A/n: I have an obsession with Virgil incase ya'll don't know✌️

The fact that I wrote this when I already have 10 half finished requested prompts🤌 I just felt like doing basic car omo✌️ i'm not like other girls 🤪✌️

Typical Logan and Roman arguments in this one. Roman makes Logan road rage, which honestly I love😩

Virgil sighed as he packed his bags. Patton Logan and Roman were all yelling in the background about how they couldn't find this or that—and honestly, he just wanted to go back to sleep.

They were going on a road trip because apparently that's how boyfriends spent their off weeks in summer.

Patton explained that it was going to be a bonding exercise for them, since Virgil was fairly new to their poly relationship. He had crushes on them for a long time but his parents disapproved. Though now that he had gained some confidence and moved out of his parents house, he had entered the relationship upon finding out that they all liked him too

It had been a rough, complicated road but they were finally happy and content after a few short months of being together.

Still, Virgil was really nervous about the whole road trip thing. He didn't even know why! He loved his boyfriends and he was very comfortable around them, it was just that, well, he guessed that being trapped in a small space with them would leave no escape from awkward situations.

"Come on Ro! You haven't even told us where we're going yet! Pleeeaaassseee!"  Patton exclaimed with a pout.

Roman rolled his eyes fondly, "Dear, trust me it will all work out. It's nothing special, per Logan's request.."

"I had to help him plan it" Logan sighed, "He was thinking about taking us to France. I told him that was illogical and quite frankly, stupid."

"Now now, don't stifle his creativity like that! He has a lot of ideas in that brain of his!" Patton chastized.

"Yeah, a lot of dangerous ideas. I heard him talking about taking us bungee jumping. Off cliffs!" Virgil chimed in as he brought his bag downstairs, "I would literally pass out."

"I can confirm that he would literally pass out" Logan said.

"It was GOING to be fun!" Roman argued.

"No, it was going to make me have seven panic attacks" Virgil said dryly.

"Guys, come on! We're just driving to a hotel, like four hours away for the beaches, and a zoo, maybe a few other things" Roman said, "no big deal."

"Okay good" Virgil sighed, "just—wait, four hours?"

"Could be longer depending on traffic" Roman shrugged, "speaking of which—we're on time! We should get going. You guys should use the bathroom before we leave because I am not stopping. Especially you with your little baby bladder" Roman smirked, looking at Virgil. His bladder was a running joke at this point honestly, it had gotten them in a few...embarrassing situations.

Virgil tensed up at that information though, missing the joking tone and immediatly going into panic mode. No stops? He hadn't accounted for that...four plus hours in a small car on a hot day and no bathroom stops? With his baby bladder? Yeah, that wasn't going to work....

He made good use of his (possibly last) bathroom break and then helped to load up the van. Roman, of course packed way more than necessary, which lead to the trunk being completely full. Granted, they had a pretty small trunk.

So they filed in with the snacks and drinks, Roman and Patton sat up front (Roman driving if course) and Logan sat in the back next to Virgil.

Everyone else decided to give Virgil some time to mentally prepare himself, because the poor anxious bean had no idea how hectic their road trips could get. There may or may not have been a McDonald'a food fight. And Roman may or may have not accidentally thrown a cheeseburger at Logan's head, causing them to swerve into a ditch—

No one was harmed, aside from Roman's ego. Logan really bruised it that day...

But they of course weren't going to spook Virgil and tell him horror stories about their past road trips. They were going to tell him about their hopes and dreams for the future! Or, Roman was. Logan was going to listen to an audiobook and wonder why he even fell in love with Roman in the first place.

Virgil was wondering how he was going to make it to the hotel when Patton was force feeding him water, "you're a skinny little thing! You'll get dehydrated too quickly kiddo!"

"Gee, thanks" Virgil said dryly, "can I at least have the apple juice instead?" He asked with a pout.

"You're such a child, no wonder Patton calls you kiddo" Roman quipped.

"Says the guy who still colors in Disney princess coloring books" Virgil scoffed.

"Now now kiddos, let's play nice!" Patton exclaimed as he poked a hole in the juice box with a straw, "here ya go!"

"Thanks Pat" Virgil mumbled,
taking the juice box and slurping the contents of it down.

