pee.

But he was too nervous to tell Patton. So he didn't.

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Throughout dinner, they both just focused on each other, (well, Virgil focused on one other thing..) as they got to know each other a little better. Of course, they already knew each other real well as friends, but when you became a couple, and started dating..there were so many questions, and random things that you find out about your other special person.

Like, Virgil found out that Patton didn't actually know how to bake. He bought cookies from the store and warmed them up in the oven so that the house would smell like the cookies and people would think that they were home made and fresh out the oven!

And Patton found out that Virgil also had absolutely zero clue about anything when it came to cooking-so they decided that maybe they could make a recipe, or dinner together for their next date and help each other learn.

It sounded fun, so they decides to plan for it later.

Eventually, their food came, and they began to focus on their sushi. Now that there was nothing to distract him, Virgil was becoming very aware of how badly he needed to go. He snaked a hand between his legs from where he sat across the table from Patton, and bit his lip as he began to eat his sushi.

It dragged on for at least two hours, and when they finally paid, Virgil was sure that he was about to die from a bursting bladder, he had been leaking for a while now, and could barely even handle it.

On the other hand, Patton was ecstatic, he was so worried for nothing! He didn't even get a wet patch on his skirt, it was a miracle, he stood up, and Virgil followed, but as soon as they got outside, Virgil just couldn't go on, he cried out loud, and gasped as his jeans began to slowly grow darker, and he felt warmth run down his legs.

Patton watched in shock, covering his mouth with his hands, watching as Virgil's piss began to pool beneath his feet as he made a mess of himself. Patton stood in awkward silence as Virgil began to tear up, balling his fists up, and putting them over his eyes as he stood there helplessly, now going hard and heavy in his pants.

His cried were mixed with relief and embarrassment, it was so agonizing to hear the pitter pattering of the mess he's made on the concrete parking lot of the Sushi restaurant.

As Virgil finished, everything seemed to still for just a moment, before Patton quickly recovered and began to comfort him, grabbing him bu his hand and pulling him out of his puddle, and over. by the car.

As Virgil walked, he cringed at the feeling of the piss cooling down and dripping off of his legs. He hated the sticky feeling of his now wet skinny jeans clinging to his skin.

Patton wiped Virgil's tears away and kissed him on the cheek, (which that alone made Virgil feel a little better) and told him that it was alright.

"Y-you aren't going to leave me?" Virgil asked.

"How could I leave? You're my ride home!" Patton exclaimed and chuckled at his attempt at a joke, "ba-dum psssst.."

Virgil chuckled too at the smiled in Patton's voice, "good one Pat."

"Also, I could tell that you were a little bit confused about the duffel bag" Patton chuckled nervously, opening it, "I have spare clothes, some towels..the works..see, I-I have this bladder disability, and I was actually so worried about wetting myself..." he blushed.

"Awe, Patton-"

"And I never saw that bunny earlier-I-I was just sneaking off so that I could pee..I was embarrassed to tell you" he blushed.

"Well-I probably should've done the same thing..I was just a little bit scares, you know?" He asked.

"Yeah..and well, these clothes may be a little big on you, but-they should still fit I think" Patton said.

"Thanks Pat, this isn't how I planned on the night to go, but i'm glad it ended on a good note at least.." he smiled awkwardly, and Patton sent a smile back.

Virgil changed his clothes quickly in the backseat, and actually had to admit he liked Patton's clothes. It was another sweater-skirt set, and he felt really cute in it. As he got out of the car, he said "wow Pat, your clothes are really great-if you ever find that they aren't turning up, assume I stole them."

Patton chuckled too, and got in the car.

The night hadn't turned out so bad, even if the turn of events was very unexpected..he couldn't believe that Virgil ended up being the one who was seeing himself instead of him.

A/n: prettypuffin Sorry, I just had to add that typo in that last paragraph there 🤣

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