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Okay the two juice boxes and the bottles of water he drank afterwards had been a bad idea. A horrible idea, even. He began to feel the effects of it an hour into the trip, because of course he did.

He shifted slightly, knowing that his need was only going to grow worse. Especially since he kept on taking nervous sips of his water—he couldn't help it. The car was deafeningly quiet.

"Virgil? Are you alright?" Logan questioned, taking out an earbud. Shit. So quiet in fact, that Logan could easily pick up on the fact that he was shifting his weight and fidgeting a lot.

"Yes, i'm fine" he replied in a quiet voice, leaning his head against the window.

Logan didn't quite believe him, though mumbled a quick okay before going back to his audiobook.

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Since then, thirty minutes had passed, and Logan had forgotten all about that small conversation, and was currently screaming at Roman for almost crashing the car.

"Roman!" Logan screamed as they began to run off the road. Virgil immediately woke up from his dozed state. He had been hoping to get some sleep for a while, but clearly that was impossible.

Roman immediately opened his eyes, quickly getting back on the road and screaming out apologies.

"Roman, you idiot if you get tired you can just as one of us to drive!" Logan exclaimed, his voice raised in such a way that if it were directed towards him, Virgil probably would have wet his pants right then and there.

"I-i'm sorry!" Roman cried, "it was an accident I swear it won't happen again I just—"

"Got irresponsible" Logan growled, "pull over on the side of the road. Now."

"Yeah Roman, that was pretty dangerous..I think you should take a break and rest for a while!" Patton chirped.

"Yeah—god, Virgil you look like you just got back from a war, are you okay? See, look Roman you've traumatized him!" Logan exclaimed.

"Oh poor thing, he's shaking like a leaf!" Patton exclaimed. Virgil curled in on himself, not liking the sudden attention being placed on him.

"Well it's not my fault he's being a baby! Nothing even happened!" Roman exclaimed.

"S-sorry" Virgil mumbled, pulling his hood over his head and chewing his lip anxiously. He didn't like this at all.

"Roman!" Patton exclaimed, Logan looking two seconds from strangling him.

"No—Virgil no, i'm sorry I shouldn't take out my stress on you" he sighed as he pulled over and unbuckled his seatbelt. He and Logan switched spots, Roman hauling himself in the back to cuddle his anxious baby.

He kissed the top of Virgil's head, and Virgil leaned into his arms, "you're lucky i'm not dramatic" he mumbled.

Roman rolled his eyes, "I could argue that. You once told me that you thought someone was out to kill you because of an oddly placed napkin that was on the doorstep of our house."

"Why was there even a random napkin there?!" Virgil questioned, "anything could happen!"

Logan hadn't even started the car yet, and he was banging his head against the steering wheel, "I. Am. Going. To. Kill. Everyone. In. This. Car. If. You. Guye. Don't. shut. up." With every word his forehead slammed onto the steering wheel and honked the horn, causing Virgil to jump out of Roman's arms and cover his ears.

Roman jumped up too, but because he was, y'know, dramatic.

"Logan!" Patton smacked his shoulder, "you're going to hurt yourself! And you're traumatizing Virgil!"

Logan sighed through his nose, "i'm sorry. But if anybody says another word, I will loose my shit. Excuse my french. This happens every time we do one of these road trips and i'm getting fed up"

Roman opened his mouth, but Logan shot him a deadly look, "not a peep."

The car was silent for a while, Virgil's nervousness reminding him of his need and making him need to pee ten times worse, but then something unexpected happened, the silence of the car was broken by a dramatic intake of breath, followed by "PEEP!"

"JESUS FUC—ROMAN!" Logan screamed, jumping up in panic, before throwing the nearest object towards the dramatic man, which happened to be a bag of Dorito's.

"I'm sorry! I couldn't keep it in!" Roman cackled wildly. Virgil wanted to make a quip about how he sounded like Remus, though he knew better.

"We all need to calm down! How about we play eye spy?!" Patton chuckled nervously at how Logan was looking at Roman through the rear view mirror.

"How about we play a game called shut the hell up before Logan swerves the car into the nearest ditch and takes his three annoying boyfriends out with him?!" Logan seethed.

"That—that doesn't sound very fun" Patton chuckled.

"You know what else isn't fun? Logan. I hope he swerves the car into the ditch so that we can get away from him!" Roman exclaimed.

Virgil didn't bother paying much attention to the argument, as he was nursing a full bladder and really didn't want to end up with wet pants, but goodness, it was starting to get uncomfortable.

"How much longer until we get there?" Virgil questioned.

Logan gave Virgil a dry look, "I am not playing 'are we there yet' with you Virgil. We get there when we get there."

"Well you don't have to be rude to Virgil" Roman snapped, using every opportunity he had to get under Logan's skin.

"I have a migraine" Logan groaned, "stop talking!"

"Maybe he has a migraine because of all that forehead slamming he did" Roman mumbled, causing Patton to giggle and Virgil to smirk.

"Oh look at all that! On your left you'll see some horses" he said, pointing out his window, "and on your right you'll see a ditch!" He exclaimed, swerving the car, wildly, causing everyone to either scream or let out a string of curses.

"LOGAN!" They all screamed in unison, none louder than Virgil.

Logan began to laugh like a man man to himself, as if he'd gone insane, which at this point was very believable. He even had tears running down his face, "oh my god you should have seen the looks on your faces."

"Don't do that!" Patton yelled, smacking him on the shoulder again.

"You just got onto me for that and now you're going to pull the same crap?!" Roman exclaimed.

Virgil shook from where he sat in his seat, clearly spooked. He had leaked an embarrassing amount, and was kind of worried about the state of his bladder. Though he immediately launched himself over to Roman and forced his face into his chest as he began to mumble to himself.

"See look what you've done! Virgil is going to be traumatized! For the third time!" Patton exclaimed, rolling up a newspaper and smacking Logan on the nose with it, "be nice or else i'm driving!"

"Okay okay okay—Virgil I apologize deeply for my actions, it was very insensitive of me..I kind of just snapped. Roman was being annoying" Logan sighed, "though i'm serious. I want the rest of this car ride to be silent. No more of your nonsense until we get there! Goodness me, are you my boyfriends or are you my children?!"

Virgil tried to stay quiet but he couldn't stop the small uncomfortable whimpers that came out of him. He really had to pee. After another thirty minutes he knew he'd have to ask to stop. But Roman said no stops..and Logan was driving the car now and he looked pissed.

Roman could hear the whimpers clearly and began to run his fingers through Virgil's hair to calm him. He figured that the smaller man was just still a little anxious over everything that had happened. Virgil leaned into the touch and closed his eyes, trying to think of a possible solution. Maybe he could text Patton and ask if he thought Logan would stop?

Hmm..that would probably be even more humiliating because Logan would probably think that Virgil was too much of a wimp to ask himself—which he was—but still!

He was checking his phone almost constantly, praying for this car ride to just end already. His bangs fell over his  eyes as he sighed and bit his lip. They still had a whole hour of the car ride left and he was beyond desperate for a toilet.

"Uhhh...Logan?" Virgil mumbled.

At that point Logan had calmed down, "If this isn't important i'm swerving the car again" he joked.

"Too soon" Patton said.

"Last year you were the one who almost killed us all. You have the worst road rage" Logan smirked.

Patton gasped, "I do not!"

Virgil curled in on himself, looking up at Roman who was looking down at him, "what's wrong Virgil?"

"I-uh, It is kinda important.." he mumbled to Logan, shifting his weight, his face going an impossible shade of red as he leaked.

"What is it?" Logan asked seriously, dropping his light hearted argument with Patton.

"I uh, I have to pee like really really badly..." he mumbled.

"Is that why you've been acting like you had ants in your pants for the past two hours?" Roman asked.

Virgil huffed, "yes. Can we stop somewhere? Please? I-I know that Roman said he didn't want to stop but i've been trying to hold it and I dunno if I can anymore..."

Roman felt a stab of guilt, "awe Virgil..I didn't mean it, I was just joking! I'll always stop for you, my love" he pulled Virgil close and kissed his head.

Logan however, always the bearer of bad news, said "Ooooh, uh, I passed the last rest stop a while ago...there isn't going to be another one probably for another forty five minutes..."

Virgil's eyes went wide, "w-what?! Really?!"

"Virgil do you think you can make it that long?" Patton asked seriously.

Virgil blushed, "Yeah! I'm not five.." he grumbled, crossing his legs.

"Are you..sure?" Roman questioned.

"Yes I'm su—" Virgil gasped as a pang surged through his abdomen. He shot forward and grabbed his crotch, "oooh no" he whimpered.

Patton quickly rummaged around in his bag, taking something out, "here, use this!" He exclaimed, passing a water bottle to Virgil who took it with shaking hands.

"I—I can't do that" Virgil said quickly, placing it in the cup holder next to him, "it's too embarrassing."

"It would be more embarrassing to wet yourself" Logan said flatly, "nobody's judging you, just use it. You're giving is second hand anxiety."

"No! I don't want you to see..my thing.." he mumbled.

Roman laughed, "your dick? Spoken like a true virgin. We'll fix that quick—"

"Roman!" Patton scolded, "let him be embarrassed! Or else i'm going to tell him about your first time—"

"NO! Ahem—no, sorry Virgil" Roman chuckled nervously.

Virgil just sighed and gnawed at his lip, "I have to go soo badddd" he groaned, "everyone be quiet i'm going to do it."

He uncapped the water bottle and unzipped his pants. He cringed at his considerably damp boxer's and was about to pull out, when he glanced over and saw Roman staring intently, "Roman!" He hissed, "don't look!"

"Okay okay okay! Sorry" he chuckled, turning away.

Virgil quickly pulled himself out and positioned himself, trying to will himself to relax, but it wasn't working. He tried to push it out but it wasn't working. He groaned in frustration.

"Stage fright?" Patton joked.

"Yes!" Virgil exclaimed, "I don't know how people can do this, it's too nerve wracking!"

"Okay okay—let's all be quiet. Virgil, focus. Try to relax, and don't think about us. Pretend you're in front of the toilet" Logan said gently.

Virgil nodded, taking in a deep breath, before letting a spurt out. He tensed up, before relaxing again and letting out a weak but steady stream.

"Damn Virgil why is your pee so light—"

"ROMAN! YOU MADE IT GO BACK IN SHUT UP!" Virgil exclaimed as his stream abruptly stopped, realizing it had an audience.

"Roman shush" Logan seethed as Patton turned back to send a glare his way.

  Roman chuckled sheepishly, "sorry...here, let me help." Roman reached over and placed a hand on Virgil's distended bladder, and gave a gentle push. As much as Virgil wanted to protest, he couldn't deny that it helped. His stream immediately started back up again and he sighed in relief.

He gained confidence after a while and began to piss heavily into the bottle, the plastic heating up very quickly and warming his hands. He whimpered loudly and placed his forehead against the back of Patton's seat, "oh my god..that feels so good..."

He continued to go until the bottle began to fill to the brim, but he still wasn't finished, "Patton—oh my god, I meed another one" he said, his voice cracking with anxiety as he cut his stream off, "ooooh no I can't hold it—it's going to come out!"

Patton quickly searched for another empty water bottle, which he found quickly, "here! Here!"

At this point, Roman and Logan were so invested that they were having second hand heart attacks, and Patton was on the verge of tears from the stress.

Virgil was quick to cap the lid of the full one and quickly replace it. He let go of his stream again as soon as he was positioned, and the ferocity of his spray was deafening in the silence of the car. Roman found Virgil incredibly hot in this state—though that was a conversation for another time.

When his stream turned into a trickle and eventually tampered off, he capped the bottle, put it in his second cup holder and tucked himself back away. He sighed deeply and leaned against Roman, exhausted.

"Sounded like the best piss of your life" Roman chuckled.

"It so was" Virgil sighed, closing his eyes, "that was stressful."

"Indeed" Logan responded, "next time, no matter how idiotic Roman is, just tell us when you have to go. It should never get to that point, and I'm sorry that you felt the need to hold it like that.."

Virgil chuckled, "yeah..it's okay..."

"Well, that was certainly one way for us to bond" Patton chuckled.

A/n: My life has been a nightmare ever since the boys woke up /hj

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